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"dont tell her it's me" The worst movie u've ever seen....... "don't tell her it's me" is a Steve Guttenberg film where he plays a bald headed recovering cancer patient and in order to get the girl of his dreams (who is fine of course),.....
..... he with the help from his older sister (the shitty actress one from tv show "cheers"- u know Sams girlfriend in early episodes) gets muscled up, gets a Harley, a brilliant long flowing mullet and a leather jacket and calls himself "lobo" and pretends he is from New Zealand as girls love that sort of thing apparantly! He pretends to b someone else as she turned him down earlier in movie as he was bald and ugly.....so he must try this whole new macho disguise to capture her heart! In truth story sounds like a laugh, but it has that horrible cheesy tv movie music, mega sentimental in otherwords and whole thing is just apallingly done! I do not mind plot holes but this is too far.....anyway if u have seen this classic then please tell.....or/plus refer/review the worst film (not too obscure) that u have seen? [Edited 9/23/04 8:01am] | |
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I think the worst movie I've EVER seen is Trois.
I support independent black film, but damn.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
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For my money, the biggest piece of shit ever committed to celluloid was Batman & Robin. Two hours of bad one-liners, stupid gags, and Arnie as Mr. Freeze 
Arnie spends the entire film spewing bad lines relating to his Freeze gun ("Batman & Robin won't take me to the coolah", "I'm putting this pahty on ice", "Everybody freeze"...Yeah, okay! we get it!!! You freeze stuff!!). Uma gets the "William Shatner Over-Actor Of The Century" award, Clooney just looks lost, Alicia Silverstone is horribly miscast and Chris O'Donnel looks like he's trying out for Ice-Capades (and, at one point, Batman & Robin actually FREAKING ICE SKATE!!!!). The movie has all of the bad camp of the TV series, with none of its humour or charm. 
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Pasolini's 'Salò'....  | |
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Lammastide said: I think the worst movie I've EVER seen is Trois.
I support independent black film, but damn. Ditto. That movie sucked ass  | |
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Truthfully, the worst movie I've ever seen would be a tie between "Howard The Duck" and "Graffiti Bridge"...  | |
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Byron said: Truthfully, the worst movie I've ever seen would be a tie between "Howard The Duck" and "Graffiti Bridge"...
Both are pretty craptacular! Hey! I just realised something! GOERGE CLINTON WAS INVOLVED WITH THE SOUNDTRACKS TO BOTH THESE MOVIES!!!!! Coincidence?? I think not!!!
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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PanthaGirl said: Pasolini's 'Salò'....
It's but it's not bad  | |
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"Cyber Ninja" This obsure film by NAMCO (yes the video game company) an absolute piece of fetid crap | |
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JediMaster said: Byron said: Truthfully, the worst movie I've ever seen would be a tie between "Howard The Duck" and "Graffiti Bridge"...
Both are pretty craptacular! Hey! I just realised something! GOERGE CLINTON WAS INVOLVED WITH THE SOUNDTRACKS TO BOTH THESE MOVIES!!!!! Coincidence?? I think not!!!  Poor George. | |
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"Caligula" - By Tinto Brass & Bob Guccione - | |
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JediMaster said: Byron said: Truthfully, the worst movie I've ever seen would be a tie between "Howard The Duck" and "Graffiti Bridge"...
Both are pretty craptacular! Hey! I just realised something! GOERGE CLINTON WAS INVOLVED WITH THE SOUNDTRACKS TO BOTH THESE MOVIES!!!!! Coincidence?? I think not!!! POOK THINK NOT PCU GOOD MOVIE! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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I've seen some DOGS in my day, but let's see....worst films.
"Another 9 1/2 Weeks" "Hush" "I Stand Alone" "Batman & Robin" "Windows" "The Great Outdoors" | |
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I saw one not that long ago called "Kung Pow" I think...it was a parody of martial arts movies, basically...it was that stupid you had to laugh!  I hope I've got the right title  | |
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Byron said: Truthfully, the worst movie I've ever seen would be a tie between "Howard The Duck" and "Graffiti Bridge"...
How dare you talk that way about Howard the Duck?! When I was a kid I loved that movie!! It couldn't have been THAT bad?!? Could it??  Change it one more time.. | |
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lezama said: Byron said: Truthfully, the worst movie I've ever seen would be a tie between "Howard The Duck" and "Graffiti Bridge"...
How dare you talk that way about Howard the Duck?! When I was a kid I loved that movie!! It couldn't have been THAT bad?!? Could it?? um...yes  it WAS that bad...sorry  | |
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Natisse said: lezama said: How dare you talk that way about Howard the Duck?! When I was a kid I loved that movie!! It couldn't have been THAT bad?!? Could it?? um...yes it WAS that bad...sorry  oh... i guess that means i can't really trust any of my childhood memories.  Change it one more time.. | |
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lezama said: Natisse said: um...yes it WAS that bad...sorry oh... i guess that means i can't really trust any of my childhood memories. LOL each to thier own, but it was definately not a movie I remember in a great light  sorry again  | |
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lezama said: Byron said: Truthfully, the worst movie I've ever seen would be a tie between "Howard The Duck" and "Graffiti Bridge"...
How dare you talk that way about Howard the Duck?! When I was a kid I loved that movie!! It couldn't have been THAT bad?!? Could it?? They say that sometimes when you experience a traumatic even during your childhood, you make up memories which paint the event as enjoyable...  | |
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PANDURITO said: PanthaGirl said: Pasolini's 'Salò'....
It's but it's not bad 
Umm.....2 each their own business but I hope ur kidding with that comment. Can U tell me then what isn't bad about it, apart from all the dominating sexual abuse against teens and making them eat their own faeces etc???? | |
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I have not heard of this movie, but the fact that it has Steve Guttenberg and Shelly Long in it should have been a sign to STAY AWAY | |
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PanthaGirl said: PANDURITO said: It's but it's not bad
Umm.....2 each their own business but I hope ur kidding with that comment. Can U tell me then what isn't bad about it, apart from all the dominating sexual abuse against teens and making them eat their own faeces etc???? Hey sweetie 
OMG they actually made a movie and put that in it!!!!! 
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Natisse said: PanthaGirl said:
Umm.....2 each their own business but I hope ur kidding with that comment. Can U tell me then what isn't bad about it, apart from all the dominating sexual abuse against teens and making them eat their own faeces etc???? Hey sweetie
OMG they actually made a movie and put that in it!!!!!
Hey Sweet Baby,
They sure did make a horrifying film like that hon', it's an Italian film which is banned just about everywhere (thank goodness). After my brother and some of his mates went 2 see it at an independant movie theatre they walked out feeling sick, and two of them vomited out on the pavement. Basically that's how sick it is. Not recommended at all!  | |
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PanthaGirl said: Natisse said: Hey sweetie
OMG they actually made a movie and put that in it!!!!!
Hey Sweet Baby,
They sure did make a horrifying film like that hon', it's an Italian film which is banned just about everywhere (thank goodness). After my brother and some of his mates went 2 see it at an independant movie theatre they walked out feeling sick, and two of them vomited out on the pavement. Basically that's how sick it is. Not recommended at all! that's terrible!!! why oh why do people make films like that? I'll never understand...and I thought "A clockwork orange" was bad | |
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Natisse said: PanthaGirl said: Hey Sweet Baby,
They sure did make a horrifying film like that hon', it's an Italian film which is banned just about everywhere (thank goodness). After my brother and some of his mates went 2 see it at an independant movie theatre they walked out feeling sick, and two of them vomited out on the pavement. Basically that's how sick it is. Not recommended at all! that's terrible!!! why oh why do people make films like that? I'll never understand...and I thought "A clockwork orange" was bad I loved 'Clockwork Orange' Saw it for the first time when I was in my teens on laser disk at LaTrobe University. My brother snuck me into Uni with him, was so much fun. (how illegal is that!!) . I can see why many will not adapt to it though, matter of opinion....
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PanthaGirl said: Natisse said: that's terrible!!! why oh why do people make films like that? I'll never understand...and I thought "A clockwork orange" was bad I loved 'Clockwork Orange' Saw it for the first time when I was in my teens on laser disk at LaTrobe University. My brother snuck me into Uni with him, was so much fun. (how illegal is that!!) . I can see why many will not adapt to it though, matter of opinion....
A Clockwork Orange was great!!! | |
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PanthaGirl said: Natisse said: that's terrible!!! why oh why do people make films like that? I'll never understand...and I thought "A clockwork orange" was bad I loved 'Clockwork Orange' Saw it for the first time when I was in my teens on laser disk at LaTrobe University. My brother snuck me into Uni with him, was so much fun. (how illegal is that!!) . I can see why many will not adapt to it though, matter of opinion....
Oh I thought it was a well made movie! no doubt about it...very clever! I just thought it was a bit over the top for my personal tastes, that's all as you say - a matter of opinion
I'm going now but I'll catch up with you real soon, gorgeous girl!! love you heaps!!   | |
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althom said: PanthaGirl said: I loved 'Clockwork Orange' Saw it for the first time when I was in my teens on laser disk at LaTrobe University. My brother snuck me into Uni with him, was so much fun. (how illegal is that!!) . I can see why many will not adapt to it though, matter of opinion....
A Clockwork Orange was great!!! U know it mate....
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Natisse said: PanthaGirl said: I loved 'Clockwork Orange' Saw it for the first time when I was in my teens on laser disk at LaTrobe University. My brother snuck me into Uni with him, was so much fun. (how illegal is that!!) . I can see why many will not adapt to it though, matter of opinion....
Oh I thought it was a well made movie! no doubt about it...very clever! I just thought it was a bit over the top for my personal tastes, that's all as you say - a matter of opinion
I'm going now but I'll catch up with you real soon, gorgeous girl!! love you heaps!! It sure is babygirl. Have a great weekend Sweety, we'll get in touch with one another over the weekend. tehehe as always have good old yarn about everything!!! Love U 2, take care hon'... | |
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thesexofit said: "don't tell her it's me" is a Steve Guttenberg film where he plays a bald headed recovering cancer patient and in order to get the girl of his dreams (who is fine of course),.....
..... he with the help from his older sister (the shitty actress one from tv show "cheers"- u know Sams girlfriend in early episodes) gets muscled up, gets a Harley, a brilliant long flowing mullet and a leather jacket and calls himself "lobo" and pretends he is from New Zealand as girls love that sort of thing apparantly! He pretends to b someone else as she turned him down earlier in movie as he was bald and ugly.....so he must try this whole new macho disguise to capture her heart! In truth story sounds like a laugh, but it has that horrible cheesy tv movie music, mega sentimental in otherwords and whole thing is just apallingly done! I do not mind plot holes but this is too far.....anyway if u have seen this classic then please tell.....or/plus refer/review the worst film (not too obscure) that u have seen? i remember that shit to! he started out like heavy and bald then didnt he have a mullet with his makeover? haha | |
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