Two lawyers in a big law firm were working so hard and long hours, and could never get a vacation.
One day one of them said "Hey! I've got an idea how to get some time off!"
The second lawyer asks "Well? how???!"
The first lawyer looks around to see that none of the bosses are in the office. When he sees that the room is clear, he jumps on the table, kicks a hole in the ceiling and hangs upside down from that hole.
Suddenly one of the bosses comes in and screams "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
The lawyer says "Hey, I'm a light balb!"
The boss immidiently says "You need a vacation! I don't want to see you here for at least 2 days!"
The lawyer climbs down, packs his stuff and goes home.
The other lawyer packs his stuff too. When the boss sees this, he asks him "And where do you think you're going?"
The lawyer answers "Hey! I can't work in the dark!"

ha.

Somebody fnally laughed at the joke
I'm a rich man now

0101010101010101010101010 said:

A pro-lawyer lawyer joke/

well okay, not exactly 'pro-lawyer', but smelly fat lawyers take what they can get.

wordorino.