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Thread started 09/17/04 10:40pm

MNlivingCA

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Toilet Paper

Over the top OR hanging under?









I went on a date, when I asked to use his bathroom, his toilet paper was on the stick BACKWARDS (in my opinion) So I ask you....

Over the Top or rolled under the bottom????

booty! toilet tp toilet booty!
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Reply #1 posted 09/17/04 10:51pm

Nikster

Actually, in our house we gotta keep the TP in a drawer, or else the kitty shreds it eek
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Reply #2 posted 09/17/04 10:52pm

Nikster

Technically, I think it's supposed to go over the top. That way the TP does not touch the wall (or something like that?)
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Reply #3 posted 09/17/04 10:59pm

AnckSuNamun

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Nikster said:

Technically, I think it's supposed to go over the top. That way the TP does not touch the wall (or something like that?)



Yeah... I heard that too. But I hate the way it looks hanging over the top. maybe I'm weird. shrug
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Reply #4 posted 09/17/04 11:00pm

Nikster

But what if your wall is covered with spiderwebs and poo?
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Reply #5 posted 09/17/04 11:02pm

AnckSuNamun

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Actually in our house....it varies. One minute it's over the top....the next it's under. But everytime I go in public bathrooms...unfortunately shake... it's always hanging under instead of over the top.
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Reply #6 posted 09/17/04 11:03pm

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Nikster said:

But what if your wall is covered with spiderwebs and poo?


ill Our walls are pretty clean. biggrin
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Reply #7 posted 09/17/04 11:08pm

Nikster

AnckSuNamun said:

Nikster said:

But what if your wall is covered with spiderwebs and poo?


ill Our walls are pretty clean. biggrin



That's good! If your bathroom walls were covered with spiderwebs and poo I'd have to think you were pretty gosh darn skank biggrin
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Reply #8 posted 09/17/04 11:09pm

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definately over the top. i have the compulsive desire to change it if its otherwise...even in public washrooms which i visit VERY infrequently.


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Reply #9 posted 09/17/04 11:10pm

Sweeny79

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Top
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #10 posted 09/18/04 12:03am

luv4u

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Over the top toilet
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Reply #11 posted 09/18/04 12:05am

nesseone

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Top

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Reply #12 posted 09/18/04 12:38am

Kayleigh

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top
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Reply #13 posted 09/18/04 12:40am

subhuman09

I just use Michael Bolton sheet music.

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Reply #14 posted 09/18/04 2:21am

sataninas

Over!
[Edited 9/18/04 2:22am]
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Reply #15 posted 09/18/04 3:46am

Steadwood

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Hanging under....don't like bog roll staring me in the face...

.....Unless it's the one with the crossword on nod clapping

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Reply #16 posted 09/18/04 6:17am

jerseykrs

My obsessive compulsive disorder dictates it to be over the top, anywhere I go.....
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Reply #17 posted 09/18/04 6:50am

endorphin74

I am totally a top.





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Reply #18 posted 09/18/04 8:24am

Steadwood

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I don't believe there are actually sites devoted to this topic

www.nobodys-perfect.com/v...ntent.html



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Reply #19 posted 09/18/04 8:27am

J0eyC0c0

Over.
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Reply #20 posted 09/18/04 10:03am

emm

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that depends on the distance of toilet to tp ratio..... or if it is to the side, behind or in front!

but mine is over biggrin
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Reply #21 posted 09/18/04 10:46am

MNlivingCA

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See- thank you people for cementing my stubborn head-ness.... Over the top 100%!!!! I didn't answer his call last night because of it! Ok.... maybe there was more reasons- but that REALLY bothered me!!!!

*smirk*


Learn how to put your TP on the right way!
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Reply #22 posted 09/18/04 10:47am

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yes, top.
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Reply #23 posted 09/18/04 10:58am

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FOUND IT!!!!!




In the enclosed graphic you will note the correct an incorrect ways to load a toilet paper cassette. You can see in the left diagram (labelled #1) the style known as "tile-rubber", and in the right diagram (labelled #2), "harmonious balance." In the left diagram, you can see the pained hand of a toileteer clutching uncomfortably at a span of toilet paper which has been mounted too close to the wall. By contrast, note the ease with which, in diagram #2, a happy toileteer grips the toilet squares between thumb and forefinger, rolling the soft, moist squares easily downward.

My organization has conducted many tests and has found the method depicted on the right to be superior in every respect to the one on the left. More than just inconvenient, the "tile-rubber" design has proven dangerous and has resulted in the long-term hospitalization of several dear friends of mine. And while the lives of Jerzy, Busca, Diddles and Pumpkin are not the subject of this letter, I hope you will appreciate the risks posed by a toilet tongue mounted toward the wall.

Besides the physical risks, consider the sanitation implications of a design which can cause sterile toilet paper to brush against and even stick to a possibly-soiled wall in a public bathroom.

Finally, I ask you to re-consider the aesthetic aspects of this issue which you so hastily passed judgment on. The design labelled "#1", which you have called "tongue outward," revealing your ideological biases, is in fact more balanced, the sheer vertical plane of the toilet paper echoing, in softer tones, the solid vertical plane of the facility wall on the obverse side of the apparatus. The "tongue inward" design has both vertical planes to the East of the apparatus, leaving the front face rounded and imbalanced.

In closing, we only ask that when you do become Queen, you consider our research and choose the safest, sanitariest, most beautiful and of course, most kick-ass method of loading toilet paper.



Ok- I have officially LOST it.... I am neurotic!
"It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away." prince
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Reply #24 posted 09/18/04 11:04am

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MNlivingCA said:

FOUND IT!!!!!




In the enclosed graphic you will note the correct an incorrect ways to load a toilet paper cassette. You can see in the left diagram (labelled #1) the style known as "tile-rubber", and in the right diagram (labelled #2), "harmonious balance." In the left diagram, you can see the pained hand of a toileteer clutching uncomfortably at a span of toilet paper which has been mounted too close to the wall. By contrast, note the ease with which, in diagram #2, a happy toileteer grips the toilet squares between thumb and forefinger, rolling the soft, moist squares easily downward.

My organization has conducted many tests and has found the method depicted on the right to be superior in every respect to the one on the left. More than just inconvenient, the "tile-rubber" design has proven dangerous and has resulted in the long-term hospitalization of several dear friends of mine. And while the lives of Jerzy, Busca, Diddles and Pumpkin are not the subject of this letter, I hope you will appreciate the risks posed by a toilet tongue mounted toward the wall.

Besides the physical risks, consider the sanitation implications of a design which can cause sterile toilet paper to brush against and even stick to a possibly-soiled wall in a public bathroom.

Finally, I ask you to re-consider the aesthetic aspects of this issue which you so hastily passed judgment on. The design labelled "#1", which you have called "tongue outward," revealing your ideological biases, is in fact more balanced, the sheer vertical plane of the toilet paper echoing, in softer tones, the solid vertical plane of the facility wall on the obverse side of the apparatus. The "tongue inward" design has both vertical planes to the East of the apparatus, leaving the front face rounded and imbalanced.

In closing, we only ask that when you do become Queen, you consider our research and choose the safest, sanitariest, most beautiful and of course, most kick-ass method of loading toilet paper.



Ok- I have officially LOST it.... I am neurotic!


... the above post seems to settle it, but seeing as I'm late here... always over the top!
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Reply #25 posted 09/18/04 11:04am

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subhuman09 said:

I just use Michael Bolton sheet music.

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I just use Michael Bolton.

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Reply #26 posted 09/18/04 11:05am

J0eyC0c0

MNlivingCA said:

FOUND IT!!!!!





That's one big hand. eek
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Reply #27 posted 09/18/04 11:08am

Cloudbuster

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J0eyC0c0 said:

MNlivingCA said:

FOUND IT!!!!!





That's one big hand. eek


Or it could be toilet paper for midgets. smile
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Reply #28 posted 09/18/04 11:24am

MNlivingCA

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Cloudbuster said:

J0eyC0c0 said:



That's one big hand. eek


Or it could be toilet paper for midgets. smile


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