MNlivingCA said:

hans appears to still be chanting.

no, it's not time to go for a walk. will you be sensible!

applekisses said:

my full name is dr. ivan p. oppenheimer. i have degrees in psychology and parapsychology.

i also hold degrees in advanced shock therapy techniques and studied at the betty ford center.

i have extensive published case studies on patients in various psychiatric backgrounds.

my medical background is based in family practice, but has since been transferred.

i am legally authorized to write prescriptions and perform surgeries.

legally according to this document hans wrote in crayon.

asylum said:

Ahhh...are you perhaps related to the gentleman on the right side of this photo? Did you, perchance, attend this meeting?

applekisses said:

let us just say i enjoy playing with puppets.

asylum said:

Well, then, your endgame must be revealed...eventually.

applekisses said:

i trust hans with all my plans and secrets

not the keys to the asylum, however.

Did I just read you prescribe meds? Come on Doc... I thought we had an understanding- I wear the nurse outfit and you give me the Percosette.... and you said you didn't have any.... SHEESH! share with your family, you pill hog!

MNlivingCA said:

miss mnlivingca, i must say you appear to be confused.

you are not a member of our staff nor are you the reincarnation of judy garland.

we appreciate your interest in the asylum, but fear your delusions are growing rapidly.

hans however is encouraging bringing in the keg and is currently watching "animal house."

asylum said:

ok, ok, I get it.... I will pack my things and find a new home. Please tell hans that I will miss him.

MNlivingCA said:

was there a tour i happened to be absent from? when have you visited our facility?

i reccommend finding a facility that can provide 24 hour care. hans and i bid you well.

Do you have soft walled rooms with no corners?

Kayleigh said:

yes we in fact do, miss kayleigh.

circular rooms ensure that none of our guests injure themselves on the sides.

many of them have been known to jump wildly and thus breaking their heads open.

hans usually handles the cleanup of such mishaps, but it stays with one forever.

the walls are quite soft and pleasant to be honest, at break time it's breathtaking.

hans tends to tape himself to the walls in hopes i will come and find him.

usually he is gone for hours. those seem to be my most productive days.