Hmm ~ chuckles ~

next questions ...

who is going to take your nude pics ?

will your skin be wet, oiled or dry ?

will you have a rose in your teeth ?

color or black and white ?

indoors or outdoors ?

baring your penis or seductivly hiding it ?

eyes open or closed ?

see ...i'm a photographer

i need to know these things

~winks~

Dear sinister, I'm currently bothered with the following problem:

I am the administrator of Windows 2000 domain named nwtraders.mstf. I installed a DHCP server at one of our branch offices, I created a scope that has 60 IP addresses. Users in the branch office inform that each time they restart their computers they receive the following error message “DHCP is unavailable.” I investigated by using the DHCP audit log, which displays the following activity:

ID Date,Time,Description,IP Address,Host Name,MAC Address
00,12/05/99,01:19:56. ,Started,,,
54,12/05/99,01:19:57,Authorization failed,,nwtraders.msft

I want to ensure that my users no longer receive the DHCP errors. What should I do?

(A) Run the Jetpack command
(B) Reconcile all scopes
(C) Authorize the DHCP scope
(D) Authorize the DHCP server


please help!

Dear Sinister:

yesterday I was giving myself a pedicure and I noticed that my second toe is a little longer than the big toe.... I cried, I screamed.....what can I do so that no one notice my deformed toe.....


Sincerely....


little big toe long second toe chick.....

Wanna fuck?

REDFEATHERS said:

~~ laughs her A** off ~~

okay ... another question

if you 2 do ...

can i take the pics ?

Are you single?

Have a great day. Here's a for ya.

U're 6'4...YUMMMMM!!!!

Dear Sinister,

I've noticed lately that a dead nun and a dog also have Q/A threads, much like this one. I myself did a couple a while back for geek questions. How did you become such a trendsetter?

how come everytime i go to sleep i dream about a giant missile launching into space?

subhuman09 said:

Because love was around before rent and money.....And that quote was meant for those days not for now....But if you are a gigalo love actually will pay the rent so in some cases that saying stays true.....

Mach said:

who is going to take your nude pics ? I will haven't decided just yet but more than likely a professional.....

will your skin be wet, oiled or dry ? I can do wet really well (or at least Ive gotten compliments when I get out the shower) or Dry so probably both.....oiled yuck no way

will you have a rose in your teeth ? Umm no roses too many thorns

color or black and white ?Color

indoors or outdoors ? Indoors

baring your penis or seductivly hiding it ? It would be hard to hide..... Umm I don't mind showing it I ain't scurred

eyes open or closed ? open

Natisse said:

Whats the matter sweetie?

How do you pour beer in a stein without having a large foamy head?

And is the beer any good, will I be drunk after three pints?

Duncelot said:

I personally cannot answer that question....but this site may lead you to the answers better than I http://www.developerfusio...fault.aspx

Rhondab said:

Rhonda the answer to your question is no one will notice this toe.....Your beauty is far too overwhelming for someone to focus on such a thing....and if someone says their second toe is not longer than their big toe then THEY are the freaks! (cause that shit ain't normal)

Okay, he's cheating. Someone take away his Google privileges.

REDFEATHERS said:

yes...of course

MrJoker said:

Mach said:

Sure....but I hope you can stand all the sexy!

luv4u said:

As a superstar I have many women....but I always room for one as pretty as yourself

Geritzla said:

JediMaster said:

The fact that almost every thread that has been created here on the org have been done by someone else says that no one here is a trendsetter.....But the great thing about the Q&A thread is that depending on who started it no one will get the same kind of questions or exposure....I will get questions that others who have done threads like this do not....

Also whoever is starting these threads....their answers depending on who it is are entertaining and perhaps suprising to some....maybe showing a side or opinion that others did not know they had....

So in conclusion there is no such thing as a trendsetter on the org

sinister said:

nothing really...thanks for the

3bogs said:

This is more a question for Janfriend but I will give you my answer.....You want to work in a condom factory....but you lack the courage to make the career change....(you thought I was going to say you want to be penetrated by a large penis huh?)

UncleGrandpa said:

http://www.madville.com/l...=72443&t=4 This is the article that goes with this wonderous device that may help you with your "large foamy head" problem...


As for getting drunk on three pints that all depends on your alcohol tolerance level which varies from individual to individual.....So if you got drunk on three before the odds are good it will happen again...

sinister said:

~ smiles ~

oh yeah ... not a problem !

sinister said:

DUUUUUDDDDDEEEEE!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!! AA, here's I comes?!?!!?!!!

UncleGrandpa said:

lol

Mach said: