TheFrog said:

Get a room.

subhuman09 said:

word

TheFrog said:

A lovely day thanks honey



not interesting waiting for my hair to dry but still lovely

subhuman09 said:

we have one thanks

TheFrog said:

Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.

Cry two tears in a bucket-fuck it.

lollyp0p said:

The bedding department at Harrod's doesn't count.

subhuman09 said:

have you got a secret camera on me???

*looks about suspiciously*

lollyp0p said:

Please wave, my customers are growing impatient.

I have sooooo much shit to do today... Friday... .... might as well be Monday..... oh well....

Anybody wanna play with me? No?.....

Guess I gotta get back to work then..... DAMMIT!

kendogg said:

I'll play

kendogg said:

i want to play

lollyp0p said:

You cant play, you greedy bitch, you have already been shagged, had breakfast and got germs.. Leave my ekndogg alone..

REDBABY said:

Now now ..... there's plenty of Ken for everyone.....

kendogg said:

But I want ALL that PLENTY ken

Wait, wait-who the fuck is ekndogg?

My god if you're gonna kick somebody's ass with a folding chair at least don't develop dyslexia.

REDBABY said:

sorry i'll leave you to it then
I only wanted to play monopoly

lollyp0p said:

(I get to be the thimble!)

subhuman09 said:

i got the Car or the Boot!

TheFrog said:

Maybe we should make Org Monopoly.

Nah, that'd just cause people to talk to us more.



(If people don't respond I'll just die.)

subhuman09 said:

There aren't enough forums for the streets though. unless we made various Orgers' houses the places we had to visit in reality when we rolled the dice.

maybe that's going too far.

lollyp0p said:

Ok But you must Go To Jail straight away, do not pass go, do not collect £100

TheFrog said:

Actually that's not a bad idea.

LADIES AND GENTS:

Post your address to this thread and TheFrog and subby will make YOUR home part of Org Monopoly!

Please leave an access key and give details as to where we may find your valuables in order to better protect them!

Help become part of history!

(We could always have Anal Sex Rd., Anal Sex St., Anal Sex Pkwy.)

(...what's reality?)

subhuman09 said:

i can't believe nobody wants us to loot...er...visit their houses.

At this rate the game is going to involve only Jail, Parking, Chance and Community Chest.

TheFrog said:

And GO!

Bung on the stations too, nobody lives in stations, except bums, do we have any bum orgers?

FEDREATHERS said:

I'm not mentioning any names because that would be unfair , but i do know that there are police in Edinburgh Waverley train station who are assigned specifically to ridding the platform of a particular bum (codenamed "Project McMeekle".)

TheFrog said:

We only have the best intentions!



(McMeekle's been raiding the garbage again!)

REDBABY said:

but I'm such a good girl

lollyp0p said:

bullshit

Spookymuffin said:

language little spooky ben

lollyp0p said: