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PrintableAnxiety said: applekisses said: ghastly death's head image
you will unroll a fruit roll-up and it will contain the meaning of life. of course, by "meaning of life" i mean rat droppings. but i didn't say the meaning of life was anything to write home about. over the next week, avoid wearing burlap, steel wool, rye bread. Damn! That rules out wearing my rye bread evening gown with steel wool stoll and burlap shoes!  | |
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applekisses said: Damn! That rules out wearing my rye bread evening gown with steel wool stoll and burlap shoes!  DON'T DO IT!!! | |
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applekisses said:  Ohhhhh you cheater weater! I come up with 2 lethal clowns! ( Well one accidentally  ) and all I get is nothing you cop a pick of althom and your avoiding steel wool!  whatever! | |
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..and most these robots came off of google page 1! Cheesy lazy people!  | |
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| I am not bitter or anything! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: applekisses said: Ohhhhh you cheater weater! I come up with 2 lethal clowns! ( Well one accidentally ) and all I get is nothing you cop a pick of althom and your avoiding steel wool! whatever!I'm not a cheater! I'm resourceful! 
PLUS...the rule was to post a pic of a robot...not a scary clown! That would be Sinister's thread  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: I am not bitter or anything!why can't you just follow the stinkin' RULES is what i want to know?! you are incurring my psychic wrath with your ursurpful behavior! and if there's anything i can't stand, it's being ursurped! you ursurper! ursurping motherursurper! knock it off with the ursurping already, and post a dang robot so i can tell you yer stinkin' fortune! SHEESH!!!! | |
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Anxiety said: sinisterpentatonic said: big ass picture of big assed robot
You will wear a bonnet three times in the next 12 months. One of those times will be just because you think you look good in it. Beware of earthtones, artichokes, bombs. Anx! after reading my fortune, I've started experiencing a feminine itch! 
This is all your fault!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Anx! after reading my fortune, I've started experiencing a feminine itch!
This is all your fault! OH no you don't! scroll up, itchypanties - it's all there in the FINE PRINT!!! read it and weep, sinistervagisilatonic!!! you can't sic your bloodsucking lawyers on THIS psychic friend - no sir!!! | |
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Anxiety said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: I am not bitter or anything!why can't you just follow the stinkin' RULES is what i want to know?! you are incurring my psychic wrath with your ursurpful behavior! and if there's anything i can't stand, it's being ursurped! you ursurper! ursurping motherursurper! knock it off with the ursurping already, and post a dang robot so i can tell you yer stinkin' fortune! SHEESH!!!!  Althom said if I post a robot it would be viewed by him as blasphemy and he would have various orgers get even with me in Minne! I was scared!!!!! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Althom said if I post a robot it would be viewed by him as blasphemy and he would have various orgers get even with me in Minne! I was scared!!!!! don't listen to althom! he sucks! | |
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cackles the clown goes mad! | |
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 Did I say Robot? DAMN! I meant cackles the robot! | |
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Anxiety said: althom said: something vulgar and nasty
...it's....it's just too horrible...i can't even mention your fortune...i'm nauseated just thinking about it...not even ALTHOM deserves this fortune!!! horrors....HORRORS!!!!! 
- oh, and avoid madras prints. Reported for being a sucky fortune cookie! | |
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I so don't do ignored well! | |
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althom said: Anxiety said: ...it's....it's just too horrible...i can't even mention your fortune...i'm nauseated just thinking about it...not even ALTHOM deserves this fortune!!! horrors....HORRORS!!!!!
- oh, and avoid madras prints. Reported for being a sucky fortune cookie! i see BANNED!!! in your future, how about them cookies?!? | |
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Anxiety said: althom said: Reported for being a sucky fortune cookie! i see BANNED!!! in your future, how about them cookies?!?  
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: big ass mean robot picture
Your hair styling products will come to life one day and try to attack you. Being that you are stronger than a bottle of shampoo, you will have the upper hand and tame these objects come to life, eventually taking them on the road as part of a live shampoo show. Unfortunately, you will start taking in stray bottles of conditioner and hair gel and become known as "that crazy old shampoo lady". But you will always have great lustre. Your lucky color is burnt sienna. | |
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MrJoker said: little ol' dr. who robot
you will stumble across a life-altering technological advance which involves cheese-its and construction paper. unfortunately, when you demonstrate this amazing discovery to the scientific community, you will accidentally let a big fart rip, and it will not only be particularly loud, but it will be one of the smelliest flatulences known to man. but this will lead to a second job as a greeter at walmart, should you need the extra cash...so it all works out, kind of. avoid virgos who wear tan. | |
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subhuman09 said: cute little happy egg-like robot
you will wake up one morning, sooner than you think, and you will realize that you're eartha kitt. "that explains a lot", you will think to yourself. then you'll go to denny's for a grand slam special. your lucky number is forty-leven. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: I so don't do ignored well!
SILENCE, HUMAN!!! YOU ARE INTERRUPTING MY PSYCHIC FLOW!!! | |
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lollyp0p said: big ol blue robot
you will be mistaken for an ear of corn and someone will try to butter you. thing is, you will like it and eventually you will fall in with a group of corn fetishists who will come to worship you and give you whatever you want simply to get the chance to shuck you. avoid excessive plaids. | |
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TheFrog said: little froggie robot
you will change your name to miltie frappucino and take your ventriloquist act on the road. you will be such a horrible ventriloquist that a bystander will eventually call the authorities and you will be placed under psychiatric supervision. it is in the loony bin that you will learn how to knit potholders and thus find your true calling, eventually becoming known as the great potholder svengali. your lucky color is pea green. | |
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Anxiety said: TheFrog said: little froggie robot
you will change your name to miltie frappucino and take your ventriloquist act on the road. you will be such a horrible ventriloquist that a bystander will eventually call the authorities and you will be placed under psychiatric supervision. it is in the loony bin that you will learn how to knit potholders and thus find your true calling, eventually becoming known as the great potholder svengali. your lucky color is pea green. 
thank you so much! i am seriously crap at ventriloquism, and i've always known that i'd be placed under psychiatric supervision at some point. 
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Anxiety said: lollyp0p said: big ol blue robot
you will be mistaken for an ear of corn and someone will try to butter you. thing is, you will like it and eventually you will fall in with a group of corn fetishists who will come to worship you and give you whatever you want simply to get the chance to shuck you. avoid excessive plaids. 
i love to be worshiped it's my favourite pass time 
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Anxiety said: althom said: Reported for being a sucky fortune cookie! i see BANNED!!! in your future, how about them cookies?!?  | |
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