Outside our house, we have a sign up, which is a public notice for people in da neighbourhood and such telling them we are after a building permit blah blah blah.

ANYWAYZ, i was wif me madre as she was pulling into da driveway when I glanced at da sign...which was supposed 2 have read "John Gully and Associatives" ...but because it was handwritten...it looked like "John Gully and Assholes" Ofcourse, knowing me, i just burst out laughinz!! My mum was like non-responsive...and I kept tryin to tell her wifout sayin "asshole" cause unless i'm genuinely peeved I feel embarrased using any "un lady like" language infront of her! Anywayz in da end she was like "I have no idea what you're talking about, you just have a dirty mind!!"


I guess dat secret had 2 be found out at some stage!!




Just thought i'd share dat story wif yerz cause it was funny.

"Ah, the Assholes must've arrived then!"









(Ignore the above.)

subhuman09 said:

Good onez!!

The blank post above that was obviously a commentary on our thirst for corporate interference in society. We run around all day just to make a buck but we never stop and savor and the sweet blank silence of a post on the Org that has nothing to do anything.

Some may call it a mistake-I call it unintentional performance art.

You are all my canvases, and I am the child playing with the ketchup and mustard to make the picture of your mind's eye.



(Mistakes are just meaning with different spelling and less point.)

subhuman09 said:

Kinda like a Pro Hart Art campaignz.

lilmissmissy said:

Or some other answer I didn't pull outta my butt, of course.



(Although that would be a neat party trick.)

subhuman09 said:

Yup instead of pullin a rabbit outta da hat, pull it outta yo a$$

..so many jokez, so little timez!!

lilmissmissy said:

It really is a lost art, you know?

Sure, samurai's are cool, but when you can do magic like that....

Well you need lots more permits, of course-but it's worth it!



(Just don't sit up close. So many accidents happen that way.)

subhuman09 said:

Do you think they do these kindz a thingz in marketz in obscure placez around da world...have A$$ ACTZ on shopping stripz..you know instead of people who swallow fire and what notz?

lilmissmissy said:

If they have puppetry of the penis, I think anything is marketable.



(Swallowing fire though would absolutely get my full respect.)

subhuman09 said:

I got invited 2 go see dat show wif some girlfriendz, thought i never went in da end, i heard it was rather intruigingz

I think A$$ is marketablez

You won't believe one man made an album of songz...but lemme just say...they weren't exactly vocal skillz n those soundz were absolutely not comin from the northerly regionz!!

lilmissmissy said:

Man, Bobby McFerrin really ran out of options, didn't he?



("Don't worry, be gassy now...")

subhuman09 said:

Oh no!!