RAVE UN2 THE POST 2000!



"Rave....un2 the post 2000...rave."

My plans to live at the Org until it's turned into MichaelJackson.org apparently are coming to fruition.

I've reached post 2000! I'd like to thank all of my fellow Orgers for their assistance in posting mind-numbingly obnoxious crap that can, rarely, be funny. You all make my time at the Org-until Tito gets that film career and LaToya becomes human again-tolerable.

Even though many times GD should just be called Genital Discussion, I find your insights to be wonderful and you're a cool bunch of folks-yes, even Zelaira. For that I thank you.

I'd also like to look into the post 2000 a bit if I may.


In the post 2000...



"Zelaira will finally admit she is in fact Prince, and is just looking for cheap publicity."


In the post 2000...



"Anxiety and althom will elope in a drunken ceremony. ...That's it."

In the post 2000...



"sinister will come clean in a tell all book-'My Life as an Org Man Whore'. It will only be 19 pages."


My thanks to all of you for making this place what it is, what it should be, and what it apparently is limited by.

ROCK ON my fellow Metallica fan!!

Thanks CarrieMpls-can I marry your avatar?

to Natisse-check your SKOM thread!

subhuman09 said:

I sure did!!! thanks again

That was fast! Didn't you just start out on my shit list thread or thereabouts?

Good work, sub!

Yeah man! Happy Millenium!!

Congrats El Sub for your 2000th post hopefully you'll do like I did when I passed that mark and delete your account and start over to not seem like such a loser...

sinister said:

dre!! where did that come from?

subby here friends!

I've locked Hans and the doctor in solitary confinement. They're mostly breathing.

If they'd only stop screaming!

It's finally happened.

I'm running the asylum now.



2the9s-You're right I think that's where I started. Feels like long ago, doesn't it?

Thanks for being such a crazy cool cat.

lilmissmissy-Cats, parties and missy, not a bad mix. You're wonderful.=

sinister-One of my partners in crime. Thanks for being such a pimptastic cat. You're still not a man whore yet, but if you try hard it could happen!

And don't worry Natisse-he's talking about himself, no offense taken.


OH SHIT! I HEAR A SIREN...I'll talk to you guys in a bit I hope...

asylum said:

I made da list!! I made da list!!

Cuz they say 2000 zero zero party over, oops, out of time!




Nice job 'Subby'

asylum said:

I know he is and that's what worries me ...he's cruising for a bruising again

"In the post two thousand...in the post two thousaannnnnddddd..."

What will I be doing in the post 2000?

Ok-looks like it's a little quieter right now.

The sirens have died down a little, and I can only hear Hans muttering in the background about a wiener dog or some shit.

The doctor's passed out though, which is nice cause he talks up a storm!

Guess those folding chairs did the trick.

Now back to this:

lilmissmissy: Of course you made the list-you need another talk show thread soon!

Chico1-Thanks for constantly sticking your head in and wondering what I and everybody else is listening to-at least somebody cares. :hugs: subby thanks you.

applekisses-




"applekisses will change her name to pearlicks. The reaction will be less than stellar."

asylum said:

subhuman09 said:

Only if he pays!

asylum said:

oh oh oh! do me! do me!
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Ok, back.

Hopefully I can concentrate with all the noise in the background.

They're putting people out on carts now. Some even seem to be surfing!

applekisses-Oh, c'mon you know I love ya. It's better than orangepeels, right?

althom-If he bought you dinner, then what? How long does it take before you let somebody touch the antenna on your head?

fantasyislander-



"fantasyislander, having grown tired of sinister calling her a bumpkin will change her name to heehawer to gain some respect."

asylum said:

thanks subby! so, you keeping things under control at the asylum? don't let the professor out! he's rather a dry-humored fellow, ain't he?

Hi fantasyislander (heehawer)!

Things are doing ok in here I guess, they're all playing name that hallucination.

It's pretty popular but never really fair, you know?

The Doctor and Hans are both locked in solitary still, they've fallen asleep, at least I think they're sleeping. Last I checked they were cuddling, which answers a lot of questions at least for me.

I have no plans to let them out-it's my house now!

The Doctor is a weird guy, he always seems to speak in whole sentences.

One night I was duct taping some dude to a wall and I leaned over and he's like:

"oh i am a doctor you should love and respect me, blah blah blah.

hans please take my wallet and go buy magnifico 09 some new tortillas.

maybe if you want to stay and do my laundry i can tell you how boring i am."

It's like man, who actually wants to see that? That guy needs to get out more. Hans is pretty cool I guess, although I'm not even sure what he does here.

He's the assistant but I wonder sometimes if the Doc is just lonely or something.

Anyway, it's my turn to play so I'll be back as soon as Harold puts down the Butterfinger.

It's a pillow, but don't tell him that-he thinks pillows are bombs.

congratualtions i think, you have far too much spare time, maybe you should start Bowling or something

lollyp0p said:

I'm seriously considering midget tossing!

That or I can write a book about the fact I still have the Doc and Hans locked in solitary and just decided to go back to my name.

Thanks for assisting me in turning this place into a threadjackers heaven.

subhuman09 said:

hey, not in here!

Christopher said:

You could've got me Molly you know!

Thanks Christopher-for being a master at threadjacking.

This LAWL's for you.

subhuman09 said:

haha well, i couldnt do it without the help of others.

and heres to your 2000 some odd posts




i didnt know what kind you liked,so i just stole them all from the store.

Christopher said:

Stealing-isn't that what the Org experience is all about?

Thanks man, Molly's coming over to thank you herself.



(You know what I mean.)

Now that I think about this you are quite the thread jacker arent you? Your like a cool version of Bruce Willis in Hudson Hawk.....God I love obcurity.....

subhuman09 said:

ahh i see and you know ill send you that sly stone box set.....cause it cant be resisted by molly.

Christopher said:

Demolition Man, and Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot both have commentary and deleted scenes, right?

Gotta have it all.