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PrintableJDINTERACTIVE said: It's much more sexier to be a Siith I reckon.
 I hope I'm made to be Siith.Naw. Just look at the movies! You got Darth "I'm burned like a KFC dinner and have to wear this life-containment suit" Vader, Darth "I'm crustier than a forty-year old Hustler magazine" Sidious, Darth "hey, its that old dude that played Dracula and Saruman" Tyrannus and Darth "gets split in half by padawans"Maul. Not a single one of them is sexy! We've got Ewan McGreggor! We've got Sam Jackson! We've got Mark Ham...errr, uh, We've got Ewan McGreggor!! 
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JediMaster said: Demonstrating the patience vital to a Jedi, ANXIETY comes to the Org Jedi High Council.
Peaceful and understanding, yet willing to kick-ass when the situation merits. She is as proficient with her string as she is a lightsaber. Plus, she is a master of disguise (just check out her profile pic! That comes from a time when the Jedi were forced to go undercover on the Planet Of The Apes!!) Lightsaber color: Green "she"  | |
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JediMaster said: JDINTERACTIVE said: It's much more sexier to be a Siith I reckon.
I hope I'm made to be Siith.Naw. Just look at the movies! You got Darth "I'm burned like a KFC dinner and have to wear this life-containment suit" Vader, Darth "I'm crustier than a forty-year old Hustler magazine" Sidious, Darth "hey, its that old dude that played Dracula and Saruman" Tyrannus and Darth "gets split in half by padawans"Maul. Not a single one of them is sexy! We've got Ewan McGreggor! We've got Sam Jackson! We've got Mark Ham...errr, uh, We've got Ewan McGreggor!! You weren't saying that during 'Empire' when we kicked your asses.  
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JediMaster said: Thunderbird said: Oh, how do I sign up? Do I have to get my midichlorians tested? I just ate a poppyseed muffin, so I might have to wait a week...
  
Classic!! Damn right! So am I in or what? When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a rainbow. The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. Regardless of the day, I'm glad you were born. | |
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JediMaster said: Knight time is the right time (heh, heh. couldn't resist!) with Org Jedi ODYSSEYMILES!!!
He uses The Force like Scott Weiland uses coke!! Lightsaber color: Purple ----- [Edited 9/22/04 12:00pm]  | |
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Cool... I'm on the council!
I take Uma Thurman as my padawan learner (she's gonna kick Sith butt all the way to the outer rim!)  [Edited 9/22/04 13:01pm] | |
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endorphin74 said: JediMaster said: Demonstrating the patience vital to a Jedi, ANXIETY comes to the Org Jedi High Council.
Peaceful and understanding, yet willing to kick-ass when the situation merits. She is as proficient with her string as she is a lightsaber. Plus, she is a master of disguise (just check out her profile pic! That comes from a time when the Jedi were forced to go undercover on the Planet Of The Apes!!) Lightsaber color: Green "she" Totally screwed that up! Odd thing is, I knew Anx was male. Brain just shut down there for a minute, I guess! 
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JDINTERACTIVE said: JediMaster said: Naw. Just look at the movies! You got Darth "I'm burned like a KFC dinner and have to wear this life-containment suit" Vader, Darth "I'm crustier than a forty-year old Hustler magazine" Sidious, Darth "hey, its that old dude that played Dracula and Saruman" Tyrannus and Darth "gets split in half by padawans"Maul. Not a single one of them is sexy! We've got Ewan McGreggor! We've got Sam Jackson! We've got Mark Ham...errr, uh, We've got Ewan McGreggor!! You weren't saying that during 'Empire' when we kicked your asses.
Oh and yes, ahem, snigger...Ewoks!?!? Well, you may have kicked our asses, but you weren't sexy while doing it!!!!
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The Org Jedi High Council, so far:
Byron BorisFishPaw Marrk VinaBlue Supafunkyorgangrindersexy Heiress Anxiety Jedi Knights Of The Org Republic: Ella731 Minneapolisgenius OdysseyMiles and, introducing our newest Jedi Knight: ENDORPHIN74!!! Endorphin74 (or "Endy" as he is known to some. Okay, just to me), uses The Force to spin turntables at all Org Jedi functions. Its too funky for the Sith! He has, for years, tried to get Parker Posey to become his Padawan. Unfortunately, she just doesn't seem interested in seeing his lightsaber! Lightsaber color: Blue ----- [Edited 9/22/04 13:48pm]
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How does one become a Jedi?  | |
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Nikster said: How does one become a Jedi?
Lots of training and hard work. Perhaps one of the Jedi on this thread will take you on as their Padawan Learner?
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JediMaster said: Nikster said: How does one become a Jedi?
Lots of training and hard work. Perhaps one of the Jedi on this thread will take you on as their Padawan Learner? SUPA!!!  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Oh and yes, ahem, snigger...Ewoks!?!? Oh yes, and while you snicker at the Ewoks, just remember that those annoying-as-all-hell teddy bears KICKED THE EMPIRE'S ASS!! That's right! All those Stormtroopers got the living shit beat out of them by a bunch of flea-bitten Pooh-wannabes who's greatest weapon was made of sticks!! (in best Nelson voice) Hah, Hah! ---- [Edited 9/22/04 14:07pm]
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Nikster said: JediMaster said: Lots of training and hard work. Perhaps one of the Jedi on this thread will take you on as their Padawan Learner? SUPA!!! Strong in the Force, that one is!!!
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applekisses said:
Go check out my comment on Sinister's appreciation thread for you!! Should be a hint of things to come!!! 
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JediMaster said: applekisses said:
Go check out my comment on Sinister's appreciation thread for you!! Should be a hint of things to come!!!
I did  thank you!  | |
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sag10 said: Mum, you will be a Sith with me wont you? Thankyou. Love Son xxxx | |
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JediMaster said: [and, introducing our newest Jedi Knight: ENDORPHIN74!!!
Endorphin74 (or "Endy" as he is known to some. Okay, just to me), uses The Force to spin turntables at all Org Jedi functions. Its too funky for the Sith! He has, for years, tried to get Parker Posey to become his Padawan. Unfortunately, she just doesn't seem interested in seeing his lightsaber! Lightsaber color: Blue
that is just too damn awesome! I'm finally a Jedi, I can't believe it | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: sag10 said: Mum, you will be a Sith with me wont you? Thankyou. Love Son xxxx Baby what is a Sith? And is it evil? Is Darth Vadar a Sith? . [Edited 9/22/04 15:31pm] ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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JediMaster said: Demonstrating the patience vital to a Jedi, ANXIETY comes to the Org Jedi High Council.
Pift!!!!!  | |
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Okay, where's my name on this list? | |
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Demonstrating the patience vital to a Jedi, ANXIETY comes to the Org Jedi High Council.
Peaceful and understanding, yet willing to kick-ass when the situation merits. She is as proficient with her string as she is a lightsaber. Plus, she is a master of disguise (just check out her profile pic! That comes from a time when the Jedi were forced to go undercover on the Planet Of The Apes!!)
Lightsaber color: Green 
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