After much training, Sinister (who insisted that I call him Pai Mei) assisted me with my first ever thread to catch fire.

I am forever indebted to you.

I swear, if someone poison's you, I vow to find them and pull out their eye with my hand.



Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year one double-ought three, the head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down a road, contemplating whatever it is that men of Pai Mei's infinite powers contemplate--which is another way of saying, "Who knows?"--when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road, travelling in the opposite direction...

When the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable gesture of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned...

Was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known are the consequences...

The next morning, Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple, and demanded that the temple's head abbot offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find that Pai Mei was inconsolable...

So began the Massacre at the Shaolin Temple, and all sixty of the monks inside, at the Fists of the White Lotus, and so began the legend of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm Exploding Heart technique...

--David Carradine as "Bill" in Kill Bill, vol. 2

So he's your sensei??

David Carradine is my baby daddy.

TheFrog said:

I wish I was Uma's babies daddy.....

jerseykrs said:

oh yeah, she's my baby daddy too.

i have a few.

lollyp0p said:

yes, they are crazy aren't they lollyp0p.....

jerseykrs said:

crazy is too mild a word

jerseykrs said:

lollyp0p said:

3bogs said:

LOL, you're first on the list mister!!

jerseykrs said:

you calling me crazy?
i'm just sanitally challenged.


that somehow sounds like i don't wash. ah well, that's true too.

3bogs said:[quote]

jerseykrs said:

but you say it yourself baby

don't be mad

it's good to be

lollyp0p said:

hey lollyp0p.

c'mere sweetie.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

in Gung Fu. we dont use "Sensei" a teacher is called "Sifu" andyes i said "Gung Fu"

and for all u old Martial arts Buffs that sifu is Gordon Liu... who was in the 36 chambers aka Master Killer

I watched this film last night again and loved it!

"And that cat sinister got me another eye the next day! Beautiful, man."






"Off to go direct traffic then?"










(sinister rules. )

Is this some sort of appreciation thread? Cause if it is.....IT's ABOUT DAMN TIME!!! Thank you Jers.....Someone finally appreciates the Wu Tang style I teach.....

It's a secret.....NEVER TEACH THE WU-TANG!!! whhhaaaa-pshhhhh

I love you both-

MNlivingCA said:

well, what's NOT to love darling?!?