Hello folks, my name is Dave, and I'd like to introduce you all to my dog, Hopkins. He is a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, and he is quite intelligent. In fact, he's so smart, I've decided to give him his own thread here on the Org! So folks, here's your chance to partake of the wisdom that is Hopkins The Corgi!!!

Dave nice. He feed me. He give me com-pooter. He give me treats. Treats nummy. Com-pooter not nummy. Com-pooter taste like stale free-toes.

Dave say I tell you ad-vise. I give good ad-vise. Dave say I type good for a dog. Dave say I em-press-sive, since I not have o-posable-thumb. I no can open doors.

If you lose someone's child, is it fair to replace it with a new one?

how many times should i say, "flibble flobble" in the next hour?

TheFrog said:

I think you should say nothing but flibble flobble in the next hour.

Cloudbuster said:

i accept your challenge!


(prays the boss doesn't come in to speak to him)

TheFrog said:

In a high-pitched voice if at all possible.

subhuman09 said:

We could repeatedly squeeze one ball each to ensure success.

Cloudbuster said:

flibble flobble.

subhuman09 said:

Dog next door run away. Next door people buy new dog that look same. Kid next door not know that he got new dog. New dog pee on everything. Hopkins no like new dog.

People can do same thing with kid. All people look the same to Hopkins.

TheFrog said:

That's the spirit, my boy.

TheFrog said:

I prefer helium, the ball thing-that's all you Cloudbuster.

Cat shit from an Iams-fed cat is crunchier and tastier than cat shit from a Whiskas-fed cat, yet 9 out of 10 owners feed their cats Whiskas. Why is this ?

TheFrog said:

You should no say "flibble flobble". You should say "Hopkins good dog" for next hour.

subhuman09 said:

Sorry. Was I getting carried away?

AsylumUtopia said:

Whiskas cheep. People no like to spend money. Silly people use pieces of paper that smell bad to trade for food. People sweet, but dumb sometimes.

Best for crunchy poop is Alley-Cat. Alley-Cat cat food make poop real crunchy and real tasty. Cat poop nummy!!

Cloudbuster said:

Unless you meant using a vice grip, I support that.

Just not one for being hands-on when it comes to that.

subhuman09 said:

flibble flobble

subhuman09 said:

It's a deal! Now where's the little green bastid gone?

Cloudbuster said:

Man across street get carried away once. He was real loud, and drinking something that look like pee. Men with lights on top of car carry him away. I think they take him to vet.

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HopkinsTheCorgi said:

Curious... Altho' it was probably McMeekle.

Cloudbuster said:

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Cloudbuster said:

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Cloudbuster said:

His name Bee Kay Duboyoo.

Cloudbuster said:

TheFrog said:

No! "Hopkins good dog". You say wrong thing.

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

Oh! Yeah, him too.

TheFrog said:

Surely you misread that.

I was talking about using a vice grip on Cloudbuster.