As some of you may have noticed this apparently cute, if somewhat overused emoticon, gives me the heebegeebees. A little dancing man/woman thing that looks so cute and is supposed to convey the emotion of hurrah, or “yay”.

Well it doesn’t it’s rubbish, it jiggles from left to right maybe four or five times then stops. As if to say “Hay-Low little org people, I can see you”. It is freaky, unnatural and I am convinced not of this world. It has two basic poses (I have checked and the animated gif and it has two frames) The first frame shown here shows him apparently mid skip.



Jesus, this is horrific enough in close-up mor of an OMG emoticon, and you start to feel that maybe it is not so cute after all. I mean, what is it wearing? Yellow skin? That hair, if you can call it that?

The second pose however shows it in its true colours, exposed, the little bastard has four freaking arms!!



I can’t say I was surprised, I knew something was amiss right from the word go, the way its beady little eyes bore into your sole as it skips along....then stops!

Of course I want us to share the joy we are experiencing with other orgers but there are alternatives to this monstrosity. May I suggest a charming character, or and equally jolly chap.

Just remember, next time you post using the little devils spawn, he is not dancing a jig, he is ripping the very centre from your world.

Thank you for the warning.. I will take heed....

Cloudbuster said:

It's to late for you my friend

PREDOMINANT said:

ratz on acid

CAN YOU HEAR THE LAMBS, CLARICE???

Anxiety said:

I read the title of this thread and thought it was about the kid in the helmet on Crank Yankers.