I saw this the other week. It's from The Sport so it's not likely to be true.

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what about PURPLE ones

Cloudbuster said:

are you seriously suggesting The Sport might not be 100% accurate!!

next you'll be telling me that their front page exclusive that Elvis's skull was found on the moon isn't true.

You have insulted my honour. i demand satisfaction.

TheFrog said:

Oh! Shut your fucking mouth.

Cloudbuster said:

TheFrog said:

TheFrog said:

Tony Livesey lives about 10 minutes walk from where I live. I believe everything the man says!

Cloudbuster said:

TheFrog said:

soulyacolia said:

who's Tony Livesey?

i like the name though. sounds like a friendly footballing nickname, like, "over here, Livesey".

Cloudbuster said:

oh! will you just shut the fuck up!

TheFrog said:

Cloudbuster said:

TheFrog said:

Cloudbuster said:

TheFrog said:

Tony Livesey is the erm 'Mastermind' behind the whole Sport empire. Remember seeing a documentary on The Sport where they were studiously doing the 'nipple count' for that Sundays edition! Oh and taking pictures of a cow that had markings that looked like Jimmy Hill's profile! Fascinating stuff

soulyacolia said:

i do remember an edition which had both elvis' skull (it may have been hitler's) found on the moon

AND

details of a woman who had given birth to a turtle. Stories like that - who needs reality, really.

TheFrog said:

There's a pic in here of you with your boobies out.

Cloudbuster said:

are you suggesting i am horizontally challenged?

TheFrog said:

Cloudbuster said:

this is how i keep in trim. as you can see, i'm gradually losing weight.















watch the fucker not hyperlink and red 'x' me.

TheFrog said:

Marvellous.

Do you finish off by settling down with a lard pie?

Cloudbuster said:

have i eaten you? i don't recall...

TheFrog said:

Ouch! Erm, I mean...

Mach said:

That's one angry pussycat

AndGodCreatedMe said:

really


she's just smiling and sending out love

pussys are often misunderstood