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Toilet Paper Over the top OR hanging under?
I went on a date, when I asked to use his bathroom, his toilet paper was on the stick BACKWARDS (in my opinion) So I ask you.... Over the Top or rolled under the bottom???? "It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away." | |
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Actually, in our house we gotta keep the TP in a drawer, or else the kitty shreds it | |
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Technically, I think it's supposed to go over the top. That way the TP does not touch the wall (or something like that?) | |
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Nikster said: Technically, I think it's supposed to go over the top. That way the TP does not touch the wall (or something like that?)
Yeah... I heard that too. But I hate the way it looks hanging over the top. maybe I'm weird. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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But what if your wall is covered with spiderwebs and poo? | |
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Actually in our house....it varies. One minute it's over the top....the next it's under. But everytime I go in public bathrooms...unfortunately ... it's always hanging under instead of over the top. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Nikster said: But what if your wall is covered with spiderwebs and poo?
Our walls are pretty clean. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Nikster said: But what if your wall is covered with spiderwebs and poo?
Our walls are pretty clean. That's good! If your bathroom walls were covered with spiderwebs and poo I'd have to think you were pretty gosh darn skank | |
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definately over the top. i have the compulsive desire to change it if its otherwise...even in public washrooms which i visit VERY infrequently.
you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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Moderator | Top In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Over the top Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Sweeny79 said: Top
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top Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas | |
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I just use Michael Bolton sheet music.
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Over! [Edited 9/18/04 2:22am] | |
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Hanging under....don't like bog roll staring me in the face...
.....Unless it's the one with the crossword on | |
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My obsessive compulsive disorder dictates it to be over the top, anywhere I go..... | |
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I am totally a top.
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I don't believe there are actually sites devoted to this topic
www.nobodys-perfect.com/v...ntent.html | |
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Over. | |
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that depends on the distance of toilet to ratio..... or if it is to the side, behind or in front!
but mine is over | |
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See- thank you people for cementing my stubborn head-ness.... Over the top 100%!!!! I didn't answer his call last night because of it! Ok.... maybe there was more reasons- but that REALLY bothered me!!!!
*smirk* Learn how to put your TP on the right way! "It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away." | |
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yes, top. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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FOUND IT!!!!!
In the enclosed graphic you will note the correct an incorrect ways to load a toilet paper cassette. You can see in the left diagram (labelled #1) the style known as "tile-rubber", and in the right diagram (labelled #2), "harmonious balance." In the left diagram, you can see the pained hand of a toileteer clutching uncomfortably at a span of toilet paper which has been mounted too close to the wall. By contrast, note the ease with which, in diagram #2, a happy toileteer grips the toilet squares between thumb and forefinger, rolling the soft, moist squares easily downward. My organization has conducted many tests and has found the method depicted on the right to be superior in every respect to the one on the left. More than just inconvenient, the "tile-rubber" design has proven dangerous and has resulted in the long-term hospitalization of several dear friends of mine. And while the lives of Jerzy, Busca, Diddles and Pumpkin are not the subject of this letter, I hope you will appreciate the risks posed by a toilet tongue mounted toward the wall. Besides the physical risks, consider the sanitation implications of a design which can cause sterile toilet paper to brush against and even stick to a possibly-soiled wall in a public bathroom. Finally, I ask you to re-consider the aesthetic aspects of this issue which you so hastily passed judgment on. The design labelled "#1", which you have called "tongue outward," revealing your ideological biases, is in fact more balanced, the sheer vertical plane of the toilet paper echoing, in softer tones, the solid vertical plane of the facility wall on the obverse side of the apparatus. The "tongue inward" design has both vertical planes to the East of the apparatus, leaving the front face rounded and imbalanced. In closing, we only ask that when you do become Queen, you consider our research and choose the safest, sanitariest, most beautiful and of course, most kick-ass method of loading toilet paper. Ok- I have officially LOST it.... I am neurotic! "It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away." | |
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MNlivingCA said: FOUND IT!!!!!
In the enclosed graphic you will note the correct an incorrect ways to load a toilet paper cassette. You can see in the left diagram (labelled #1) the style known as "tile-rubber", and in the right diagram (labelled #2), "harmonious balance." In the left diagram, you can see the pained hand of a toileteer clutching uncomfortably at a span of toilet paper which has been mounted too close to the wall. By contrast, note the ease with which, in diagram #2, a happy toileteer grips the toilet squares between thumb and forefinger, rolling the soft, moist squares easily downward. My organization has conducted many tests and has found the method depicted on the right to be superior in every respect to the one on the left. More than just inconvenient, the "tile-rubber" design has proven dangerous and has resulted in the long-term hospitalization of several dear friends of mine. And while the lives of Jerzy, Busca, Diddles and Pumpkin are not the subject of this letter, I hope you will appreciate the risks posed by a toilet tongue mounted toward the wall. Besides the physical risks, consider the sanitation implications of a design which can cause sterile toilet paper to brush against and even stick to a possibly-soiled wall in a public bathroom. Finally, I ask you to re-consider the aesthetic aspects of this issue which you so hastily passed judgment on. The design labelled "#1", which you have called "tongue outward," revealing your ideological biases, is in fact more balanced, the sheer vertical plane of the toilet paper echoing, in softer tones, the solid vertical plane of the facility wall on the obverse side of the apparatus. The "tongue inward" design has both vertical planes to the East of the apparatus, leaving the front face rounded and imbalanced. In closing, we only ask that when you do become Queen, you consider our research and choose the safest, sanitariest, most beautiful and of course, most kick-ass method of loading toilet paper. Ok- I have officially LOST it.... I am neurotic! ... the above post seems to settle it, but seeing as I'm late here... always over the top! | |
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subhuman09 said: I just use Michael Bolton sheet music.
I just use Michael Bolton. | |
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MNlivingCA said: FOUND IT!!!!!
That's one big hand. | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: MNlivingCA said: FOUND IT!!!!!
That's one big hand. Or it could be toilet paper for midgets. | |
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Cloudbuster said: J0eyC0c0 said: That's one big hand. Or it could be toilet paper for midgets. "It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away." | |
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