GooeyTheHamster said:[quote]Is your pantyhose-line straight or curved?
I don't wear any.
What are you wearing?
boxers. that's all I wear. really
Tight boxerbriefs here. Grey ones from the H&M
I just checked: tight black ones from WE
I like tight...do you like my tight boxerbriefs?
I'm not sure yet. Can you post a picture?


Did you ever shave your pubic hair in a certain shape?
Ehm, no. I shaved it off tho.
You smooth right now?

I should again...
a bit of hair is ok, long as you don't carry a chimp on your lap
Unless the chimp is called POOK. But no. I keep it smooth. I am just a hairy MF, it grows back eveytime!
Same here. I have to mow the lawn every once in a while. Otherwise, I'm
sure my ass will be mistaken for a yack one day



What's your favourite car color?
silver/grey metalic
"Gimme you name and number...."
it's not a cabriolet
In some cases this does not matter;

does it matter in this case? I couldn't find a picture of a silver one

The roof is too high for me to put my feet up against....looks like the pope mobile. YOU can be the president...
BEEYATCH
No free ride to Marbeilla for you then, obviously



Is your couch leather or cotton?
cotton
Not stain proof?
who thinks about stains when you're getting down on it?
"No,no, that toothepaste!"

Next couch should be leather indeed!
Gimme a wet wipey, hehehe
Eeuw, what the hell do you do on your couch then?


What is your favourite lube?
K.Y.
Bad in combination with condoms...
tell me more
They tell me a substance in the KY messes with the integrity of the condom. Ask Dawntreader.
Jeez. Just like Prince said in PropsNPoundz. Weird.
"I just might have to....rape you...."

I don't think I've played that game before. How does it go?


Was your mother a virgin before her marriage?
not sure
not sure?!
well I am sure, but I don't want to come off as boring heheh
Nothing wrong with a virginal mother. Jesus had one too.
does that mean I'm a messiah?
The flaming queen messiah. Your disciples will be hairdressers and visagists.
Nikky Clark will be my personal assistant and confidante. If you're a
good boy I will ask Leco if he'll wax your furry ass once in a while



How much money have you got on your bank account?
not enough

you wanna make a donation?
Nah, was just hoping to marry rich, thassal.
Me too! We should book a trip to Marbeilla!
Deal, you pay my trip too, obviously!
It's the pope mobile or NO deal :gay fingersnapping inserted here:

Do you think Prince should wear underwear?
only if he visits nebraska
Thermo!
thermo is kinda sexy -on the right person
Does this 'right person' wear army boots too?
Yes, please! He would also be a biker
bicicle will have to do in your case...
Will it?
I just fucked up my bicicle the other day cuz I quit smoking and gained 30 !!
pounds over the last month. I jumped the curb with it and the tire busted hehe
I was so proud of myself I could have cried


Prince is SO gay!

He probably thinks this thread is about him
I bet that in the end, he won't give us credit for it
We'l sue
Have you still got Londell on your speed dial?
Not after I had him. He likes it ruf n hard, but squeals liek a lil' piggie. Just the way I like it.
who would have thought


What to do when your dick is so big it hurts the ladies?
become a gay porn star
Any faves?
I don't know many. Really . KC Hart was kinda nice tho
Maxx Diesel, in a strictly porn kind of way.
I totally suck at names. The Sean Cody guys are usually nice to

Which of the 70 Sean Cody movies I have do you mean?
tease!


Does anal sex on a woman make a man half homosexual?
don't think so. It might make him half straight tho.
Hehehe. Good answer!

GROO-VAY!
that sounds SO gay
BUTT-aliscious!


Have you ever imagined your parents having sex?
no
No?

My imagination is just too wild...
I'd rather think of something else heheh
Okay, in this one I am your daddy.

that is wrong in SO many ways



Prince cannot sing Little Girl Candy's Parade! That's SO dissing Wendy!
that is SUCH an American statement
Like, why?
Like, it's like, I mean, like, you know dude.
Totally, dude.
where is Christopher anyway?
Cleaning house over at Cloudbuster's?
wearing nothing but a cheesecloth string I bet! The fuckers!


Have you ever tasted your own cum?
yes
kinky. every man has
upside down oh god, too much info, tooo much info
Hehehe. Lean boy. Thanks for IMAGE OF THE DAY now firmly planted in my head
Me too. In fact, I think I just turned myself on

Cummin in yer own mouth... I hope you made pictures.
wood wood wood, fuck man, I'm at my job here!

What is better; female or male orgasm?
male
True.
Nuf said indeed.
what about TWO male orgasms?
OOoh, nice equation! 1+1+1+1+1+1+1
Daisy....Chain

Sinister! I wanna have your baby!
I don't
Is it the impregnation that scares you or the stretchmarks?
Both! Plus, where the hell is it gonna come out of?
If Arnold can, you can too.
But what if you would not be able to get to hospital in time
once the baby appeared to be descending down the birth canal?
I mean, can you imagine a head the size of a small melon as
it pushes through your pee pee?

I am sure there are people who are into that... the internet
sure shows you loads of things you never wished you'd seen.
Yes it does. It can be scary sometimes


Noodlesoup! I wanna get dirtay with you in a car somewhere!
what is dirtay? can't we just fuck?
Dirtay is hard penetrative sex, rimming and maybe some spanking. But just fucking'll do.
matter of fact, dirtay sounds just fine
Right!
And Noodlesoup will struggle at first (like we like it) but soon he'll be our bitch. Really. I have it all figured out. We gonna make Noodle GRUNT...
I'd love to. We'll make him squeel like a little piggy OINK


Have you ever cheated on your wife/husband? Or engaged a threesome including him/her?
not completely and not completely
More details and more details.
I've never had a husband. I've never had a treasome with a husband

Ahaaaaa. Hehehe. Owww. I get it. Rephrase then; ever had a 3some?

Recently???

No not recently. Must have been more than a year ago now. I'm in my
conservative year now

i have never heard this rumor. but the reason that KY is crap, is because it dries out so quickly. i like silicon based lubricants much better !

oil, butter, fat (vaseline!) harms the condom though.



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Personally, I've always been a Crisco kinda guy myself

bananacologne said:

stop flirting

Is your pantyhose-line straight or curved?
I don't wear any.
What are you wearing?
boxers. that's all I wear. really
Tight boxerbriefs here. Grey ones from the H&M
I just checked: tight black ones from WE
I like tight...do you like my tight boxerbriefs?
I'm not sure yet. Can you post a picture?

I have "other" pictures, but none featuring the briefs...yet...

Did you ever shave your pubic hair in a certain shape?
Ehm, no. I shaved it off tho.
You smooth right now?

I should again...
a bit of hair is ok, long as you don't carry a chimp on your lap
Unless the chimp is called POOK. But no. I keep it smooth. I am just a hairy MF, it grows back eveytime!
Same here. I have to mow the lawn every once in a while. Otherwise, I'm
sure my ass will be mistaken for a yack one day

Nothing wrong with some hair on a man, yack references begone!

What's your favourite car color?
silver/grey metalic
"Gimme you name and number...."
it's not a cabriolet
In some cases this does not matter;

does it matter in this case? I couldn't find a picture of a silver one

The roof is too high for me to put my feet up against....looks like the pope mobile. YOU can be the president...
BEEYATCH
No free ride to Marbeilla for you then, obviously

Ermmm. My unimaginably long legs might reach after all..... (mumblin in background; the mutha never said anything about Free, he didn't...)

Is your couch leather or cotton?
cotton
Not stain proof?
who thinks about stains when you're getting down on it?
"No,no, that toothepaste!"

Next couch should be leather indeed!
Gimme a wet wipey, hehehe
Eeuw, what the hell do you do on your couch then?
1+1+1+1+1= a mess on the couch...

What is your favourite lube?
K.Y.
Bad in combination with condoms...
tell me more
They tell me a substance in the KY messes with the integrity of the condom. Ask Dawntreader.
Jeez. Just like Prince said in PropsNPoundz. Weird.
"I just might have to....rape you...."

I don't think I've played that game before. How does it go?
A blindfold, a huge cross and lots of rope. And a cockring or two...

Was your mother a virgin before her marriage?
not sure
not sure?!
well I am sure, but I don't want to come off as boring heheh
Nothing wrong with a virginal mother. Jesus had one too.
does that mean I'm a messiah?
The flaming queen messiah. Your disciples will be hairdressers and visagists.
Nikky Clark will be my personal assistant and confidante. If you're a
good boy I will ask Leco if he'll wax your furry ass once in a while

I'll keep me own butt-crack smooth, thankee sir. No Leco near me or I'l get aggresive.

How much money have you got on your bank account?
not enough

you wanna make a donation?
Nah, was just hoping to marry rich, thassal.
Me too! We should book a trip to Marbeilla!
Deal, you pay my trip too, obviously!
It's the pope mobile or NO deal :gay fingersnapping inserted here:
YOU can be the president, I'd rather be the Pope.... deal. You chaufeuring me around appeals to me hugely...

Do you think Prince should wear underwear?
only if he visits nebraska
Thermo!
thermo is kinda sexy -on the right person
Does this 'right person' wear army boots too?
Yes, please! He would also be a biker
bicicle will have to do in your case...
Will it?
I just fucked up my bicicle the other day cuz I quit smoking and gained 30 !!
pounds over the last month. I jumped the curb with it and the tire busted hehe
I was so proud of myself I could have cried

Awwww. But you should be. Did you gain cuz you started comfort eating? I am a big weigth yoyo....it all depends on my mood.

Prince is SO gay!

He probably thinks this thread is about him
I bet that in the end, he won't give us credit for it
We'l sue
Have you still got Londell on your speed dial?
Not after I had him. He likes it ruf n hard, but squeals liek a lil' piggie. Just the way I like it.
who would have thought
I am sure Prince hasn't got a clue!

What to do when your dick is so big it hurts the ladies?
become a gay porn star
Any faves?
I don't know many. Really . KC Hart was kinda nice tho
Maxx Diesel, in a strictly porn kind of way.
I totally suck at names. The Sean Cody guys are usually nice to

Which of the 70 Sean Cody movies I have do you mean?
tease!
No, serious. I looooove the natural guys of that site. Really. My highspeed internet i sheaven for such things....

Does anal sex on a woman make a man half homosexual?
don't think so. It might make him half straight tho.
Hehehe. Good answer!

GROO-VAY!
that sounds SO gay
BUTT-aliscious!

What? Too gay? You should see my colleagues. Common, did I strike you as gay at the Prince party? Be honest!

Have you ever imagined your parents having sex?
no
No?

My imagination is just too wild...
I'd rather think of something else heheh
Okay, in this one I am your daddy.

that is wrong in SO many ways
The wrong part is that you like the idea, right? Or do you wanna be MY daddy? I am into that too.

Prince cannot sing Little Girl Candy's Parade! That's SO dissing Wendy!
that is SUCH an American statement
Like, why?
Like, it's like, I mean, like, you know dude.
Totally, dude.
where is Christopher anyway?
Cleaning house over at Cloudbuster's?
wearing nothing but a cheesecloth string I bet! The fuckers!
I hear Christopher leopard print cheescloth matches Buster's couch pattern. A leather couch, I wager.

Have you ever tasted your own cum?
yes
kinky. every man has
upside down oh god, too much info, tooo much info
Hehehe. Lean boy. Thanks for IMAGE OF THE DAY now firmly planted in my head
Me too. In fact, I think I just turned myself on

Cummin in yer own mouth... I hope you made pictures.
wood wood wood, fuck man, I'm at my job here!
No toilet near?

What is better; female or male orgasm?
male
True.
Nuf said indeed.
what about TWO male orgasms?
OOoh, nice equation! 1+1+1+1+1+1+1
Daisy....Chain
I'll invite Chris and Buster...

Sinister! I wanna have your baby!
I don't
Is it the impregnation that scares you or the stretchmarks?
Both! Plus, where the hell is it gonna come out of?
If Arnold can, you can too.
But what if you would not be able to get to hospital in time
once the baby appeared to be descending down the birth canal?
I mean, can you imagine a head the size of a small melon as
it pushes through your pee pee?

I am sure there are people who are into that... the internet
sure shows you loads of things you never wished you'd seen.
Yes it does. It can be scary sometimes
And that is how far we'll go on this part of the thread...

Noodlesoup! I wanna get dirtay with you in a car somewhere!
what is dirtay? can't we just fuck?
Dirtay is hard penetrative sex, rimming and maybe some spanking. But just fucking'll do.
matter of fact, dirtay sounds just fine
Right!
And Noodlesoup will struggle at first (like we like it) but soon he'll be our bitch. Really. I have it all figured out. We gonna make Noodle GRUNT...
I'd love to. We'll make him squeel like a little piggy OINK
MMMMM.... I havent seen any recent pictures of Noodles' Noodles.... lemme drop him a lil' Orgnote.

Have you ever cheated on your wife/husband? Or engaged a threesome including him/her?
not completely and not completely
More details and more details.
I've never had a husband. I've never had a treasome with a husband

Ahaaaaa. Hehehe. Owww. I get it. Rephrase then; ever had a 3some?

Recently???
No not recently. Must have been more than a year ago now. I'm in my
conservative year now
well, me too. But as soon as I'll burst out of it I will be in Marbeilla!!!!

dawntreader said:

Okay, so I messed up KY with vaseline then. Sorry. KY just dries up quicker than you can say "MIND THE LEATHER COUCH!"

GooeyTheHamster said:

So whatcha wearing in them if you're not wearing briefs?



True, altho a nice smooth, clean canvas is best to work on



Well, there's free and then there is "Free" I'll make your legs hit
the roof yet. (:mummbles'andmakeyousqueellikeapiggy'



My, young man, you sure do conjure some explicit images. I wonder,
is there an emoticon depicting "wood" ??





Don't mind me, I'm just pitchin' my tent right here




I don't know. Do you have a license? Then we could take turns





Well, gaining weight was the objective since I was too much of a skinny mf
to begin with. Now I'm finally starting to look like a normal built guy







The internet is not always a scary place




Well, no. You seemed like a cool enough guy.



this is heading for soliciting young man!

Cloudbuster said:

heheh.



in fact, there was.







had a reply yet? or has he joined the witness protection program?



you will be too tired and worn out (and dehydrated) once we get to Marbeilla.
you'll need at least two days and nights of complete rest.

pffff
yer quoting has fucked up the reply with quote function...
Now I cant be bothered to play anymore....

Is your pantyhose-line straight or curved?
I don't wear any.
What are you wearing?
boxers. that's all I wear. really
Tight boxerbriefs here. Grey ones from the H&M
I just checked: tight black ones from WE
I like tight...do you like my tight boxerbriefs?
I'm not sure yet. Can you post a picture?
I have "other" pictures, but none featuring the briefs...yet...
So whatcha wearing in them if you're not wearing briefs?
Who said I am wearing anything in them pics?

Did you ever shave your pubic hair in a certain shape?
Ehm, no. I shaved it off tho.
You smooth right now?
I should again...
a bit of hair is ok, long as you don't carry a chimp on your lap
Unless the chimp is called POOK. But no. I keep it smooth. I am just a hairy MF, it grows back eveytime!
Same here. I have to mow the lawn every once in a while. Otherwise, I'm
sure my ass will be mistaken for a yack one day
Nothing wrong with some hair on a man, yack references begone!
True, altho a nice smooth, clean canvas is best to work on
I kinda like both, but smooth is best. Makes oral more fun.

What's your favourite car color?
silver/grey metalic
"Gimme you name and number...."
it's not a cabriolet
In some cases this does not matter;
does it matter in this case? I couldn't find a picture of a silver one
The roof is too high for me to put my feet up against....looks like the pope mobile. YOU can be the president...
BEEYATCH
No free ride to Marbeilla for you then, obviously
Ermmm. My unimaginably long legs might reach after all..... (mumblin in background; the mutha never said anything about Free, he didn't...)
Well, there's free and then there is "Free" I'll make your legs hit
the roof yet. (:mummbles'andmakeyousqueellikeapiggy': )
My first bf divided my interests in FROWNERS and GRUNTERS. Guess what I am.

Is your couch leather or cotton?
cotton
Not stain proof?
who thinks about stains when you're getting down on it?
"No,no, that toothepaste!"
Next couch should be leather indeed!
Gimme a wet wipey, hehehe
Eeuw, what the hell do you do on your couch then?
1+1+1+1+1= a mess on the couch...
My, young man, you sure do conjure some explicit images. I wonder,
is there an emoticon depicting "wood" ??
Norwegian Wood?

What is your favourite lube?
K.Y.
Bad in combination with condoms...
tell me more
They tell me a substance in the KY messes with the integrity of the condom. Ask Dawntreader.
Jeez. Just like Prince said in PropsNPoundz. Weird.
"I just might have to....rape you...."
I don't think I've played that game before. How does it go?
A blindfold, a huge cross and lots of rope. And a cockring or two...
Don't mind me, I'm just pitchin' my tent right here
Mmmmm. It's cold out, I think I have to get in the tent to warm up....

How much money have you got on your bank account?
not enough
you wanna make a donation?
Nah, was just hoping to marry rich, thassal.
Me too! We should book a trip to Marbeilla!
Deal, you pay my trip too, obviously!
It's the pope mobile or NO deal :gay fingersnapping inserted here:
YOU can be the president, I'd rather be the Pope.... deal. You chaufeuring me around appeals to me hugely...
I don't know. Do you have a license? Then we could take turns.
We'll certainly take turns, but not riding the car....soory mate, I am a diva; I get driven around.

Do you think Prince should wear underwear?
only if he visits nebraska
Thermo!
thermo is kinda sexy -on the right person
Does this 'right person' wear army boots too?
Yes, please! He would also be a biker
bicicle will have to do in your case...
Will it?
I just fucked up my bicicle the other day cuz I quit smoking and gained 30 !!
pounds over the last month. I jumped the curb with it and the tire busted hehe
I was so proud of myself I could have cried
Awwww. But you should be. Did you gain cuz you started comfort eating? I am a big weigth yoyo....it all depends on my mood.
Well, gaining weight was the objective since I was too much of a skinny mf
to begin with. Now I'm finally starting to look like a normal built guy
Always be YOURSELF. Even if it includes a beertummy.

What to do when your dick is so big it hurts the ladies?
become a gay porn star
Any faves?
I don't know many. Really . KC Hart was kinda nice tho
Maxx Diesel, in a strictly porn kind of way.
I totally suck at names. The Sean Cody guys are usually nice to
Which of the 70 Sean Cody movies I have do you mean?
tease!
No, serious. I looooove the natural guys of that site. Really. My highspeed internet i sheaven for such things....
The internet is not always a scary place
True.

Does anal sex on a woman make a man half homosexual?
don't think so. It might make him half straight tho.
Hehehe. Good answer! GROO-VAY!
that sounds SO gay
What? Too gay? You should see my colleagues. Common, did I strike you as gay at the Prince party? Be honest!
Well, no. You seemed like a cool enough guy.


Have you ever imagined your parents having sex?
no
No?
My imagination is just too wild...
I'd rather think of something else heheh
Okay, in this one I am your daddy.
that is wrong in SO many ways
The wrong part is that you like the idea, right? Or do you wanna be MY daddy? I am into that too.
this is heading for soliciting young man!
Would not be the first time...

Prince cannot sing Little Girl Candy's Parade! That's SO dissing Wendy!
that is SUCH an American statement
Like, why?
Like, it's like, I mean, like, you know dude.
Totally, dude.
where is Christopher anyway?
Cleaning house over at Cloudbuster's?
wearing nothing but a cheesecloth string I bet! The fuckers!
I hear Christopher leopard print cheescloth matches Buster's couch pattern. A leather couch, I wager.
soliciting
I am sure Buster has enuf $$$, he doesn't seem to have any hobbies besides Kate Bush and we KNOW she hasn't released anything the last decade...

Have you ever tasted your own cum?
yes
kinky. every man has
upside down oh god, too much info, tooo much info
Hehehe. Lean boy. Thanks for IMAGE OF THE DAY now firmly planted in my head
Me too. In fact, I think I just turned myself on
Cummin in yer own mouth... I hope you made pictures.
wood wood wood, fuck man, I'm at my job here!
No toilet near?
in fact, there was.
So, no grunter after all?

What is better; female or male orgasm?
male
True.
Nuf said indeed.
what about TWO male orgasms?
OOoh, nice equation! 1+1+1+1+1+1+1
Daisy....Chain
I'll invite Chris and Buster...

Noodlesoup! I wanna get dirtay with you in a car somewhere!
what is dirtay? can't we just fuck?
Dirtay is hard penetrative sex, rimming and maybe some spanking. But just fucking'll do.
matter of fact, dirtay sounds just fine
Right!
And Noodlesoup will struggle at first (like we like it) but soon he'll be our bitch. Really. I have it all figured out. We gonna make Noodle GRUNT...
I'd love to. We'll make him squeel like a little piggy OINK
MMMMM.... I havent seen any recent pictures of Noodles' Noodles.... lemme drop him a lil' Orgnote.
had a reply yet? or has he joined the witness protection program?
Well, if another handle is called that, then yeah. ANd he replied he likes being famous. That is SO gay.

Ahaaaaa. Hehehe. Owww. I get it. Rephrase then; ever had a 3some?
Recently???
No not recently. Must have been more than a year ago now. I'm in my
conservative year now
well, me too. But as soon as I'll burst out of it I will be in Marbeilla!!!!
you will be too tired and worn out (and dehydrated) once we get to Marbeilla.
you'll need at least two days and nights of complete rest.
Mmmm. Sleeping on the beach I am sure I am well equiped to that as long as people do not mistake me for a beached whale...

Maybe you should go to the doctor and get yourself a penis, so you can be as gay as U want and find out all those things for yourself.

THREAD OF THE YEAR! Thanks Gooey and Isten. That's some falling of my chair funny shit y'all wrote!!!

And for the record, I do have to say it made me sad when I heard him sing "Little Girl Candy" on the tour.