have u named ur dick/punnany?

what did ya name it

I called my dick, or rather knighted my dick "Sir Fuckalot"

Yeah, I invited round friends and dressed up in ceremonial clothes and everything...after knighting my dick I said the traditional "rise Sir Fuckalot" and it did

I love my dick, he's my best friend

I sing to mine..

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver balls and cocks and holes,
And pretty men all in a row.

yo mama named my dick "The Totem Pole".

in other news, "jt" is its normal name.

REDFEATHERS said:

I am so frightened.... luckily my cock is scared stiff....

TheFrog said:

kendogg said:

Oh thats good, at least
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Cloudbuster said:

TheFrog said:

JT = 'Just Titchy"

Juice said:

TheFrog said:

Why so sad, Froggy?

Cos he's just realised that his pubic hair sticks out further than his dick

I always say Pussy not punanny.....


Funny thread.....I never thought about it but maybe i should name my dick.....to my ex girlfriend I used to say, seconds before inserting my dick, that it was Hammertime!


One time I also played "here comes the Hammer" by Mc Hammer whilst having sex with my ex.....it was pretty funny.....which was cool!
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Juice said:

yeah, i do have a 12 inch pube.

TheFrog said:

Cloudbuster said:

Is Bob Holness really your dad?

TheFrog said:

Erm... no.

Cloudbuster said:

okay, i'm happy again.

i was just really jealous there for a minute.

TheFrog said:

You can be my daddy if you want.

Cloudbuster said:

i shall call you Bernard.

TheFrog said:

After my Mother?

Cloudbuster said:

Why would i do a thing like dat?

Ya know, when i was in Year 11 in highschool there was this feral chick who told me all da sexual thingz she'z done! She once told me dat her boyfriend..who had just gotten divorced...and had kidz (ya gotta remember she was still in highschool...each to their own but, it adz 2 da juicyness of it all ) n she told me dat he called her pussy a Corvette!! And his dick had a name too, but at da time i was rather intruiged/grossed out by it!! I think I was bein mean when i thought he just wanted her cause of her tittiez...cause da rest of her was a bit

sorry, dat'z as cruel as i can ever get...dat was mean...i feel bad nowz.

TheFrog said:

That's her!

lilmissmissy said:

u tha debble!

Spookymuffin said:

Ooh!! Better da debble u know!!

Hehehe!!

ex-bf: Platinum plus 2000
current-bf: Rocky
other names I've heard before:
Totem
Phallic Phil
Peter
Lil Lightenin' Rod,
Rowdy Rod
Love Meat
Love Sausage
Wee Willy Winkie
"Him"
Steely Dan
Deez
Burly Bob
Crikey
Skeet Shooter
Skeet Meat
Popsicle Stick
Remote Control
Pilot's Rod
Plunger
Turkey Baster
Political Pointer
Das [_____] enter any noun. It just works.

A few I just made up:
Ivan the Great
Ted the Tyrant
Sex Stick
Purple Poker
Sunday Prayer
Monday Meteor
Tuesday Totem
Wednesday Wind-down
Thursday Thank You
Friday F*ck-furter
Saturday Suck-Stick
Holiday Bliss
Fun Pole
Toothpick
Favorite

lilmissmissy said:

Was she dating Prince?

mochalox said:

paintsprayer said:

If she were, I would have at least have hoped he'd have a little more better taste!!