Say it today...and it's FUCKING WONDERFUL!!!! This is John Waters as you like him--filthy, irreverant, sacreligious and full of life. The cast is wonderful and you can tell they're having a great time!

Go see it, neuters!!!!

LET'S GO SEXING!!!!!

i'm gonna buy all my friends their own bottled water and we're gonna go sexin at the matinee tomorrow!

Anxiety said:

But I don't like water.

althom said:

if i woulda known you were joining us, i would have bought the snack size box of D-CON!

Anxiety said:

Is that nice? Cause I don't want to eat anything that tastes like crap.

althom said:

I'll get you all the D-CON you like.

Anxiety said:

Yay!!! This is going to be soooo fun. Can I sit next to you? I hope you don't talk a lot through the movie? I don't like it when people just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on.

i have a feeling you don't know what D-CON is.

Anxiety said:

No! I'll google it!

althom said:

Now we need to get Kevin Smith back on track...

Imagine if John Waters & Kevin Smith did a flick together...

origmnd said:

Kevin's doing a "Clerks" sequel. Sounds to me like he's on track.

Anxiety said:

"It looks just like Skinny and Sweet -- except for the little skull and crossbones on the label"



And I'm going to see "A Dirty Shame" on SUNDAY! I already have my tickets! I can't wait!

applekisses said:

"There's another stiff in the John"...No it's just Althom ...passed out! Again!

I'm going to see it tomorrow!

When I passed by the Uptown theatre on my way to work yesterday the marquee read "Johnny Knoxville is the new Divine". Now I know that's a load of crap but it made me excited anyway.

althom said:

Lmao

ThreadCula said:

CarrieMpls said:

for that.

Case, tell us a little about Knoxville's character, wouldja?

we just came back from watching it......so f'n funny! it was so great to see john back to his "old" ways. this was the closest he's come to polyester, desperate living or female troubles since...well, since polyester, desperate living and female troubles! the ending was kinda bad but in a john waters way...the kinda way you'd expect it to be bad. just the fact that the word "cooter" was used...and the water bottle scene!

i can't even begin to remember all the quotes from this movie...


"i'm no prude...i married an italian!!!"

"i'm the only goldilocks allowed at this bear den!"

"you wanna meet me downtown for lunch?"

"i found a dildo in my back yard!"

"i'm a cunnilingus bottom...and i'm your mother!"

"my name is sylvia stickles, and my vagina's in crisis!"

"how is BEING A WHORE a SICKNESS??"

"isn't it odd how all the men in this neighborhood have PENISES??"

...and i can't see how david hasselhoff will ever be able to use an airplane lavatory ever again.

oh, and thanks to endo, i put together a john waters movie quotes quiz in celebration of this filthy occasion!

anxy's filthy john waters quiz!

Anxiety said:

endorphin74 said:

well, he hipped us to the make-a-quiz site. the filthy quiz was all me.

Anxiety said:

I got a puny, paltry, pathetic 10... That was hard! No Serial Mom?

I scored a perfect 100

All To Queen Muse!

I scored a 90%!!!

I only missed the "Cecil B Demented" question. Hey, I've only seen it a few times...

Case said:

Well truth be told..... I took the test for Althom and he did realllll bad! I then took the test for myself... Its amazing until this point I knew nothing about John Walters!

Muse2NOPharaoh said: