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Ask Hopkins The Corgi (volume 1) Hello folks, my name is Dave, and I'd like to introduce you all to my dog, Hopkins. He is a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, and he is quite intelligent. In fact, he's so smart, I've decided to give him his own thread here on the Org! So folks, here's your chance to partake of the wisdom that is Hopkins The Corgi!!!
Dave nice. He feed me. He give me com-pooter. He give me treats. Treats nummy. Com-pooter not nummy. Com-pooter taste like stale free-toes. Dave say I tell you ad-vise. I give good ad-vise. Dave say I type good for a dog. Dave say I em-press-sive, since I not have o-posable-thumb. I no can open doors. | |
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If you lose someone's child, is it fair to replace it with a new one?
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how many times should i say, "flibble flobble" in the next hour?
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TheFrog said: how many times should i say, "flibble flobble" in the next hour?
I think you should say nothing but flibble flobble in the next hour. | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: how many times should i say, "flibble flobble" in the next hour?
I think you should say nothing but flibble flobble in the next hour. i accept your challenge! (prays the boss doesn't come in to speak to him) | |
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said: I think you should say nothing but flibble flobble in the next hour. i accept your challenge! (prays the boss doesn't come in to speak to him) In a high-pitched voice if at all possible. | |
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subhuman09 said: In a high-pitched voice if at all possible.
We could repeatedly squeeze one ball each to ensure success. | |
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Cloudbuster said: subhuman09 said: In a high-pitched voice if at all possible.
We could repeatedly squeeze one ball each to ensure success. flibble flobble. | |
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subhuman09 said: If you lose someone's child, is it fair to replace it with a new one?
Dog next door run away. Next door people buy new dog that look same. Kid next door not know that he got new dog. New dog pee on everything. Hopkins no like new dog. People can do same thing with kid. All people look the same to Hopkins. | |
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TheFrog said: flibble flobble.
That's the spirit, my boy. | |
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said: We could repeatedly squeeze one ball each to ensure success. flibble flobble. I prefer helium, the ball thing-that's all you Cloudbuster. | |
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Cat shit from an Iams-fed cat is crunchier and tastier than cat shit from a Whiskas-fed cat, yet 9 out of 10 owners feed their cats Whiskas. Why is this ? Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. | |
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TheFrog said: how many times should i say, "flibble flobble" in the next hour?
You should no say "flibble flobble". You should say "Hopkins good dog" for next hour. | |
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subhuman09 said: I prefer helium, the ball thing-that's all you Cloudbuster.
Sorry. Was I getting carried away? | |
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AsylumUtopia said: Cat shit from an Iams-fed cat is crunchier and tastier than cat shit from a Whiskas-fed cat, yet 9 out of 10 owners feed their cats Whiskas. Why is this ?
Whiskas cheep. People no like to spend money. Silly people use pieces of paper that smell bad to trade for food. People sweet, but dumb sometimes. Best for crunchy poop is Alley-Cat. Alley-Cat cat food make poop real crunchy and real tasty. Cat poop nummy!! | |
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Cloudbuster said: subhuman09 said: I prefer helium, the ball thing-that's all you Cloudbuster.
Sorry. Was I getting carried away? Unless you meant using a vice grip, I support that. Just not one for being hands-on when it comes to that. | |
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subhuman09 said: Cloudbuster said: Sorry. Was I getting carried away? Unless you meant using a vice grip, I support that. Just not one for being hands-on when it comes to that. flibble flobble | |
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subhuman09 said: Cloudbuster said: Sorry. Was I getting carried away?
Unless you meant using a vice grip, I support that. Just not one for being hands-on when it comes to that. It's a deal! Now where's the little green bastid gone? | |
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Cloudbuster said: subhuman09 said: I prefer helium, the ball thing-that's all you Cloudbuster.
Sorry. Was I getting carried away? Man across street get carried away once. He was real loud, and drinking something that look like pee. Men with lights on top of car carry him away. I think they take him to vet. | |
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: Man across street get carried away once. He was real loud, and drinking something that look like pee. Men with lights on top of car carry him away. I think they take him to vet.
Curious... Altho' it was probably McMeekle. | |
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Cloudbuster said: .
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said: .
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: | |
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Cloudbuster said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: Man across street get carried away once. He was real loud, and drinking something that look like pee. Men with lights on top of car carry him away. I think they take him to vet.
Curious... Altho' it was probably McMeekle. His name Bee Kay Duboyoo. | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said: Unless you meant using a vice grip, I support that. Just not one for being hands-on when it comes to that. flibble flobble No! "Hopkins good dog". You say wrong thing. | |
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: Cloudbuster said: Curious... Altho' it was probably McMeekle.
His name Bee Kay Duboyoo. Oh! Yeah, him too. | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said: Unless you meant using a vice grip, I support that. Just not one for being hands-on when it comes to that. flibble flobble Surely you misread that. I was talking about using a vice grip on Cloudbuster. | |
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