sinister said:

i'm so glad you guys are on the org tonight to keep me entertained!! otherwise, i might actually have to go to bed!

sinister said:

Dude, if I knew I'd tell you.



(How the hell could they cancel Futurama?)

how did you come up with your alternate universe of the "asylum"?

and why?

PlanetMe said:

What do you mean "asylum"?

It's real, I tell you! I live there!

Actually it just came to me seeing how many people are just themselves when they run out of posts.

Where's the fact that you can swear up and down you're someone else? It's the internet, who really will know but you?

I guess I figured someone thought I was crazy so I'd go to that next level-a German asylum based in the 1940's, before any actual safety was in effect.

Why that time? It just came to me. So I had that idea before I realized I was actually living in one!

I guess you write about what you know, huh?



(Hans has a full name too-and the Doctor's is already out there of course.)

(There's more to it I'm sure. Or where I'm actually from.)

what is your absolute favorite monty python skit?

PlanetMe said:

Alright, I'm taking over the asylum tonight too!

They're locked in isolation again.



My absolute favorite? Easy.

The Exploding Penguin on the Television Set Sketch

"There's a penguin on the television set?"

"What's it doing there?"

"Standing!"

"Well I can see that!"

...it goes on:

"If it laid an egg, it'd roll down the back of the television set!"

"We'd have to watch that!"

...

"Perhaps penguin's come from next door?"

"They don't come from next door, they come from the Antartic!"

"Oh, INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!"


And then:



"...and now time for the penguin on the top of your television set to explode."


It's just brilliant on so many levels-and of course that's where I really got my love for penguins.


[Edited 9/27/04 20:57pm]

the norwegian blue is mine!



"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"


i roll on the floor everytime!

PlanetMe said:

I absolutely LOVE that one too!

Live, not sure if you knew this-John would always say-"He fuckin' snuffed it!"

asylum said:

some of my favorites from the holy grail movie . . .

"help!! help!! i'm being repressed!!"

and the scene where king arthur has to get past the black knight.

Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.

Arthur: A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!

Black Knight: No it isn't!

Arthur: Well what's that then? (pointing to the arm lying on the ground)

Black Knight: I've had worse.

Arthur: You LIAR!

Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!

(more fighting)

Arthur: Victory is mine!

(kneeling, praying) We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy--



He is kicked onto his side by the black knight.



Black Knight: Come on, then! (kicks Arthur again)

Arthur: (on the ground) What?!?

Black Knight: (kicking him again) Have at you!

Arthur: (getting up) You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight

is mine!

Black Knight: Ohhh, had enough, eh?

Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have!

Arthur: LOOK!!!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound! (kicking Arthur again)

Arthur: Look, STOP that!

Black Knight: Chicken!!! Chicken!!!!!

Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg!

(The Black Knight continues his kicking)

Arthur: RIGHT! (He chops off the black knight's leg with his sword)

Black Knight: (hopping) Right! I'll do you for that!

Arthur: You'll *WHAT*?

Black Knight: Come 'ere!

Arthur: (tiring of this) What're you going to do, bleed on me?

Black Knight: I'm *INVINCIBLE*!!!

Arthur: You're a looney....

Black Knight: The Black Knight ALWAYS TRIUMPHS! Have at you!!

(hopping around, trying to kick Arthur with his one remaining

leg)



Arthur shrugs his shoulders and, with a mighty swing, removes the Black

Knight's last limb. The Knight falls to the ground. He looks about,

realizing he can't move.



Black Knight: Okay, we'll call it a draw.

Arthur: Come, Pasty! (they "ride" away)



Black Knight: (calling after them) Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take

what's coming to you, you yellow bastards!! Come back here and

take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

i also really like the bit at the french castle. and the attack bunny. i could just about list the whole movie script here. but this is supposed to be about asking you questions. sorry.

so, what kind of food do you like?

PlanetMe said:

and what's your birthdate?

PlanetMe said:

Sorry I'm too busy wanting to marry you now!



My favorite food?

I love pizza, I make my own salsa, pasta is good-I can cook so it's not an issue. It changes really. Pizza's always a favorite though-but just cheese.

My birthdate is:

January 9th, 1979.

or

1/9/79

or

1979.

asylum said:

what is this strange effect i have on men on the org?




i make my own salsa too!!




that's just kind of creepy.

Kinda scary huh?



(The effect you have is most likely hormonal.)

what is your favorite alcoholic drink in a bottle? mixed? and otherwise?

PlanetMe said:

I don't really drink anymore, but when I did:

Bottle-Beer (Budweiser, Corona with Lime)

Mixed-Rum and Coke with a lime, or Parrot Bay Rum and Orange Juice (Parrot Bay has a Coconut flavor)

Other-Jagermeister, Margaritas.

asylum said:

duh.

PlanetMe said:

For those that did not know, and since you're so innocent I wanted to make sure it was clear.

asylum said:

ok, what is your middle name? and if you could change your name to anything, would you? and what would it be?

PlanetMe said:

I'll orgnote you my middle name unless anyone else asks for it to be put here.

If I could change my name, I doubt I would, but I could pull off:

E. Normos Genitels

asylum said:

in your dreams!!

(just orgnote me your name.)

PlanetMe said:

Yeah, so?

Hey, Sub.

Can you dance like Michael Jackson?

NWF said:

Only when heavily medicated. Which is daily.

I am however, darker than Michael Jackson.

Hey, Sub.

How can Doctors tell whether a female is ovulating just by taking a sample of their saliva?

NWF said:

Sort of like how folks can love or hate an album before they've heard a note.

subhuman09 said:

from my saliva!?!?! how can they tell if i love an album from my saliva?

fantasyislander said:

Look-if Michael Bolton can sell millions of records, anything can happen.

subhuman09 said:

touche'!!

Subby...what should I be for halloween?
What are you going to be for halloween?