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PrintablePREDOMINANT said: REDBABY said:  Gnomes can't read! 
This is sooo unfair... if sexy was a colour it would be red  | |
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Here is a sample letter for your delight:
Dear Tony Blair I think that we should have rights and if you dont give us our rights we will march on Downing Streeet with placards and things etc. regards. Gnome Hilda  | |
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 That just creased me up, I'll vote  Too funny   Mada, Yeah thats me. AND WHAT | |
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Lleena said: Here is a sample letter for your delight:
Dear Tony Blair I think that we should have rights and if you dont give us our rights we will march on Downing Streeet with placards and things etc. regards. Gnome Hilda Dear Cherie Blair, You most certainly ARE the  of the Lady Gnomes, but why do you let us down and shave your beard???
Please stop shaving and pretending you arent one of us. Yours Sincereley, Auntie Hilary Gnome. if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said: Lleena said: Here is a sample letter for your delight:
Dear Tony Blair I think that we should have rights and if you dont give us our rights we will march on Downing Streeet with placards and things etc. regards. Gnome Hilda Dear Cherie Blair, You most certainly ARE the of the Lady Gnomes, but why do you let us down and shave your beard???
Please stop shaving and pretending you arent one of us. Yours Sincereley, Auntie Hilary Gnome.
This is going to be the next big thing Red, we can put false beards on and go on Newsnight. I quite fancy that Jeremy Paxman. I wonder if he likes 12 inch women with beards.  | |
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Lleena said: REDBABY said: Dear Cherie Blair, You most certainly ARE the of the Lady Gnomes, but why do you let us down and shave your beard???
Please stop shaving and pretending you arent one of us. Yours Sincereley, Auntie Hilary Gnome.
This is going to be the next big thing Red, we can put false beards on and go on Newsnight. I quite fancy that Jeremy Paxman. I wonder if he likes 12 inch women with beards. Maybe, they all have pervy kinky ways... Are you going to carry a fishing rod or a spade?
Do lady gnomes carry those, or just baking trays and straw baskets? if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said: Lleena said:
This is going to be the next big thing Red, we can put false beards on and go on Newsnight. I quite fancy that Jeremy Paxman. I wonder if he likes 12 inch women with beards. Maybe, they all have pervy kinky ways... Are you going to carry a fishing rod or a spade?
Do lady gnomes carry those, or just baking trays and straw baskets? I'm gonna carry a fishing rod. A long one
I suggest we both do. | |
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Lleena said: REDBABY said: Maybe, they all have pervy kinky ways... Are you going to carry a fishing rod or a spade?
Do lady gnomes carry those, or just baking trays and straw baskets? I'm gonna carry a fishing rod. A long one
I suggest we both do. You won'r get past security with a rod. maybe a net would work I like paxman too | |
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Here are some nudist lady gnomes... 
 if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said:
Here are some nudist lady gnomes...
They are not nude, they have hats on!  | |
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FEDREATHERS said: REDBABY said:
Here are some nudist lady gnomes...
They are not nude, they have hats on! | |
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There are not supposed to be women gnomes. it's the same as smurfs. only male. | |
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Heavenly said: There are not supposed to be women gnomes. it's the same as smurfs. only male.
You are sooo mean!  | |
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FEDREATHERS said: Heavenly said: There are not supposed to be women gnomes. it's the same as smurfs. only male.
You are sooo mean! Somebody's gotta tell the truth. It might as well be me. | |
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Heavenly said: FEDREATHERS said:
You are sooo mean! Somebody's gotta tell the truth. It might as well be me. I suppose next time you are gonna say Santa Claus doesnt exist | |
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FEDREATHERS said: Heavenly said: Somebody's gotta tell the truth. It might as well be me. I suppose next time you are gonna say Santa Claus doesnt exist no, I'm keeping this fact for much later. | |
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Heavenly said: FEDREATHERS said: I suppose next time you are gonna say Santa Claus doesnt exist no, I'm keeping this fact for much later. | |
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REDBABY said:
Here are some nudist lady gnomes...
They're cute! But, you're right, RED...you NEVER see a woman gnome in the garden! They can't even do that! | |
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Heavenly said: FEDREATHERS said: I suppose next time you are gonna say Santa Claus doesnt exist no, I'm keeping this fact for much later. nooooo 
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