ill go with sly stones "stop or my mom will shoot."

Yep, a great huge mullet too (long hair)... I hope u can all catch it soon on tv.....or look 4 video!

Anyone remember that Stallone movie where he was a truck driver or something and had arm wrestling matches or something like that?

Christopher said:

That's one of the truly most horrendous offenses against celluloid since Ishtar.

subhuman09 said:

maybe not as bad as the one sexofit justr mentioned.about him being a arm wrestling truck driver ninja or some shit.


makes jumanji and the kickboxer series look like a all out masterpeices

Christopher said:

Oh god, who even funds these things?

"Sure, the public wants to see you wrestle a polar bear in a truck stop in Oklahoma-here's $100 million."

I'd like to add anything with Patrick Swayze to the list of films unforgiven by humanity.

subhuman09 said:

no dirty dancing for you? surely the theme song at least?

PANDURITO said:

I agree.

I think probably the worst movie I've seen is "The Dentist"

Dr. Allan Feinstone had everything. A beautiful wife, a huge house, and a wonderful job of being a dentist. That is, until he finds out that his wife is having an affair with the pool boy, and now his mind has snapped. Any plaque, tooth decay, or bad breath can set off his mind, and now if you have a trip to the dentist, you better cancel it, unless you want to be dentally tortured.

Here are my choices for worst:

Cartoon movie

Go-bots the movie

Movie exec- "Hey! Lets make a movie about robots that transform into rocks! Isn't that great? We will show those Transformer bastards! (shakes fists)"

Regular movie:

Everyone listed some really bad ones so I will go with ones that were supposed to be good but blew ass when seen.....

"Don't tell mom the baby sitters dead"

I actually wanted to see this....No naked Christina Applegate when she was young and now older she gets naked for 2 dimes and shot of vodka

"Ninja Turtles 3" No Vanilla Ice.....No go ninja go ninja go.....I was not happy....

Christopher said:

Only if we give all the copies to Cloudbuster for his shrine.

I've been considering making a death metal version though.

applekisses said:

Oh dear god.

I actually have a movie idea I've written parts of that I think could be quite good.



(It's somewhat serious.)

sinister said:

See I saw all these-and Vanilla Ice deserved an Oscar for that song.

I'm actually wondering if anybody's seen Kill Cruise...

subhuman09 said:

I hope that kill cruise is based on a true story! And Ice should have brought home the Oscar! I mean who else could walk up to Leonardo and tell him "Word to you mother" and then tell VIP to kick it! And dance? No one I say...let Tom Hanks try that shit in his next movie!

sinister said:

Damn right!



Kill Cruise is actually apparently based somewhat on a true story, but not about Tom Cruise.

It has Elizabeth Hurley and Patsy Kensit before they broke big.

Lemme know if you want to know all about it and how it ends.



(It's worth at least one rental on someone else's cash.)

Some people I know really hate another Stallone movie called "Cobra".....I personally love that movie.....easily the most cliche'd movie of 80's.....classic one liners too.....Stallone is too cool in that movie!


Another "cult/crap" 80's movie "Earth girls are easy".....a film I really like.....very,very bubblegum 80's....all the neon bright colours etc.....very sunny looking!

Good cast too..Geena Davis,Jeff goldblum, Jim Carey, Damon Wayans.....


talkin' of Wayans, remember "Mo money" with Damon and his brother Marlon Wayans? Made in 1992 about credit cart scam.....damn funny I think.....but some think not


Also "cool as ice" with VIP/Vanilla ice.....somwone reminded me with his turltles 2 appearance.....year of 1991.....he ruled with "cool as ice" and "Turtles 2"...genius!


"she's driving her horse"- Cool as ice diologue
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thesexofit said:

I love Earth Girls Are Easy! Have it on DVD.

It's just harmless fun.

Mo Money was pretty good too.



(I prefer Don't Be a Menace though.)

I rented two horror movies recently that were so god awful, I was almost about to ask for a refund.

"House Of The Dead" - Based on the Sega game. They start the movie off with a pseudo-rave that appears to be sponsored by Sega, as there are giant Sega signs all over the place in the background. Kids are getting plastered, high, girls are ripping their shirts off, it was awful. Then when the zombies start appearing, the whole movie progresses like (you guessed it) a video game.

"Dead Above Ground" - I don't even know where to start with this one, as it sucked so insanely bad. It actually has some pseudo-celebrities in it, but that doesnt save the film. Antonio Sabbatto Jr. and Corbin Bernsen are in this. It's basically about some jaded goth kid in highschool who gets picked on by everyone. He acts like he's some god from the underworld, and that the whole school is underestimating his powers. Anyhow, he gets killed in a car accident, and comes back to haunt all the preppies in highschool who teased him. Truth be told, he was so annoying, I was happy to see him get killed and was hoping the movie would end there. The people who made this film even bothered to record a godawful song called "Dead Above Ground" as well that they play in the credits.

Oh and if you actually dare sit through the opening credits, which play for like a goddamn half hour, there's is this short clip of the killer slicing the screen with his sword, that they loop at least 500 times between every person they're giving credit to (which seems like everyone on the planet).

Kill bill 2. it was a bit boring

Oh yeah, tell me about it.....easily one of the worst, most hyped, shitty movies I've sat through in a long time.....part 1 wasn't all that either!

thesexofit said:

Y'all are both whacked!!! Those movies ROCK!!!