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IF ONLY I HAD A PICTURE OF THIS!!! Outside our house, we have a sign up, which is a public notice for people in da neighbourhood and such telling them we are after a building permit blah blah blah.
ANYWAYZ, i was wif me madre as she was pulling into da driveway when I glanced at da sign...which was supposed 2 have read "John Gully and Associatives" ...but because it was handwritten...it looked like "John Gully and Assholes" Ofcourse, knowing me, i just burst out laughinz!! My mum was like non-responsive...and I kept tryin to tell her wifout sayin "asshole" cause unless i'm genuinely peeved I feel embarrased using any "un lady like" language infront of her! Anywayz in da end she was like "I have no idea what you're talking about, you just have a dirty mind!!" I guess dat secret had 2 be found out at some stage!! Just thought i'd share dat story wif yerz cause it was funny. No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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"Ah, the Assholes must've arrived then!" (Ignore the above.) | |
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subhuman09 said: "Ah, the Assholes must've arrived then!" (Ignore the above.) Good onez!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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The blank post above that was obviously a commentary on our thirst for corporate interference in society. We run around all day just to make a buck but we never stop and savor and the sweet blank silence of a post on the Org that has nothing to do anything.
Some may call it a mistake-I call it unintentional performance art. You are all my canvases, and I am the child playing with the ketchup and mustard to make the picture of your mind's eye. (Mistakes are just meaning with different spelling and less point.) | |
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subhuman09 said: The blank post above that was obviously a commentary on our thirst for corporate interference in society. We run around all day just to make a buck but we never stop and savor and the sweet blank silence of a post on the Org that has nothing to do anything.
Some may call it a mistake-I call it unintentional performance art. You are all my canvases, and I am the child playing with the ketchup and mustard to make the picture of your mind's eye. (Mistakes are just meaning with different spelling and less point.) Kinda like a Pro Hart Art campaignz. No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: subhuman09 said: The blank post above that was obviously a commentary on our thirst for corporate interference in society. We run around all day just to make a buck but we never stop and savor and the sweet blank silence of a post on the Org that has nothing to do anything.
Some may call it a mistake-I call it unintentional performance art. You are all my canvases, and I am the child playing with the ketchup and mustard to make the picture of your mind's eye. (Mistakes are just meaning with different spelling and less point.) Kinda like a Pro Hart Art campaignz. Or some other answer I didn't pull outta my butt, of course. (Although that would be a neat party trick.) | |
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subhuman09 said: lilmissmissy said: Kinda like a Pro Hart Art campaignz. Or some other answer I didn't pull outta my butt, of course. (Although that would be a neat party trick.) Yup instead of pullin a rabbit outta da hat, pull it outta yo a$$ ..so many jokez, so little timez!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: subhuman09 said: Or some other answer I didn't pull outta my butt, of course. (Although that would be a neat party trick.) Yup instead of pullin a rabbit outta da hat, pull it outta yo a$$ ..so many jokez, so little timez!! It really is a lost art, you know? Sure, samurai's are cool, but when you can do magic like that.... Well you need lots more permits, of course-but it's worth it! (Just don't sit up close. So many accidents happen that way.) | |
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subhuman09 said: lilmissmissy said: Yup instead of pullin a rabbit outta da hat, pull it outta yo a$$ ..so many jokez, so little timez!! It really is a lost art, you know? Sure, samurai's are cool, but when you can do magic like that.... Well you need lots more permits, of course-but it's worth it! (Just don't sit up close. So many accidents happen that way.) Do you think they do these kindz a thingz in marketz in obscure placez around da world...have A$$ ACTZ on shopping stripz..you know instead of people who swallow fire and what notz? No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: subhuman09 said: It really is a lost art, you know? Sure, samurai's are cool, but when you can do magic like that.... Well you need lots more permits, of course-but it's worth it! (Just don't sit up close. So many accidents happen that way.) Do you think they do these kindz a thingz in marketz in obscure placez around da world...have A$$ ACTZ on shopping stripz..you know instead of people who swallow fire and what notz? If they have puppetry of the penis, I think anything is marketable. (Swallowing fire though would absolutely get my full respect.) | |
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subhuman09 said: lilmissmissy said: Do you think they do these kindz a thingz in marketz in obscure placez around da world...have A$$ ACTZ on shopping stripz..you know instead of people who swallow fire and what notz? If they have puppetry of the penis, I think anything is marketable. (Swallowing fire though would absolutely get my full respect.) I got invited 2 go see dat show wif some girlfriendz, thought i never went in da end, i heard it was rather intruigingz I think A$$ is marketablez You won't believe one man made an album of songz...but lemme just say...they weren't exactly vocal skillz n those soundz were absolutely not comin from the northerly regionz!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: subhuman09 said: If they have puppetry of the penis, I think anything is marketable. (Swallowing fire though would absolutely get my full respect.) I got invited 2 go see dat show wif some girlfriendz, thought i never went in da end, i heard it was rather intruigingz I think A$$ is marketablez You won't believe one man made an album of songz...but lemme just say...they weren't exactly vocal skillz n those soundz were absolutely not comin from the northerly regionz!! Man, Bobby McFerrin really ran out of options, didn't he? ("Don't worry, be gassy now...") | |
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subhuman09 said: lilmissmissy said: I got invited 2 go see dat show wif some girlfriendz, thought i never went in da end, i heard it was rather intruigingz I think A$$ is marketablez You won't believe one man made an album of songz...but lemme just say...they weren't exactly vocal skillz n those soundz were absolutely not comin from the northerly regionz!! Man, Bobby McFerrin really ran out of options, didn't he? ("Don't worry, be gassy now...") Oh no!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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