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Printablesinister said: subhuman09 said: You're SURE they haven't been on the Org? 
(I don't bring guns to work, I bring eclairs! It kills people slower and much more deliciously.) I don't have access to eclairs only firearms.....But I have a 3 day old roll that is hard enough to pierce titianum if thrown at a high velocity.....  They never expect the roll! 
(Make sure to distract them with butter! Lots and lots of butter!) (Maybe butter isn't the best idea in prison.) ( ) | |
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sinister said: Im ready to snap necks! These people are not bad but I just hate hearing them talk.....I have headphones and they do ok but i need "visual" distraction and my work aint cutting it....
what is it that you do exactly?? i know, i know has your 'org woman' i should know that already but... i don't. you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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sinister said: AndGodCreatedMe said: yes  are you being serious?  | |
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lillith said: sinister said: Im ready to snap necks! These people are not bad but I just hate hearing them talk.....I have headphones and they do ok but i need "visual" distraction and my work aint cutting it....
what is it that you do exactly?? i know, i know has your 'org woman' i should know that already but... i don't. Boring Data Entry at the moment but "supposedly" they are going to have me do "tons" of other stuff.....I say they can "kiss" my black ass!  Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: lillith said: what is it that you do exactly?? i know, i know has your 'org woman' i should know that already but... i don't. Boring Data Entry at the moment but "supposedly" they are going to have me do "tons" of other stuff.....I say they can "kiss" my black ass!  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: sinister said: Boring Data Entry at the moment but "supposedly" they are going to have me do "tons" of other stuff.....I say they can "kiss" my black ass!  Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: AndGodCreatedMe said: 
Kissing your black ass | |
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sinister said: lillith said: what is it that you do exactly?? i know, i know has your 'org woman' i should know that already but... i don't. Boring Data Entry at the moment but "supposedly" they are going to have me do "tons" of other stuff.....I say they can "kiss" my black ass! You're black?
(I prefer the term mahogany enhanced.) | |
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subhuman09 said: sinister said: Boring Data Entry at the moment but "supposedly" they are going to have me do "tons" of other stuff.....I say they can "kiss" my black ass! You're black?
(I prefer the term mahogany enhanced.) Blacker than Jessie Jackson hosting the Source awards with Suge Knight on BET.....  Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: subhuman09 said: You're black?
(I prefer the term mahogany enhanced.) Blacker than Jessie Jackson hosting the Source awards with Suge Knight on BET..... As long as you're not as black as Michael Jackson-cause that just scares me. | |
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wow...thats black.
and i can understand how bored you must be... Deanne says thanks again and did you find any friends yet?? 
shes so funny!!!  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: wow...thats black.
and i can understand how bored you must be... Deanne says thanks again and did you find any friends yet??
shes so funny!!! Tell her no.....and ask her why does she want me to have a friend lolSome of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: lillith said: wow...thats black.
and i can understand how bored you must be... Deanne says thanks again and did you find any friends yet??
shes so funny!!! Tell her no.....and ask her why does she want me to have a friend lolcause i don't like to share...
and if i ever make it to Phoenix she won't let me go alone...hence the friend. someone to keep her busy (if ya know what i mean!!! )you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: sinister said: Tell her no.....and ask her why does she want me to have a friend lolcause i don't like to share...
and if i ever make it to Phoenix she won't let me go alone...hence the friend. someone to keep her busy (if ya know what i mean!!! )Ahhh I see (wink wink) I will see I can clone myself or something.....I had a cloning machine around here somewhere.... Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: lillith said: cause i don't like to share...
and if i ever make it to Phoenix she won't let me go alone...hence the friend. someone to keep her busy (if ya know what i mean!!! )Ahhh I see (wink wink) I will see I can clone myself or something.....I had a cloning machine around here somewhere.... thats it baby...now you got the program!!! we could always just lock her out on the hotel balcony for an hour or 4!!! you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: sinister said: Ahhh I see (wink wink) I will see I can clone myself or something.....I had a cloning machine around here somewhere.... thats it baby...now you got the program!!! we could always just lock her out on the hotel balcony for an hour or 4!!! Now don't be mean! I will just clone myself....  Hope she likes sexy!Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: lillith said: thats it baby...now you got the program!!! we could always just lock her out on the hotel balcony for an hour or 4!!! Now don't be mean! I will just clone myself.... Hope she likes sexy!she's my friend...of course she does!!! i'll let her know a clone is in the making.... how long does it take to grow a clone??? you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: sinister said: Now don't be mean! I will just clone myself.... Hope she likes sexy!she's my friend...of course she does!!! i'll let her know a clone is in the making.... how long does it take to grow a clone??? Hopefully not long I clone popcorn in it all the time! Wait.....maybe I don't have one....maybe its just a popcorn maker.....CRAP! Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: Hopefully not long I clone popcorn in it all the time! Wait.....maybe I don't have one....maybe its just a popcorn maker.....CRAP! well maybe that'll do!!! hook her up with some Orville Reddenbacher (sp???) extra butter.... 
i think it will work!!!! you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: sinister said: Hopefully not long I clone popcorn in it all the time! Wait.....maybe I don't have one....maybe its just a popcorn maker.....CRAP! well maybe that'll do!!! hook her up with some Orville Reddenbacher (sp???) extra butter....
i think it will work!!!! You know I am equipped to handle 2 women you know..... I have had to handle more than one woman all this time here.....just a thought..... Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: You know I am equipped to handle 2 women you know..... I have had to handle more than one woman all this time here.....just a thought..... we've been over this before.... i love my friend but i don't want to see her naked. with me. in bed. freakin'. i think you get the point. now a with different woman, that i find attractive and don't know on other levels, i could be gently persuaded i'm sure....
you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: sinister said: You know I am equipped to handle 2 women you know..... I have had to handle more than one woman all this time here.....just a thought..... we've been over this before.... i love my friend but i don't want to see her naked. with me. in bed. freakin'. i think you get the point. now a with different woman, that i find attractive and don't know on other levels, i could be gently persuaded i'm sure....
I remember.....Well worth a shot! I was only suggesting a quick solution thats all  I guess I will make friends tommorrow!  Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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sinister said: I remember.....Well worth a shot! I was only suggesting a quick solution thats all I guess I will make friends tommorrow! always worth a try!!! glad to see you are searching for solutions...just confirms that you want a little lillith action...can't say i blame ya!! you try and make some friends...play nice and smile...it'll improve your chances. i'm sure you have some time to find success!!! gotta go home now...shift is almost over...thanks for amusing me on this crappy graveyard shift.... see ya here tomorrow night!!  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: sinister said: I remember.....Well worth a shot! I was only suggesting a quick solution thats all I guess I will make friends tommorrow! always worth a try!!! glad to see you are searching for solutions...just confirms that you want a little lillith action...can't say i blame ya!! you try and make some friends...play nice and smile...it'll improve your chances. i'm sure you have some time to find success!!! gotta go home now...shift is almost over...thanks for amusing me on this crappy graveyard shift.... see ya here tomorrow night!! Bye baby  Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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u gonna get traded for 2 cartons of newports and commisary | |
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subhuman09 said: sinister said: Boring Data Entry at the moment but "supposedly" they are going to have me do "tons" of other stuff.....I say they can "kiss" my black ass! You're black?
(I prefer the term mahogany enhanced.) 
oh please tell me you've never seen a picture of him!! that would be too hilarious!! | |
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fantasyislander said: subhuman09 said: You're black?
(I prefer the term mahogany enhanced.)
oh please tell me you've never seen a picture of him!! that would be too hilarious!! Next you'll tell me CinisterCee isn't black. That's just a picture of Jack Osbourne, right? | |
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Big brotha Bubba bout to become your best Hommie 
PS. Don't drop the soap on a rope. | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Big brotha Bubba bout to become your best Hommie
PS. Don't drop the soap on a rope. That's a good point. Is this a coed prison? | |
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MrJoker said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Big brotha Bubba bout to become your best Hommie
PS. Don't drop the soap on a rope. That's a good point. Is this a coed prison? From what I've heard from him, several of the guys have breasts. Does that count? | |
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