[b]"Mafia funeral home u stab em we slab em"
" Stinky's sneaker shack chuy speakin... da fuck u want"
" Jose's rib,nails,wig,tattoo and weed spot"

"I prefer to answer it sensibly."

i used to answer it by simply saying "studio" because i thought that sounded all hip and shit. then one time my mom called and went off on me about how i didn't live in any goddamn studio. so i stopped answering the phone that way.

it just depends on what is happening at that moment

for example

Lahmers Goat farm

or


Lilys Mess HAll

"Yo"

"WazUp"

"howdy"

"Grand central station"

"city morgue, you stab um we slab um"

" doing ? "

As I only have cellular phone and so I'm able to see who's calling me, I usually say just "Hello + caller's name"

You just say hello


I say "Yeah it's Jen" but in Swedish

a friend of mine answers the phone and says his full name, its hilarious lol

irresistibleb1tch said:

"Please give me your 16 digit visa number and experation date and we can begin..."

Not really but, I have been tempted..

I say... *putz on her Swedish accent* *ahem*

"Halo? Es Marrria!! Marrria Vodkatitz!! Vhy hyou vant 2 huv sex vit me vhy? Oh! I so horrrny, you meet me in Club X, no? Hyou harre so baaad...but hi hum badder, no?"

Actually dat'z my prank call character my cousinz n friendz get me 2 do when we're drunk and want entertainment...stangely i can do this wif a straight face ...

On da less humourous side...my lucky two are...

"Good Afternoon, welcome to the Perfume Connection, Melbourne Central, this is Missy!"

and

"Good Afternoon, Jigsaw Nunnawading, Melissa speaking!"

All service wif a big: - nuffin less

I've been known to answer it, "what it is?"

Normally I just say hello. My husband, when he knows it's myself or Matt calling, answers it, "yeah?" This from the man who was APALLED by American phone manners when he first moved here.

Just say "hello"

When I answer the phone, I act out the skit from the end of Jughead where Tony makes a fool out of that sleazy moneyminder.

My friends stopped calling me months ago because of this, but that's cool, they're probably all moneyminders.

luv4u said:

...is it me you're looking for?

I answer
Insane asylum Karen speaking.... (when I am over busy at work... and would like te caller to go away..)

or
What when the ID shows its a girlfriend...
or
What What What when they have called more then once..

Maria answers Hey mama!
Julie calls you by name...

Si???

Sometimes I say "yes," but my friends and family tell me I sound snobbish when I do it.

I answer by saying, "Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza...."






You should hear the silence that comes afterwards...

"Hello this is .... speaking", but in Dutch if I don't recognize the number.

I have caller id, so I usually know whos calling:

"hello" if its a relative or a friend
"what up bitch" if its my best friend
"hi baby" if its one of my kids
"what do you want" if its my ex
"hola" if its a spanish speaking relative

I must admit, I have a problem with answering my phone. I get too lazy and if its not within reach, i let it ring.

nesseone said:

You forgot what you say if it's me calling...which is, "Oh, good lord...YOU again??"

irresistibleb1tch said:

You are so funny!

Ola!

Byron said:

Reminds me of the time Calvin did that in the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip. Great one!
"Hello, this is Calvin. I'd like to order a large anchovy pizza."

Caller ID is nice. Depending on who it is, I sometimes go with one of the following:

"What it is?"
"What?"
"NOW what do you want?"
"Whassup!"

One of the best I had was a friend calling me right back (in order to split the phone bill for that session), and in my best Speedy Gonzales voice, I answered with "Eh...hello?" There was dead silence on the other side of the line for a good 5 to 10 seconds until I started cracking up.

MrJoker said:

It can completely baffle the caller if done right...lol I did that to my sister once, and she just stuttered and said "Wha.....uh.....wait...." She had no idea what to say back to me...

or...

Yes...