Prepare yourself, I'm bored & wide a-fuckin-wake

If you can't stand to hear somebody perched up, talking about people OR you've had it up to here w/ actresses, pretend actresses, White women, fake ass smiles, fashion in general or Joan & Melissa, just leave this thread NOW This is about the ladies who, imo, either got it really RIGHT or really, REALLY WRONG

I don't know where the designers went this year but the good dresses were scarce!!

Here's the BEST DRESSED in ascending order:


#13: Amber Tamblyn


Cute dress, too bad she's hideous. Should have had better hair & less lipstick...



#12: Anne Heche


Great hair & makeup, too much boob (looks like pasties) She almost had it though...



#10: Teri Hatcher


Cute, but she needs a meal immediately



#9: Anjelica Houston


Simple, elegant, flattering, age appropriate...



#11: Portia de Rossi


Can never go wrong w/ basic black, the hair is good, all glamour... ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, bitches!!



#8: Sharon Stone


Nice colors, glad to see the hair under control! But what's up w/ the posture?



#7: Felicity Huffman


Clean & simple, good sparkle. Not crazy about the see through bottom (looks very summertime, barbeque-ish) but she still looks good...



#6: Cynthia Nixon


LOVE the colors on her, flattering, she looks great... & she finally WON!!



#5: Joely Richardson


No clue who she is but the look is very well assembled...




#4: Mary Steenburgen


I don't know what this woman is doing but she looks GREAT for her age or any age!! Love that dress!



#3: Ananda Lewis


Somebody found Ananda! She looks stunning! Fantastic color on her



#2: Jamie-Lynn DiScala


The COLOR is killing me!! Fantastic, everything, fantastic If only this next woman hadn't shown up, she'd be the best dressed woman in the place Outstanding...



And the #1 best dressed woman...

KIM CATTRALL!!



She just never gets it wrong. This woman has the best stylist on the planet The hair, the makeup, THE DRESS - she kills her photo ops







from to here we go...

Alright, now for the ones who should have thought twice before stepping out the house... needed a freind's opinion... let Aretha Franklin dress them

Here's the WORST DRESSED in descending order:

#13: Barbra Streisand


She's always draped in some crap. What's up w/ that?



#12: Maria Menounos


Too tinkerbell, too short, stiff, too ugly. Who is she anyway?



#11: Lorraine Bracco


Love Lorraine, but this is just wrong. Too form fitting, a bit see through (seemingly), not a great color on her.



#10: Jennifer Garner


It's just so... ugly Too much lace, no shape, it's a dumb dress Shouldn't be worn by anyone over the age of 10



#9: Courtney Peldon


Again, no clue who she is. Just arrest her immediately...



#8: Jane Kaczmarek


Again, just plain UGLY



#7: Bonnie Hunt


I adore Bonnie! But this dress is so "sale rack @ Fredericks of Hollywood" & the color is so bleaaa What was she thinking???



#6: Edie Falco


The top of the dress looks like a decoration on the top of a building The short hair suits her, hate the reason it came about though



#5: Giuliana DePandi


This chick is one of those airhead hosts on E!. Now I'm sure they don't make a boatload of $ over there but this is probably the cheapest looking dress I've ever seen in my life. I certainly hope it didn't cost a lot to make - very "my mom sewed this for the prom" And she's so damn skinny her body simply cannot support that head of hers. She looks like one of those animated ads where the head is HUGE & the body is all tiny & it's just fuckin' SCARY



#4: Allison Janney


The color could not be more wrong (for her or anybody really) & not everyone can do strapless - she's in that pool And I dig her!



#3: some chick named Tess Smith


She should be arrested... seriously... Not only is she insanely inappropriate (this ain't the AVN Awards!) she looks dirty, like she just leaped from a moving car & landed on some dusty road sprinkled w/ crack She gets a bit of a pass since I don't know who she is - maybe she's some rock chick w/ zero couth, I dunno



#2: Patricia Heaton


You're supposed to buy food at Albertsons, not dresses And the ears? Cover those things already! I mean really, she should know better Amazingly, on the right person this dress could be tolerable



And the #1 worst dressed woman @ the Emmy's tonight...

STAR JONES!




Everything is just so wrong here. The "I'm cool" shades, the terrible posture, the tacky cleavage, the too long necklace, the big ass hoops... I know she wants to show off b/c she's dropped a few pounds but COME ON OH MY...







Alright, I'm done being queen bitch



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[Edited 9/20/04 3:32am]

Wait, wait-Star Jones lost weight?

Great List Calhoun! That's was some funny shit. Some of these people need to get a clue when it comes to fashion. I'm totally with you on the Star Jones part. What was she thinking or was she?

subhuman09 said:

C'mon now, it's easy to tell she lost at least 6 or 7 ounces.

CalhounSquare

I missed the whole shebang...thanks for getting me up to speed.

Tip for the actresses....if you can place a pencil under your tits and your boob holds it up handsfree, YOU SAG!! Get some tape...wear something that you can wear a bra under WHATEVER. Sag is never in vogue.

Thanks I can sleep now....

Now Calhoun, you know I'm not your biggest fan, but I have to give you your props on this one.....That was hilarious!

And you really can't tell that Star Jones has lost anything but her mind. I think she is just trying to show off because she's engaged. BTW, her fiancee is super gay.

Hey Calhoun, you should be a fashion critic


Smooches;)

PREDOMINANT said:

Thanks everybody who read & enjoyed it, I love this stuff

Nothinbutjoy said:

Yea, I missed it too. But I saw Kim Cattrall's dress & just had to browse Getty for more. It's SO killer!



Yea, boobage is wonderful but can easily get you in trouble

MsMisha319 said:

Thank you Misha!







Aww, I can even forgive your "smooches" for that Glad you dug it Apparently not many others did



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[Edited 9/20/04 21:31pm]

subhuman09 said: