Just thought I'd share this funny lil email I got!


NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go
to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's
depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy
and loneliness by reminding you of how
awful they were as teenagers and how you
couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women.
Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size,
decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo,
can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup
trucks.

F L I P I T O Increases life expectancy of commuters
by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women.
Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a
better person . Can we get naked now?"

B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to
shopping. Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I NRelieves headache caused
by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T! A spray carried in a purse or wallet to
be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers
in elevators or on airplanes.

N A G A M E T When administered to a husband, provides
the same irritation level as nagging him
all weekend, saving the wife the time
and trouble of doing it herself.

PurpleThunder said:

i could just do with a fairygodmother anyone got her number????

lollyp0p said:

how about a fairy godfather? well, minus the fairy.....LOL

but I'll grant you wishes!!!

PurpleThunder said:[quote]B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to
shopping. Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.


Gotta get me some of that

lollyp0p said:

PT

Good morning

jerseykrs said:

yay

can i win the lottery??

lollyp0p said:

ella731 said:

Mornin ella! How was your weekend? How's Lily?

subhuman09 said:

is that a yes then???

can i have it in english pounds though??

lollyp0p said:

Damn transfer rate.

Of course.


[Edited 9/14/04 6:18am]

lollyp0p said:

Me too! I'll take either one...Fairy Godmother or a Fairy Godfather!!