J0eyC0c0 said: BabyGirl said: I think I need to see it to believe it | |
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I'm a Prince freak dont know if anyone noticed U led me on thinking u was moses. Hurtin sheep blinded through a fantasy | |
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I have really bit tonsils and bad allergies...so, I snore like a maniac | |
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applekisses said: I have really bit tonsils and bad allergies...so, I snore like a maniac
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My first concert was Kenny G.
(I was young.) | |
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I cant believe I am actually going to admit this....but I still listen to New Kids on The Block.....but only sometimes....I swear!
So hard to bring myself to hit the post response button! | |
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BlueEyedAngel said: I cant believe I am actually going to admit this....but I still listen to New Kids on The Block.....but only sometimes....I swear!
So hard to bring myself to hit the post response button! That's one of the worst one's yet..... I mean NKOTB....?!? | |
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jizzinparis said: For real, everytime i fuck, i used to taste my sperm...
I eat bananas and pineapple cause it supposed to give it good taste. It works but i checked everytime... Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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I was at my friends grandmothers wake & they did a memorial thing where people would speak....this was like 12 years ago..I was sitting next to a mutual friend of ours..and the room was crowded, all people sitting and it was so quiet you could of heard a pin drop ..I very casually whisppered into my friends ear.."God is it dead in here" all the time my friends grandmother was laying 10 ft in front of me & our mutual friend...needles to say insert foot into mouth...we still laugh to this day about this. She suddenly got up & made a very fast dash to the bathroom where we could hear muffled laughing & her hitting the wall with her hand because she was laughin so hard. It is hysterical now when we think of it....even our friend who is the womans granddaughter laughs about it. I honestly didn't think when I spoke..obviously...until it was already out there...lol Oh gosh..I am chuckling right now thinking of it..lol "Let me take you away from here.........forever" | |
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I have no gag reflexes so I get bugged about that all the time, at parties my friends always try to get me to swallow the bottom end of the beer bottle, my one guy friend has pics and teases me that he wants to start a website. It never fails tho, if I ever have a date with me and we're out drinking with my friends, one of my guy friends always mentions to my date something about my "abilities" and tells him to think of the possibilities...Nice huh! Hopefully they'll get over it someday! lol | |
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Kellie said: I was at my friends grandmothers wake & they did a memorial thing where people would speak....this was like 12 years ago..I was sitting next to a mutual friend of ours..and the room was crowded, all people sitting and it was so quiet you could of heard a pin drop ..I very casually whisppered into my friends ear.."God is it dead in here" all the time my friends grandmother was laying 10 ft in front of me & our mutual friend...needles to say insert foot into mouth...we still laugh to this day about this. She suddenly got up & made a very fast dash to the bathroom where we could hear muffled laughing & her hitting the wall with her hand because she was laughin so hard. It is hysterical now when we think of it....even our friend who is the womans granddaughter laughs about it. I honestly didn't think when I spoke..obviously...until it was already out there...lol Oh gosh..I am chuckling right now thinking of it..lol
Thank god for this forum, without it, I would never have heard a story like this. That is priceless. | |
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PurpleThunder said: I have no gag reflexes so I get bugged about that all the time, at parties my friends always try to get me to swallow the bottom end of the beer bottle, my one guy friend has pics and teases me that he wants to start a website. It never fails tho, if I ever have a date with me and we're out drinking with my friends, one of my guy friends always mentions to my date something about my "abilities" and tells him to think of the possibilities...Nice huh! Hopefully they'll get over it someday! lol
see, why do you tell the other orgers things like that?? hope you have room in your orgnote box.....LOL | |
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Last week I went into the mens toilets by mistake , the old guy in there looking happy enough to see me however | |
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Steadwood said: Spill you!!! | |
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Here I go...
My boyfriend was staying at his mom's house to protect her from her abusive husband I spent the night there and when I woke up I had to pee REALLY bad! I got out of bed and I couldnt stand up straight. I had to walk through the living room,the kitchen and down the hallway to get to the bathroom I was waddling down the hall way and I didnt make it, I peed right in front of the bathroom door. I looked up and I saw her cat sitting on her bed staring at me I go into the bathroom ( no need to sit on the toilet now!) grab some toilet paper and clean up my mess Check myself in the mirror Walk back through the kitchen and BAM! there's his mom drinking cofee!!!!! Did she see me piss!!!?? I dont know,cuz I was too busy was waddling by... I said good morning and ran back to my man's room "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Ocean said: Steadwood said: Spill you!!!I thought it was the ladies too Well it was weekend | |
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Steadwood said: Ocean said: Spill you!!!
I thought it was the ladies too Well it was weekend | |
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Ocean said: Steadwood said: I thought it was the ladies too Well it was weekend Geee thanks ...You sure know how to ..er...flatter me | |
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I never missed a boyzone concert ( Boyband )
EVER i still have a boyzone keyring,hat,multiple t-shirts and programs and i still watch there videos..... | |
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lollyp0p said: I never missed a boyzone concert ( Boyband )
EVER i still have a boyzone keyring,hat,multiple t-shirts and programs and i still watch there videos..... Ok, that's just a cry for help. | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: I never missed a boyzone concert ( Boyband )
EVER i still have a boyzone keyring,hat,multiple t-shirts and programs and i still watch there videos..... Ok, that's just a cry for help. ermmmm SHUT IT SPICE GIRLS FAN!!! i bet you even have spiceworld the movie subhuman | |
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lollyp0p said: subhuman09 said: Ok, that's just a cry for help. you have such great taste! KISS ME! SPICE GIRLS FAN!!! i bet you even have a degree subhuman Well at least you're finally making sense. | |
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i spilt coffee on my t-shirt, my trousers and my bed this morning.
this is not an irregular occurence. | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: you have such great taste! KISS ME! SPICE GIRLS FAN!!! i bet you even have a degree subhuman Well at least you're finally making sense. LOL you make me giggle silly subhuman | |
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TheFrog said: i spilt coffee on my t-shirt, my trousers and my bed this morning.
this is not an irregular occurence. I really hope your gonna wash those bed clothes | |
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lollyp0p said: subhuman09 said: Well at least you're finally making sense. LOL you make me giggle silly subhuman I'm looking into business cards-that could work. "silly subby-for all your time and brain cell killing needs since 1629." | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: i spilt coffee on my t-shirt, my trousers and my bed this morning.
this is not an irregular occurence. I really hope your gonna wash those bed clothes i doubt it. | |
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PurpleThunder said: I have no gag reflexes so I get bugged about that all the time, at parties my friends always try to get me to swallow the bottom end of the beer bottle, my one guy friend has pics and teases me that he wants to start a website. It never fails tho, if I ever have a date with me and we're out drinking with my friends, one of my guy friends always mentions to my date something about my "abilities" and tells him to think of the possibilities...Nice huh! Hopefully they'll get over it someday! lol
I just want to say that I have always loved you and will you marry me..... Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive.... | |
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