do any of you have trouble keeping your 'toys' where the kids cant find them ? i mean, short of putting them up in the garage, i think these kids are EVERYWHERE in this damn house !!!!

where do you put the things you dont want anyone to find ? and what the hell do you say if they do find them ????

umm...my 'toys' are everywhere around the house. when people visit and ask about them, I just invite them to watch or join.

the more you try to hide your goodies, the more your kids will want to sneak and snoop. just put your toys away the same way you'd put away sewing supplies or whatnot. don't make a big deal out of it and the kids won't either.

im being serious here heavenly



i have been busted a few times, its amazing the stories you can come up with spur of the moment, i cant believe they bought that

Anxiety said:

have you ever seen a womans toy ?

they really look NOTHING like a sewing supply.... i can see them now, momma - why is there a penis in with your thread ????

My kid has never found any "Toys" that I have, but he has found pads and tampons! I came home one day and there were pads stuck to the walls! He also was trying to use a tampon to clean his ears

Smooches;)

nakedpianoplayer said:

Just tell them it broke off a male puppet, and you keep it to remind you to be more careful

MsMisha319 said:

i can just see the look of horror on your face !!!

nakedpianoplayer said:

Well, for a slight second, there was horror.....but really, I thought it was so funny, I couldn't really be angry

Smooches;)

nakedpianoplayer said:

LMAO

MsMisha319 said:

Anxiety said:

Yeah right! If only it was that easy!!!

Lock your toys up!

my toys are right bedide the bed in my nightstand. they have to be close by when the mood strikes. my son does not snoop in my things...he knows better. if he did i would try to explain it to him the best i could...but not to in depth or graphic.

i'd prolly tell him it is my "personnal massager"

lillith said:

thats almost exactly what i said i keep them near my bed, i was busted by the kids.. and i told them it was a back massager. but, then, the next time around, when my son found it, several years later, this time, it looked more like a penis, i said, oh that ??? thats a joke a friend of mine sent me....


like i said, my quick whit responses may not be the best

I can't believe you started a thread like this. This is so immoral to talk about. IS that all you think about is sex? Oh my freaking God, this is ridiculous. This bad for Prince.org! This shoudl be locked.

CCII said:

says who?

I hide my arsenal in the underwear drawer. The last thing my 17 year old wants to do is go in there.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

I have a 16 yr old and I know what you mean

well, mine will be 10 soon, i cant give those crazy answers anymore, i think he knows better

CCII said:

i learned from you