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What are your favorite condiments to use? This is a letter from Dan Savage's most recent column. (He's the Dear Abby for the new millenium), and reason #7,779,311 why I refuse to have a roommate.
My roommate uses condiments to lubricate his penis when he beats off. He tries to be sneaky when he takes mayonnaise or ketchup out of the kitchen, but I’ve seen him do it. When he does, a rhythmic slurping sound can soon be heard over the radio that he only turns up loud when he beats off. I am seriously disgusted because he puts the condiments back into the refrigerator when he’s finished. I don’t want to make things weird, but I also don't want to use the same condiments he’s used to lube up his dick when he beats off. How do I make him stop? Check out Savage’s reply here...  [Edited 9/10/04 22:14pm] | |
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wrong forum!!!!!  | |
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Wrong forum | |
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miracle whip 
With tomato slices, sharp cheddar, and salt on toasted whole wheat mmmm | |
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Neither.  | |
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suomynona said: This is a letter from Dan Savage's most recent column. (He's the Dear Abby for the new millenium), and reason #7,779,311 why I refuse to have a roommate.
My roommate uses condiments to lubricate his penis when he beats off. He tries to be sneaky when he takes mayonnaise or ketchup out of the kitchen, but I’ve seen him do it. When he does, a rhythmic slurping sound can soon be heard over the radio that he only turns up loud when he beats off. I am seriously disgusted because he puts the condiments back into the refrigerator when he’s finished. I don’t want to make things weird, but I also don't want to use the same condiments he’s used to lube up his dick when he beats off. How do I make him stop? Check out Savage’s reply here... [Edited 9/10/04 13:55pm]   | |
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 those letters are funny. The title of your thread threw me off at first though. I was getting ready to respond with "just chilli and mustard"    looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: those letters are funny. The title of your thread threw me off at first though. I was getting ready to respond with "just chilli and mustard" looks like you were only 1 out of 2 people that actually read the entry  | |
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hans wishes to ask on who would the condiments be used?
hans-why would you possibly use mustard on someone of the female gender? ...what kind of sandwich? | |
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Grr! It used to say "Mayo or Miracle Whip?" | |
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conch5184 said: miracle whip
With tomato slices, sharp cheddar, and salt on toasted whole wheat mmmm Salt? | |
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| Miracle whip??? | |
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Only a little salt and not the tangy Miracle Whip, and only a little of that, too. | |
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conch5184 said: Grr! It used to say "Mayo or Miracle Whip?"
it doesn't matter, you didn't read what i posted anyways  | |
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I prefer jalapeno juice.
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| Thats hilarious! | |
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BlueEyedAngel said: Thats hilarious!to me what's hilarious is the responses that don't read my entry at all hehe... | |
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suomynona said: conch5184 said: Grr! It used to say "Mayo or Miracle Whip?"
it doesn't matter, you didn't read what i posted anyways I read it, I just didn't put two and two together.  | |
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BlueEyedAngel said: Thats hilarious!whoa, someone read the entry... | |
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