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Crap Joke Time!!! Nelson Mandela is sat at home watching tv when this little Japanese guy turns up with a clipboard.
'I have lorry full of wingmirrors for you' Mr Mandela looks confused and says to the guy 'sorry mate you have the wrong man' and the Japanese guy wanders off. The next day he returns with his clipboard and a lorry full of car tyres.. 'I'm sorry' says Nelson 'You've got the wrong man'. The following day the little Japanese guy returns with two lorries full of car doors and wings. He knocks on the door and when Nelson see's it's him again he loses his temper and picks the little Japanese guy up' I've told you before you have the wrong person,I don't want car loads of lorry parts' 'Aahh' says the little Jap guy looking at his clipboard...'You are not Nissan Maindealer?' 
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Why did the girl fall of the swing?
She had no arms. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Why did the girl fall of the swing?
She had no arms.  Thats too sad... | |
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Spookymuffin said: Why did the girl fall of the swing?
She had no arms. Old ones are always the best. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Spookymuffin said: Why did the girl fall of the swing?
She had no arms. Old ones are always the best. Who asked you??? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Who asked you???Shut yer mouth! | |
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Cloudbuster said: REDFEATHERS said: Who asked you???Shut yer mouth!  | |
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How'd the blind man learn to drive?
Larger speed bumps. | |
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subhuman09 said: How'd the blind man learn to drive?
Larger speed bumps. Damn, I dont get it..  Unless it isnt supposed to be funny..  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: subhuman09 said: How'd the blind man learn to drive?
Larger speed bumps. Damn, I dont get it.. Unless it isnt supposed to be funny.. It's a crap joke in every sense of the word. Sort of like: How do you make an amputee run? Push the skateboard. | |
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subhuman09 said: REDFEATHERS said: Damn, I dont get it.. Unless it isnt supposed to be funny.. It's a crap joke in every sense of the word. Sort of like: How do you make an amputee run? Push the skateboard.  I am gonna have to edit the title of this thread... | |
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REDFEATHERS said: subhuman09 said: How'd the blind man learn to drive?
Larger speed bumps. Damn, I dont get it.. Unless it isnt supposed to be funny.. This got me baffled..(that don't take much)... ..I think he's supposed to be drive by braille
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Steadwood said: REDFEATHERS said: Damn, I dont get it.. Unless it isnt supposed to be funny.. This got me baffled..(that don't take much)... ..I think he's supposed to be drive by braille
Jokes like that aren't supposed to be analyzed my troll friend. They're supposed to be avoided like the plague.
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subhuman09 said: Steadwood said: This got me baffled..(that don't take much)... ..I think he's supposed to be drive by braille
Jokes like that aren't supposed to be analyzed my troll friend. They're supposed to be avoided like the plague.
(Like me, I have the plague)  [Edited 9/20/04 6:21am] | |
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road
...cos there weren't any chickens in them days 
....now THAT'S crap!
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Why were Helen Keller's fingers purple?
She heard it through the grape vine. (bad, I know. But then again, isn't that the point of this thread??). 
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Indecent- if it's in long and in hard then it's indecent. | |
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JediMaster said: Why were Helen Keller's fingers purple?
She heard it through the grape vine. (bad, I know. But then again, isn't that the point of this thread??). I don't wish to pick on Helen Keller, but since you mentioned her it's reminded me of another crap joke : What's Helen Keller's favourite colour ? Corduroy. Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken! (Feel free to wretch. Its okay)
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AsylumUtopia said: JediMaster said: Why were Helen Keller's fingers purple?
She heard it through the grape vine. (bad, I know. But then again, isn't that the point of this thread??). I don't wish to pick on Helen Keller, but since you mentioned her it's reminded me of another crap joke : What's Helen Keller's favourite colour ? Corduroy. I thought about posting that one as well, but I thought if I did too many Helen Keller jokes it would be a bit insensitive. I know waaaaayyy too many of those awful HK jokes, and most are not cool, but I actually thought these two were kinda cute 
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Don't let the kiddies read this one...grown up joke time...kids leave the room.
Why did the pervert cross the road? 'cause his dick was stuck in the chicken. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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I ordered a pizza the other day. I asked for a thin and crusty Supreme. They sent me Diana Ross!!! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: subhuman09 said: Jokes like that aren't supposed to be analyzed my troll friend. They're supposed to be avoided like the plague.
(Like me, I have the plague)
[Edited 9/20/04 6:21am] I got better! | |
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You sure about that
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