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Moustache tragedy update Well, my moustache growing tragedy goes on. I've signed up now, so I can't shave my top lip until 1st October.
I've now raised £217 in person and a little bit through my website which is cool. The only problem is, I promised to update my website on Wednesday with a photo, which I did, and I look fucking awful. http://www.justgiving.com/ned Any words of consolation would be appreciated. Since that pic was taken on Wednesday, it's taken more on my top lip. Thing is, everyone keeps saying "Is that all?" like they could grow one overnight but I'm the first person in our gang to ever try, so why are they all so bloody critical? "Oh, I could grow one overnight"  Bullshit!"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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'Me without facial hair'. Who you trying to kid Daned? Oh, sorry..that must be a slug on your top lip there then?! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said:
'Me without facial hair'. Who you trying to kid Daned? Oh, sorry..that must be a slug on your top lip there then?! Doh! That was the title for last week's photo - I knew there would be something I'd forget to update. Cheers JD, I'd better retitle that! "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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NB. The photo was a rush job taken by a flatmate with a cheap digital camera and in no way should be taken as a true reflection of the physical glory of myself. OK? "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: NB. The photo was a rush job taken by a flatmate with a cheap digital camera and in no way should be taken as a true reflection of the physical glory of myself. OK?
I think you look like Tom Selleck. | |
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It's not so bad.
But it's a good thing you're already naturally cute. 
I have a friend who every few months or so trys to grow a mustache, but he's native american so really has almost no body hair to speak of. It always looks awful, just a few sparse hairs here and there, and I always tell him so. He never listens to me. |
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CarrieMpls said: It's not so bad.
But it's a good thing you're already naturally cute.
Cheers Carrie! It's even worse now! That was Wednesday, it's now starting to look like a moustache. Still, it gets a good laugh and makes the nights out merrier! "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: Well, my moustache growing tragedy goes on. I've signed up now, so I can't shave my top lip until 1st October.
I've now raised £217 in person and a little bit through my website which is cool. The only problem is, I promised to update my website on Wednesday with a photo, which I did, and I look fucking awful. http://www.justgiving.com/ned Any words of consolation would be appreciated. Since that pic was taken on Wednesday, it's taken more on my top lip. Thing is, everyone keeps saying "Is that all?" like they could grow one overnight but I'm the first person in our gang to ever try, so why are they all so bloody critical? "Oh, I could grow one overnight" Bullshit!actually what you got there does take me one night to grow.  | |
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Heavenly said: daned said: Well, my moustache growing tragedy goes on. I've signed up now, so I can't shave my top lip until 1st October.
I've now raised £217 in person and a little bit through my website which is cool. The only problem is, I promised to update my website on Wednesday with a photo, which I did, and I look fucking awful. http://www.justgiving.com/ned Any words of consolation would be appreciated. Since that pic was taken on Wednesday, it's taken more on my top lip. Thing is, everyone keeps saying "Is that all?" like they could grow one overnight but I'm the first person in our gang to ever try, so why are they all so bloody critical? "Oh, I could grow one overnight" Bullshit!actually what you got there does take me one night to grow.  "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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Basil Fawlty...  ...god, i love your Mom!
keep up the good work!! btw, can people in the US donate to this? | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: Basil Fawlty...
...god, i love your Mom!
keep up the good work!! btw, can people in the US donate to this? That's kind compared to my work colleague who said I looked like a sex offender! Ay, yes - folk can donate from anywhere in the world using that webpage and a card  "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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I thought this thread was about Culkin's mug shot.
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daned said: irresistibleb1tch said: Basil Fawlty...
...god, i love your Mom!
keep up the good work!! btw, can people in the US donate to this? That's kind compared to my work colleague who said I looked like a sex offender! Ay, yes - folk can donate from anywhere in the world using that webpage and a card  (for the international donation part, not so much the sex offender look!) [Edited 9/18/04 6:15am] | |
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daned said: That's kind compared to my work colleague who said I looked like a sex offender!
only a bit like a sex offender | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: daned said: That's kind compared to my work colleague who said I looked like a sex offender! Ay, yes - folk can donate from anywhere in the world using that webpage and a card (for the international donation part, not so much the sex offender look!)
[Edited 9/18/04 6:15am]  "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: irresistibleb1tch said: (for the international donation part, not so much the sex offender look!)
[Edited 9/18/04 6:15am]  | |
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| @ this thread!
Keep us updated Daned!  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: @ this thread!
Keep us updated Daned! Since that picture was taken on Wednesday, things have started to blossom. I think it was around Thursday/Friday when all my friends kept having sudden uncontrolable laughing fits when I'm talking to them. I'm glad to report that no ginger hairs have turned up (a problem that many of male friends have encountered) but last night when I was out in town, every time I caught my reflection I felt haunted. Also,my town is a University town and I'm single at the moment and this weekend was the first weekend that the students were out in force and there's beautiful young women everywhere AND I'VE GOT A BLOODY MOUSTACHE. Oh well, maybe it'll arouse some curiosity?  "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: doctormcmeekle said: @ this thread!
Keep us updated Daned! Since that picture was taken on Wednesday, things have started to blossom. I think it was around Thursday/Friday when all my friends kept having sudden uncontrolable laughing fits when I'm talking to them. I'm glad to report that no ginger hairs have turned up (a problem that many of male friends have encountered) but last night when I was out in town, every time I caught my reflection I felt haunted. Also,my town is a University town and I'm single at the moment and this weekend was the first weekend that the students were out in force and there's beautiful young women everywhere AND I'VE GOT A BLOODY MOUSTACHE. Oh well, maybe it'll arouse some curiosity? you'll have to beat them off with a stick once they find out why you're doing this! good luck, dahling! | |
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You still have quite a few days to go. Do you really think you can hold out that long? | |
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daned said: ...Oh well, maybe it'll arouse some curiosity?
Probably the only thing getting aroused! | |
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people... people!! it's a FUNDRAISER!! go whip out your cards and help the man out!! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: people... people!! it's a FUNDRAISER!! go whip out your cards and help the man out!!
I'm the first guy, just above you. Honest!  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: irresistibleb1tch said: people... people!! it's a FUNDRAISER!! go whip out your cards and help the man out!!
I'm the first guy, just above you. Honest! riiiiight! 
now whip it out and help Daned!  that didn't come out quite right... | |
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doctormcmeekle said: irresistibleb1tch said: people... people!! it's a FUNDRAISER!! go whip out your cards and help the man out!!
I'm the first guy, just above you. Honest! Hey, Doctor - it's for testicle & prostrate cancer research - just think of it as a little health insurance.... "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: people... people!! it's a FUNDRAISER!! go whip out your cards and help the man out!!
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: You still have quite a few days to go. Do you really think you can hold out that long?
Have you seen how much money is riding on my top lip? I wouldn't dare shave it before the 1st! "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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Is it itching yet? | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: Is it itching yet?
Itching? I was just chatting to a friend earlier and she started scratching her top lip too, I was rubbing it that much. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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