today I couldn't believe it. I can't wait to tell my parents.

WTF??

Geritzla said:

If you bring a friend then we will only need one more person. So what do you say. YOu can meet me here

Buca Di Beppo
11757 Harbor Blvd.
Garden Grove, CA 92840
714-740-2822

Hope they give you their blessing.



(Heard Delirium Cordia yet?)

subhuman09 said:

my dad just laughed at me and mom slapped me in the face

mrbungle said:

...and you're sure the goat wasn't in the room?

mrbungle said:

I think I'll.....PASS!!!!

subhuman09 said:

I don't know anything about goats and stick to the topic cuz there aint no goat in dis part of da cuntry

Geritzla said:

Pretty Please

I promise it will be fun and who's to say Supa might not be the third person. Maybe if it happens my mom won't slap me in the face again.

mrbungle said:

You can't just have it flown in?



(I'd rather talk about Mike Patton.)

althom said:

WTF is that supposed to mean. I'm sure you couldn't come up with a good thread like this. I mean it's straight up classic, it's hard, it true

especially coming from a clown. But then what could I expect from someone made tin and cheap tin at that.

subhuman09 said:

OU818: How bout dem girls of porn

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...

mrbungle said:

mrbungle said:

Sheer poetry.

althom said:

your lame you can't even get into costume. I mean look at your hands there human what's up with that mr tin


[Edited 9/16/04 16:40pm]

one more thing

what hell is this supposed to mean

They're my postcards that I'm sending to people.

althom said:

ok

Everybody knows...

ALMOST doesn't count!!

I am game.....just need to find two willing people....preferably one guy and a girl

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

A girl? I thought you said that you didn't "swing that way."

matt said:

I love to keep ya'll guessing

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Hey, if you want a threesome with a male and a female, I know a place in Seattle where you'd likely have no trouble. As a young, attractive, bisexual/bi-curious female, you'd find yourself in very high demand.

WTF is this? This sounds like it came from West Virginia