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naming ur dick/punnany have u named ur dick/punnany?
what did ya name it I called my dick, or rather knighted my dick "Sir Fuckalot" Yeah, I invited round friends and dressed up in ceremonial clothes and everything...after knighting my dick I said the traditional "rise Sir Fuckalot" and it did I love my dick, he's my best friend I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
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I sing to mine.. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver balls and cocks and holes, And pretty men all in a row. | |
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yo mama named my dick "The Totem Pole".
in other news, "jt" is its normal name. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I sing to mine.. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver balls and cocks and holes, And pretty men all in a row. I am so frightened.... luckily my cock is scared stiff.... | |
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TheFrog said: yo mama named my dick "The Totem Pole".
in other news, "jt" is its normal name. | |
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kendogg said: REDFEATHERS said: I sing to mine.. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver balls and cocks and holes, And pretty men all in a row. I am so frightened.... luckily my cock is scared stiff.... Oh thats good, at least [Edited 9/20/04 6:46am] | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: yo mama named my dick "The Totem Pole".
in other news, "jt" is its normal name. | |
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TheFrog said: yo mama named my dick "The Totem Pole".
in other news, "jt" is its normal name. JT = 'Just Titchy" I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
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Juice said: TheFrog said: yo mama named my dick "The Totem Pole".
in other news, "jt" is its normal name. JT = 'Just Titchy" | |
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TheFrog said: Why so sad, Froggy? | |
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Cos he's just realised that his pubic hair sticks out further than his dick I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
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I always say Pussy not punanny.....
Funny thread.....I never thought about it but maybe i should name my dick.....to my ex girlfriend I used to say, seconds before inserting my dick, that it was Hammertime! One time I also played "here comes the Hammer" by Mc Hammer whilst having sex with my ex.....it was pretty funny.....which was cool! [Edited 9/20/04 6:55am] | |
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Juice said: Cos he's just realised that his pubic hair sticks out further than his dick
yeah, i do have a 12 inch pube. | |
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TheFrog said: Juice said: Cos he's just realised that his pubic hair sticks out further than his dick
yeah, i do have a 12 inch pube. | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: Why so sad, Froggy? Is Bob Holness really your dad? | |
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said: Why so sad, Froggy?
Is Bob Holness really your dad? Erm... no. | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: Is Bob Holness really your dad? Erm... no. okay, i'm happy again. i was just really jealous there for a minute. | |
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TheFrog said: okay, i'm happy again.
i was just really jealous there for a minute. You can be my daddy if you want. | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: okay, i'm happy again.
i was just really jealous there for a minute. You can be my daddy if you want. i shall call you Bernard. | |
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TheFrog said: i shall call you Bernard. After my Mother? | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: i shall call you Bernard. After my Mother? | |
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Why would i do a thing like dat?
Ya know, when i was in Year 11 in highschool there was this feral chick who told me all da sexual thingz she'z done! She once told me dat her boyfriend..who had just gotten divorced...and had kidz (ya gotta remember she was still in highschool...each to their own but, it adz 2 da juicyness of it all ) n she told me dat he called her pussy a Corvette!! And his dick had a name too, but at da time i was rather intruiged/grossed out by it!! I think I was bein mean when i thought he just wanted her cause of her tittiez...cause da rest of her was a bit sorry, dat'z as cruel as i can ever get...dat was mean...i feel bad nowz. No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said: After my Mother?
That's her! | |
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lilmissmissy said: Why would i do a thing like dat?
Ya know, when i was in Year 11 in highschool there was this feral chick who told me all da sexual thingz she'z done! She once told me dat her boyfriend..who had just gotten divorced...and had kidz (ya gotta remember she was still in highschool...each to their own but, it adz 2 da juicyness of it all ) n she told me dat he called her pussy a Corvette!! And his dick had a name too, but at da time i was rather intruiged/grossed out by it!! I think I was bein mean when i thought he just wanted her cause of her tittiez...cause da rest of her was a bit sorry, dat'z as cruel as i can ever get...dat was mean...i feel bad nowz. u tha debble! | |
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Spookymuffin said: lilmissmissy said: Why would i do a thing like dat?
Ya know, when i was in Year 11 in highschool there was this feral chick who told me all da sexual thingz she'z done! She once told me dat her boyfriend..who had just gotten divorced...and had kidz (ya gotta remember she was still in highschool...each to their own but, it adz 2 da juicyness of it all ) n she told me dat he called her pussy a Corvette!! And his dick had a name too, but at da time i was rather intruiged/grossed out by it!! I think I was bein mean when i thought he just wanted her cause of her tittiez...cause da rest of her was a bit sorry, dat'z as cruel as i can ever get...dat was mean...i feel bad nowz. u tha debble! Ooh!! Better da debble u know!! Hehehe!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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ex-bf: Platinum plus 2000
current-bf: Rocky other names I've heard before: Totem Phallic Phil Peter Lil Lightenin' Rod, Rowdy Rod Love Meat Love Sausage Wee Willy Winkie "Him" Steely Dan Deez Burly Bob Crikey Skeet Shooter Skeet Meat Popsicle Stick Remote Control Pilot's Rod Plunger Turkey Baster Political Pointer Das [_____] enter any noun. It just works. A few I just made up: Ivan the Great Ted the Tyrant Sex Stick Purple Poker Sunday Prayer Monday Meteor Tuesday Totem Wednesday Wind-down Thursday Thank You Friday F*ck-furter Saturday Suck-Stick Holiday Bliss Fun Pole Toothpick Favorite "Pedro offers you his protection." | |
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I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
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lilmissmissy said: she told me dat he called her pussy a Corvette!!
Was she dating Prince? Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
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mochalox said: ex-bf: Platinum plus 2000
current-bf: Rocky other names I've heard before: Totem Phallic Phil Peter Lil Lightenin' Rod, Rowdy Rod Love Meat Love Sausage Wee Willy Winkie "Him" Steely Dan Deez Burly Bob Crikey Skeet Shooter Skeet Meat Popsicle Stick Remote Control Pilot's Rod Plunger Turkey Baster Political Pointer Das [_____] enter any noun. It just works. A few I just made up: Ivan the Great Ted the Tyrant Sex Stick Purple Poker Sunday Prayer Monday Meteor Tuesday Totem Wednesday Wind-down Thursday Thank You Friday F*ck-furter Saturday Suck-Stick Holiday Bliss Fun Pole Toothpick Favorite | |
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paintsprayer said: lilmissmissy said: she told me dat he called her pussy a Corvette!!
Was she dating Prince? If she were, I would have at least have hoped he'd have a little more better taste!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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