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Reply #30 posted 09/16/04 10:18am

LittleWillie

Geritzla said:

LMAO!!!!

Poor Little Willie!!!

If you got the extension, you wouldn't have to do her for so long...

Even better, get a girlfriend with a smaller...ummm...you know, then she won't complain and you won't be sick to the stomach. Just something to think about!

She's skinny. Her brother thinks she's too young for me.
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Reply #31 posted 09/16/04 10:19am

LittleWillie

Zelaira said:

Leave Her! No ORAL SEX? Find ANOTHER WOMAN who Loves ya and Tells ya Ya Dick is The Best she's Ever Had. The woman should be LOVING EVERY Part of You....

Should I get mad if she asks me to eat a lot of Mentos afterwards?
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Reply #32 posted 09/16/04 10:21am

LittleWillie

TheFrog said:

LittleWillie said:


Do you swallow?


are you getting off on this? confused

I have it hard getting off. I pre-ejaculate. It's a problem.
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Reply #33 posted 09/16/04 10:23am

LittleWillie

Zelaira said:

Listen, tell her to do Anal if ya Small! You'll be PERFECT for that.. Get her to get into that . Use a Vibrator if she needs More than ya Dick. Personally I Hate HUGE Dicks Cause they Hurt. I Don't Know how Anyone can Take It and especially Anal. I Would get Injured. It's scary something so Big like that.... I Know Alot of Women dig Size but truth be told Smaller is Better. I Could Never handle someone like TOMMY LEE..WAY BIG...HUGE.. Not into All That. Think Totally GROSS .... Smaller is MUCH BETTER!!!

I tried anal that's when she ask me what do I think about a penis extension.
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Reply #34 posted 09/16/04 10:29am

Zelaira

Eat alot of Mentos? Why? Brush ya Teeth. Obviously she wants More Dick so She Has a Problem. I would be Outta there if I was a Man and my Woman said That to me. I would be OFFENDED that she wasn't into ME! Women Have No IDEA how they Hurt Men with Some of Their Comments. O.k. I wouldn't wanna be with Very Small but Average -8 inches is Alright. Granted 2 or 3 inches is Not Gonna really Do much . But I knew a couple of guys one was 10 inches and another 11 and there was No way to do anything. Ya maybe ya can get 1/3 in but not the whole thing.
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Reply #35 posted 09/16/04 10:31am

Heavenly

LittleWillie said:

Too much of oral sex can make you have an upset stomach. HAve you ever felt this after long hours of oral sex?

Just tell the truth, you're too lazy to give her oral sex.
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Reply #36 posted 09/16/04 10:35am

LittleWillie

Heavenly said:

LittleWillie said:

Too much of oral sex can make you have an upset stomach. HAve you ever felt this after long hours of oral sex?

Just tell the truth, you're too lazy to give her oral sex.

I like oral sex but sometimes I get sick. Shouldn't she give the favor back?
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Reply #37 posted 09/16/04 10:37am

LittleWillie

Zelaira said:

Eat alot of Mentos? Why? Brush ya Teeth. Obviously she wants More Dick so She Has a Problem. I would be Outta there if I was a Man and my Woman said That to me. I would be OFFENDED that she wasn't into ME! Women Have No IDEA how they Hurt Men with Some of Their Comments. O.k. I wouldn't wanna be with Very Small but Average -8 inches is Alright. Granted 2 or 3 inches is Not Gonna really Do much . But I knew a couple of guys one was 10 inches and another 11 and there was No way to do anything. Ya maybe ya can get 1/3 in but not the whole thing.

I should find another woman huh? I hate hanging out at the Mall though and I can't skate.
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Reply #38 posted 09/16/04 10:43am

Heavenly

LittleWillie said:

Heavenly said:


Just tell the truth, you're too lazy to give her oral sex.

I like oral sex but sometimes I get sick. Shouldn't she give the favor back?

Of course she should.
but I never get an upset stomach from oral sex. and I could go for hours.... batting eyes
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Reply #39 posted 09/16/04 10:46am

Tyson

Heavenly said:

LittleWillie said:

Too much of oral sex can make you have an upset stomach. HAve you ever felt this after long hours of oral sex?

Just tell the truth, you're too lazy to give her oral sex.



falloff
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Reply #40 posted 09/16/04 10:47am

LittleWillie

Heavenly said:

LittleWillie said:


I like oral sex but sometimes I get sick. Shouldn't she give the favor back?

Of course she should.
but I never get an upset stomach from oral sex. and I could go for hours.... batting eyes

If she keeps this up, I'm gonna show my true colors.
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Reply #41 posted 09/16/04 10:47am

Zelaira

She should Reciprocate. Some Women Hate it. I'm telling ya if ya Sex life is wacked ya Never gonna be happy. It's gotta Fly. Fix it or ya Gotta leave. I could Never stay if I was Unhappy. Talking bout Sexual Organs is a No,No....
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Reply #42 posted 09/16/04 10:49am

LittleWillie

Zelaira said:

She should Reciprocate. Some Women Hate it. I'm telling ya if ya Sex life is wacked ya Never gonna be happy. It's gotta Fly. Fix it or ya Gotta leave. I could Never stay if I was Unhappy. Talking bout Sexual Organs is a No,No....

I thought about sneaking a large dildo in the bed with us. Soon as the lights go out, I'd go to work. That's crazy huh?
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Reply #43 posted 09/16/04 10:57am

Anxiety

Zelaira said:

Listen, tell her to do Anal if ya Small! You'll be PERFECT for that.. Get her to get into that . Use a Vibrator if she needs More than ya Dick. Personally I Hate HUGE Dicks Cause they Hurt. I Don't Know how Anyone can Take It and especially Anal. I Would get Injured. It's scary something so Big like that.... I Know Alot of Women dig Size but truth be told Smaller is Better. I Could Never handle someone like TOMMY LEE..WAY BIG...HUGE.. Not into All That. Think Totally GROSS .... Smaller is MUCH BETTER!!!


you should see that movie "the brown bunny". if you think tommy lee is big, ay yay yay...plus i think the movie would be right up your alley. nod
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Reply #44 posted 09/16/04 11:01am

Heavenly

LittleWillie said:

Zelaira said:

She should Reciprocate. Some Women Hate it. I'm telling ya if ya Sex life is wacked ya Never gonna be happy. It's gotta Fly. Fix it or ya Gotta leave. I could Never stay if I was Unhappy. Talking bout Sexual Organs is a No,No....

I thought about sneaking a large dildo in the bed with us. Soon as the lights go out, I'd go to work. That's crazy huh?

Yes. it's crazy. it could help with foreplay though.
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Reply #45 posted 09/16/04 11:10am

Zelaira

I will when it comes here. Howard Stern used to talk about his wife and her Vibrator...
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Reply #46 posted 09/17/04 11:31am

SassyBritches

LittleWillie said:

SassyBritches said:

i'm not so sure about oral sex with women but i have sucked a lot of cock and i've NEVER had an upset stomach...

Do you swallow?

if i'm really into it. was that an invite? lol
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Reply #47 posted 09/17/04 11:47am

heybaby

magnificentsynthesizer667 said:

No one should eat bread for that long.

lol
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Reply #48 posted 09/17/04 5:34pm

Case

Just get her some Alka Seltzer...
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Reply #49 posted 09/17/04 5:36pm

2the9s

heybaby said:

magnificentsynthesizer667 said:

No one should eat bread for that long.

lol


This may sound weird, but I really like that avatar!

It would be good to sketch!
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Reply #50 posted 09/17/04 5:40pm

althom

avatar

2the9s said:

heybaby said:


lol


This may sound weird, but I really like that avatar!

It would be good to sketch!

Perv!
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Reply #51 posted 09/18/04 12:12pm

Savannah

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Well isn't that SPECIAL
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Reply #52 posted 09/18/04 2:02pm

magnificentsyn
thesizer667

You must be one of them pussy monsters Zel was telling us about.
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Reply #53 posted 09/19/04 1:09pm

LarrytheGOD

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Case said:

Just get her some Alka Seltzer...

Make it a double
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Reply #54 posted 09/20/04 10:07am

heybaby

2the9s said:

heybaby said:


lol


This may sound weird, but I really like that avatar!

It would be good to sketch!



thanks, i never thought of it as a sketch but now that you mention it your right smile
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