Why is some sperm like watery milk and others are as thick as porridge?

Lets discuss sperm

CUM on peeps, I only have 10 mins, before my compooter goes DOWN

It's what they have eaten the days before, that affects it

Which do you prefer?

I've never encountered "porridge" sperm is it nice if you add lots of sugar???

somebody has to post this, i guess...

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...

I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment dad came...

because...

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine

Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

TheFrog said:

but it's true

AndGodCreatedMe said:

what if you eat nothing but sperm for days and days?

another question to add to the list of unanswered philosophical issues of our time.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Yes, cos you can get green sperm, if he has eaten a frog or spinach the day before, but ewww..

Cloudbuster said:

I dont know.. watery sperm makes you think its just piss in disguise, yet thick thick stuff.. omg its just ..

Why the hell did I start this thread?

REDFEATHERS said:

It's true when they eat a lot of garlic it taste sweet

Don't ask me how i know this

TheFrog said:

I dunno, gonna have to try that

TheFrog said:

And what if you eat nothing for days.. what happens then?

REDFEATHERS said:

I was thinking the same thing

why did I post and share my knowledge with you all

REDFEATHERS said:

REDFEATHERS said:

'Cos you're a freak!

TheFrog said:

Your legs are looking good...
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TheFrog said:

"If only the Catholic church would've let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock.

...I'm afraid it's medical experiments for the lot of ya."

Cloudbuster said:

And you are just jealous!

AndGodCreatedMe said:

So which type do you like to swallow?

subhuman09 said:

classic

REDFEATHERS said:

what makes you think that i do


but to answer your question.... I realy don't care if they're good in pleasuring me

can we change the subject

TheFrog said:

"It's only wafer thin."

REDFEATHERS said:

Nonsense! We should join Freaks United. We could be world beaters.

What??? You guys throwing a Monty Python Party and I was not invited???





















































oh... I completely forgot to contribute to the thread subject...wait a second....

"Now this thread is just getting silly."

AndGodCreatedMe said:

J0eyC0c0 said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Again you look constipated...

Well, if you'd like a serious answer.....

If a man hasn't come for more than a day, the semen will be thicker. If he's already come that day, it'll be more watery.

I know this from being a sperm donor. You weren't allowed to ejaculate for 48 hours prior to donation.


Sorry, I'll add a Python quote:

"I've just had a word with your Dad"

Special kudos to the first orger to tell me where that quote's from...