TheFrog said:

Do people eat spotted dick?



(...Why?)

TheFrog said:

It no coincidence. I poo cheg skits a lot!

subhuman09 said:

I no know. Dave say he eat poosey last night. Why he eat cat? Cat nice! Cat make snacks for Hopkins!

Dear Hopkins,

Are you as excited about the new season of "Smallville" as I am???

JediMaster said:

Everytime Hopkins see Lana Lang, he happy he can lick himself!

Dear Hopkins,

How do you feel about American Idol?? Personally, I think it sucks shit through a straw!

JediMaster said:

Bad singers make Hopkins ears hurt. Make Hopkins howl! Simon annoying, Jackson guy ugly, and Paula Abdul dumber than retarded toy poodle!

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

dont let 2the9s hear you say that!!!

so, why do dogs sniff each other's butts???

Ashtheking said:

Because every butt smell different! No smell bad to us!!! It like handshake to people. Why you guys shake hands??

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

umm...i guess because hands seem more sanitary than asses??

Ashtheking said:

Hands nasty! Use hands for everything! Touch lots of nasty stuff! Butts just used for pooping!

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

well....if you put it like that....


uh, nope. its still nasty!

Ashtheking said:

Humans are narrow minded! Butts smell good, except for 2the9s. His butt smell like tire factory.

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

So, Hopkins. Do you have lots of bitches??

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

Me? Never.

JediMaster said:

No. Hopkins live with a girl weenie-dog, but she not put out. Most other dogs Hopkins knows are boys, and Hopkins don't swing that way.

Some dogs Hopkins knows aren't either one. Dog down street named "Zach" used to be boy, but now I not know what he is. Zach used to have two small friends like Hopkins does, but John (that guy who live with Zach) take Zach to doctor. Doctor take Zach's friends! Now Zach no care about the bitches, and get fat! John get fat too! Hopkins think that doctor take John's friends too! Doctor bad bad bad bad bad!

Cloudbuster said:

That good. Funny cig-o-retts smell good, but make you act like kitty does when she eat cat-nip.

Hopkins,
Are you looking for a girlfriend? My sister has a Pembroke Corgi named Julie. She looks quite a bit like you and is single!

hi hopkins! i just wanted to say congratulations because there's a town in minnesota named after you! i can see why though, your coat is shiny and your ears delicately perky. you're lookin good, buddy. lookin real good. welcome to the ORG

applekisses said:

Hopkins always looking for hot bitch! Nothing around but boy dogs, and a frigid weenie dog! Give me the digits!

HopkinsTheCorgi said:

She lives in Florida, is that a problem?

XxAxX said:

Thank you! I no know there a town in mini-soda named after me! Dave drink sodas all the time. Maybe they name it because of him? Dave say he name me after Welsh actor. Welsh actor scare me though. He play mean man who eat other people. Scary man!!

applekisses said:

Dave say Florida get hit by lots of her-o-canes. Her-o-canes have lots of lightening. Hopkins no like lightening!! Tell her move to Texas!

hopkins

what is your favorite food, aside from cat crap?

Ashtheking said:

Cow nummy. Chicken nummy. Piggies nummy. Hopkins like meat. Hopkins also like veggies. Hopkins love to eat.

do you do any tricks?

Isn't it called "Welsh Corbi Pembroke" instead of the other way around?

Ashtheking said:

Hopkins sit. Hopkins shake. Hopkins speak. Hopkins type on com-pooter!

Dave have roommate once. Roommate have girlfriend. Roommate say he breaking up with girlfriend because he find out she do tricks when he not home. Girlfriend's tricks must not have been as good as Hopkins!

Teacher said:

Sometimes they are listed as "Welsh Corgi, Pembroke" or "Welsh Corgi, Cardigan". More often than not, they list "Pembroke" or "Cardigan" first. Either would be correct.