..seen as how I've got a little spare time. Couple of months until judgment day, Plastic Surgery Live getting a little bit dull on Channel 5, go on - ask me some questions. Just don't take the piss and don't ask me to prove I exist (I ain't into that shit, its just sooo old testament).

Will you allow me to take the piss?

What finger am i putting up ??

















igo

andykeen said:

The small one. Up your ass.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Of course. If you'll allow me to bestow impotence and boils in return.

Why is there so much suffering in the world?

daned said:

Oh piss off. Everyone's a critic. You work your ass off 24-7 and all anyone ever does is moan, moan, moan. You ever tried running creation? No, of course you haven't. The most frustrating thing you've ever had to deal with is the 5 minute freeview on the Adult Channel running out. At least I'm trying.

godalmighty said:

No.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Well, that's no fun is it? How about gonad swelling?

godalmighty said:

shush.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Right, that does it. Your next girlfriend is going to be Welsh - don't fuck with me sonny boy.

godalmighty said:

Shame. I wanted to fuck you.

DId people dream in black and white before TV?

So who's right? Jews? Muslims? Christians? or other religions or cults?

superspaceboy said:

Did people dream of becoming TV stars before television?

Heavenly said:

Sorry, it was none of them. The man with the correct answer was David Koresh and you cooked him before he could explain himself. Oh well, if you had all the answers wouldn't it make life boring?

godalmighty said:

I thought you were giving out answers not questions!

superspaceboy said:

Ever heard of the hip-hop crew People Under The Stairs? [don't answer, I'm omnipotent and just being rhetorical]
They did an album entitled "Question In The Form Of An Answer".

I gave you an answer in the form of a question.


If you listened to more hip-hop, you'd be wiser, happier and more succesful.

godalmighty said:

I've seen some of plastic surgery live, it made me

Lleena said:

Damn right. What was wrong with the work I did? I'm never wrong, you know.

Is popcorn chicken your work or the work of the devil?

I think I'm in love.

If it's yours, thank you.



(god and devil may be smaller than they appear-or non existent at all.)

godalmighty said:

subhuman09 said:

No, that was neither of us. It was actualy created by genetic modification by a Latvian scientist in his remote castle, sometime towards the end of the second world war. Beware, when it starts to speak in German - run away.

Lleena said:

I heard about it and vowed not to watch but then heard that an old college friend was going to be on it. So I tuned in and she wasn't on (claims she was double booked or something) but what I did see whilst waiting for her was live vaginal tightening surgery, anal bleaching and a really creepy social worker getting his arse operated on.

Has TV really sunk so low? What made me really angry was that they advertised a forthcoming episode that promised liposuction on a 13-year old girl (who was hiding her face from the camera) and a boob job on a 16-year old girl (and they showed her topless waiting to have the op, which I don't think was very appropriate).

daned said:

I saw the 13 year old, it's outrageous that her mother would even consider letting her have surgery, she's still a child. She was hiding her face behind her hair, obviously psychologically she wasn't mature enough to handle the attention focused on her. How could she? she's a kid. Some of the comments that particular surgeon who was talking to her made, made me feel ill.

It's very graphic and t.v has sunk to depths unimaginable

Dear godalmighty:

Schultz the butcher believes that all of life is the dream of a dog. Could you confirm or deny, please?

Thanks,
A.