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I Am A Human Fortune Cookie!!! I am a human fortune cookie!!! Post a picture of a robot to this thread and I will tell your fortune!!! *
WHAT YA WAITIN' FAH?! 
*i am not responsible for your future, your past or your present; i am also not responsible for any resultant itching, swelling, nausea, constipation, sexual side effects, discoloration of fingers and/or toes, headaches (including migranes), shy bladder, IBS, epstein-barr syndrome, cholera, bubonic plague, halitosis, dry hair, or any other symptoms that in any way may or may not result from my telling your fortune. oh, and don't give me any grief if you get a crappy fortune from me because it's like SO not my problem. | |
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I'm a human pu pu platter..... | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: big ass robot picture
you will be attacked by a tribe of senior citizen gambling addicts and served as burrito meat at a pot luck event; blue is your lucky color. | |
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jerseykrs said: I'm a human pu pu platter.....
i've heard that about you. you should meet the human renuzit cone. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: big ass picture of big assed robot
You will wear a bonnet three times in the next 12 months. One of those times will be just because you think you look good in it. Beware of earthtones, artichokes, bombs. | |
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Are you afraid of clowns Anx?  | |
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CarrieMpls said: robot that looks like one of those keychains you squeeze and the eyeballs pop out
whilst begrudgingly dining on a mcdonald's salad shaker, you will discover a crouton shaped exactly like the head of yvonne de carlo. you will put it up for auction on eBay; sadly, nothing will happen. but what the hell - it's a damn crouton. your lucky number is 7; i advise against drinking lemon fresh joy over the next six months. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Are you afraid of clowns Anx?
SILENCE, EARTHLING!!! YOU ARE INTERRUPTING MY PSYCHIC FLOW!!!! 
i'm kinda scurred of clowns...  | |
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Anxiety said: i advise against drinking lemon fresh joy over the next six months.
 I wonder if ultra concentrated Dawn will be OK... |
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tackam said: a little red x in a box but i will take it anyway
your car will be replaced by an emu. your sofa will be replaced by the del rubio triplets (google 'em). your television will be replaced by your sofa. somehow, it will all work out. kind of. you will come into a sum of money at some point which you will then spend. | |
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Good! Give me my fortune! | |
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althom said: something vulgar and nasty
...it's....it's just too horrible...i can't even mention your fortune...i'm nauseated just thinking about it...not even ALTHOM deserves this fortune!!! horrors....HORRORS!!!!! 
- oh, and avoid madras prints. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said:
Good! Give me my fortune! 
where's my damn robot?!? | |
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Anxiety said: tackam said: a little red x in a box but i will take it anyway
your car will be replaced by an emu. your sofa will be replaced by the del rubio triplets (google 'em). your television will be replaced by your sofa. somehow, it will all work out. kind of. you will come into a sum of money at some point which you will then spend. Yeah, that's pretty much what I figured. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: i advise against drinking lemon fresh joy over the next six months.
I wonder if ultra concentrated Dawn will be OK...with a little grenadine or rose's key lime juice, i'm sure you'll be just fine.  | |
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tackam said: Yeah, that's pretty much what I figured.
that is because i am an ACTUAL PSYCHIC.* *no. actually, no i'm not. | |
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Anxiety said: Muse2NOPharaoh said:
Good! Give me my fortune!
where's my damn robot?!? 
You were saying? | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said:
You were saying?  | |
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Anxiety said: tackam said: Yeah, that's pretty much what I figured.
that is because i am an ACTUAL PSYCHIC.* *no. actually, no i'm not. Me too. That's probably why we're on the same page.* *if by "same page" you mean "totally full of horseshit and lovin' it" | |
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Anxiety said: Muse2NOPharaoh said:
You were saying? Alright alrighhhhhttttt I'll comply!
This better be good!
Be right back! | |
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Ok wheres my fortune? | |
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 Where did that come from?  Thats not a robot! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Where did that come from? Thats not a robot! | |
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applekisses said: ghastly death's head image
you will unroll a fruit roll-up and it will contain the meaning of life. of course, by "meaning of life" i mean rat droppings. but i didn't say the meaning of life was anything to write home about. over the next week, avoid wearing burlap, steel wool, rye bread. | |
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