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single moms and their "toys" do any of you have trouble keeping your 'toys' where the kids cant find them ? i mean, short of putting them up in the garage, i think these kids are EVERYWHERE in this damn house !!!!
where do you put the things you dont want anyone to find ? and what the hell do you say if they do find them ???? One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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umm...my 'toys' are everywhere around the house. when people visit and ask about them, I just invite them to watch or join. | |
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the more you try to hide your goodies, the more your kids will want to sneak and snoop. just put your toys away the same way you'd put away sewing supplies or whatnot. don't make a big deal out of it and the kids won't either. | |
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im being serious here heavenly
i have been busted a few times, its amazing the stories you can come up with spur of the moment, i cant believe they bought that One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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Anxiety said: the more you try to hide your goodies, the more your kids will want to sneak and snoop. just put your toys away the same way you'd put away sewing supplies or whatnot. don't make a big deal out of it and the kids won't either.
have you ever seen a womans toy ? they really look NOTHING like a sewing supply.... i can see them now, momma - why is there a penis in with your thread ???? One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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My kid has never found any "Toys" that I have, but he has found pads and tampons! I came home one day and there were pads stuck to the walls! He also was trying to use a tampon to clean his ears
Smooches;) | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: im being serious here heavenly
i have been busted a few times, its amazing the stories you can come up with spur of the moment, i cant believe they bought that Just tell them it broke off a male puppet, and you keep it to remind you to be more careful | |
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MsMisha319 said: My kid has never found any "Toys" that I have, but he has found pads and tampons! I came home one day and there were pads stuck to the walls! He also was trying to use a tampon to clean his ears
Smooches;) i can just see the look of horror on your face !!! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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nakedpianoplayer said: MsMisha319 said: My kid has never found any "Toys" that I have, but he has found pads and tampons! I came home one day and there were pads stuck to the walls! He also was trying to use a tampon to clean his ears
Smooches;) i can just see the look of horror on your face !!! Well, for a slight second, there was horror.....but really, I thought it was so funny, I couldn't really be angry Smooches;) | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: MsMisha319 said: My kid has never found any "Toys" that I have, but he has found pads and tampons! I came home one day and there were pads stuck to the walls! He also was trying to use a tampon to clean his ears
Smooches;) i can just see the look of horror on your face !!! LMAO | |
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MsMisha319 said: My kid has never found any "Toys" that I have, but he has found pads and tampons! I came home one day and there were pads stuck to the walls! He also was trying to use a tampon to clean his ears
Smooches;) | |
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Anxiety said: the more you try to hide your goodies, the more your kids will want to sneak and snoop. just put your toys away the same way you'd put away sewing supplies or whatnot. don't make a big deal out of it and the kids won't either.
Yeah right! If only it was that easy!!! | |
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my toys are right bedide the bed in my nightstand. they have to be close by when the mood strikes. my son does not snoop in my things...he knows better. if he did i would try to explain it to him the best i could...but not to in depth or graphic.
i'd prolly tell him it is my "personnal massager" you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: i'd prolly tell him it is my "personnal massager"
thats almost exactly what i said i keep them near my bed, i was busted by the kids.. and i told them it was a back massager. but, then, the next time around, when my son found it, several years later, this time, it looked more like a penis, i said, oh that ??? thats a joke a friend of mine sent me.... like i said, my quick whit responses may not be the best One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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I can't believe you started a thread like this. This is so immoral to talk about. IS that all you think about is sex? Oh my freaking God, this is ridiculous. This bad for Prince.org! This shoudl be locked. | |
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CCII said: I can't believe you started a thread like this. This is so immoral to talk about. IS that all you think about is sex? Oh my freaking God, this is ridiculous. This bad for Prince.org! This shoudl be locked.
says who? | |
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I hide my arsenal in the underwear drawer. The last thing my 17 year old wants to do is go in there. | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: I hide my arsenal in the underwear drawer. The last thing my 17 year old wants to do is go in there.
I have a 16 yr old and I know what you mean | |
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well, mine will be 10 soon, i cant give those crazy answers anymore, i think he knows better One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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CCII said: I can't believe you started a thread like this. This is so immoral to talk about. IS that all you think about is sex? Oh my freaking God, this is ridiculous. This bad for Prince.org! This shoudl be locked.
i learned from you One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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