..a little toddler is trying to blow out his birthday candles on his/her cake, and they spit everywhere and just cant manage it?

Or someone else blows them out for them and they burst out crying?

Or you put the candles on that DONT blow out, and they get really frustrated?

Post funny things that kids do..

I like it when people blow me
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One thing I find really funny is when kids point and laugh at you.

I always pull a scary face and make them cry

Running around totally starkers on a beach or in park, because:

1. Clothes just get in the way of playing

2. They can, without getting arested

My daughter just learned how to shut doors, she when we are chasing each other she thinks its just the funniest thing to slam the door in my face, after the door is closed and shes in a room by herself, she starts to cry because she cant open it

my daughter was in a dance show and just stood at the front of the stage shouting

"mommy look at all the people they came to see me dance look mommy look"

she also told my mother in law i called her a witch

ella731 said:

ella731 said:

lollyp0p said:[quote]my daughter was in a dance show and just stood at the front of the stage shouting

"mommy look at all the people they came to see me dance look mommy look"

she also told my mother in law i called her a witch [quote]


I am so thanksful mine cant talk yet, I am afraid of what is going to come out of her mouth

ella731 said:[quote]lollyp0p said:[quote]my daughter was in a dance show and just stood at the front of the stage shouting

"mommy look at all the people they came to see me dance look mommy look"

she also told my mother in law i called her a witch

lollyp0p said:

Spookymuffin said:[quote]ella731 said:[quote]

lollyp0p said:

Ben you havent seen her in action lol she has the face of an angel and knows how to use it

My little boy eats toliet paper too, he must get that from his dads side

lollyp0p said:

Mine likes to put the whole roll down the toilet,

ella731 said:

I used to put my dolls down the toilet and flood the bathroom..

REDFEATHERS said:

I have lost 2 mobiles in toilets bobbi flushed one when she was about 2 and my son decided to throw one in last year

my children are such angels

Bobbi when she was 3 told the father Christmas that he was fat !!!

she told my mom her hair was funny and she told me i am soft and cuddly i.e FAT

kids say the cutest things

lollyp0p said:

I WANT KIDS

Spookymuffin said:

I think you should concentrate on graduating first

ella731 said:

So do I

Hurry up school

ella731 said:

i think he should concentrate on being legal first

lollyp0p said:

And stop wanking soo much..

REDBABY said:

yeah that makes your sperm too watery to produce babys you want the strong porridge stuff

lollyp0p said:

ella731 said:

who said the org wasn't educational

lollyp0p said:

I know all this.
I've had like 2,456,221 lectures on sex, thanks.
I've even seen a pussy leaking orange puss

lollyp0p said:

the Org is very educational though, dontcha think?

REDBABY said:

why where would we be without it

i for one would be lost in a sea of ignorance

lollyp0p said:

you already are...

Spookymuffin said:

BEN

spooky honey that cute little smile may work 99% of the time DON'T PUSH IT