Here's a link:

http://www.gale-edit.com/...b_meat.htm

Sounds like it's basically processed fish-paste made to look like crab meat.
Does this change your mind about pickin' up a big bucket of this stuff at the grocery store? Will simply thinking of something else while you're eating it make it go down easier?
I think I'll stick with something natural, like hot dogs.

now odyssey, there's a question i wanna ask, but do i REALLY want to know why you were researching imitation crab meat?

Anxiety said:

*ahem*

Oh yeah, you had to spoil eating my lunch

OdysseyMiles said:

luv4u said:

Sorry, just thought I'd put it out there...

OdysseyMiles said:

care for some crab rangoon?

Anxiety said:

Dude, that looks mighty tasty. That is, if it's real crab.

OdysseyMiles said:

You're just finding out NOW that there is no actual crab in imitation crab meat? That's why it's called "imitation".

minneapolisgenius said:

Girl, I knew there was no real meat in it!
I just found "how it's made" pretty interesting.

OdysseyMiles said:

well, the box calls it "carb rangoon" (so trendy ), but it says here that it's made with real elmer's school glue!

minneapolisgenius said:

maybe he wants to believe, like on x-files.

Anxiety said:

Elmer's? Then hey, that's different! I'mm'a enjoy dat right there!

Anxiety said:

"The Matrix is telling me that this imitation crab is juicy, buttery and delicious..."

Hopkins no care. Hopkins eat im-o-tashun or real crab. Nummy!

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

Then again, you eat turds out of a litterbox, so your taste is somewhat questionable!

JediMaster said:

Humans no appreciate the great taste of kitty-box crunchies! You miss out!!

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

JediMaster said:

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

Oh, this thread is lovely.

Yeah, and people told me seeing Super Size Me and seeing how chicken nuggets were made would make me stop eating them. Nope! You can't tell me that that boot-shaped nugget ain't really the chicken foot.

alllllrighty. who's up for a nice, moist, ripped-from-the-pouch bowl of tender vittles then?

Fish heads, fish heads,
Roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum,

In the morning,
laughing happy fish heads,
In the evening,
Floating in the soup.

Fish heads, fish heads,
Roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum.

Ask a fish head anything you want to,
They won't answer, they can't talk.

Fish heads, fish heads,
Roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum

I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Fish heads, fish heads,
Roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum.

They can't play baseball,
They don't wear sweaters,
They're not good dancers,
They don't play drums.

Fish heads, fish heads,
Roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum

Roly-poly fish heads
are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants
with Oriental women, yeah

Fish heads, fish heads,
Roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads,
Eat them up, yum, yeah.

OdysseyMiles said:

Aah, don't stop!

BorisFishpaw said:

MMMmmmmm..... Yummy!!!!

"It is mostly composed of fish myofibrillar proteins."

See. Who knew?



Having a "happy to be a vegetarian" moment.

Seriously, I've always wondered what that shit was. But never enough to actually go and look it up. Gotta love the org.

JediMaster said:

Is Kitty Roca really THAT much worse than. . .fish myofibrillar proteins? I dunno. I'm just askin'.

tackam said:

Does it taste similar to crab meat?

doctormcmeekle said:

You should cook some up in that shiny new toaster of yours.