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a quick semi-sexually oriented question for the gents....be honest have you ever stuck your ding a ling inside of a vacuum hose while the power switch is on?   ___________________________ every so often I like to reach out and touch myself ..I guess you could say I am agressively horny and all women tell me I am a    pervert... | |
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Oh no!! This spells trouble. | |
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JustinCase said: have you ever stuck your ding a ling inside of a vacuum hose while the power switch is on?
Are you stuck again? | |
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This week?
Nope.  | |
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nope | |
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gooeythehamster said: JustinCase said: have you ever stuck your ding a ling inside of a vacuum hose while the power switch is on?
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No but I stuck my dick in a Teddy Ruxpin's mouth before.....
Me- "Yeah Teddy lets see you tell that fucking story with a dick in your mouth! Where's your friend Grubby now huh?!?!?" 
Are you fucking kidding me? Who the fuck would stick their dick in a vacuum? More importantly did the medics or Fire dept that came to assist his dumb ass kill him on sight?
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doctormcmeekle said: gooeythehamster said: Are you stuck again? Why are you laughing? You're a doctor...HELP HIM!!! Do something doctory....get the jaws of life or something! | |
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Nikster said: doctormcmeekle said: Why are you laughing? You're a doctor...HELP HIM!!! Do something doctory....get the jaws of life or something! Sorry! 
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doctormcmeekle said: Nikster said: Why are you laughing? You're a doctor...HELP HIM!!! Do something doctory....get the jaws of life or something! Sorry!
Okay, where's me box o' tricks? ohhh this thread just got better i love me some mutilation before lunch  | |
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lollyp0p said: doctormcmeekle said: Sorry!
Okay, where's me box o' tricks? ohhh this thread just got better i love me some mutilation before lunch I've got an amputation scheduled in 11.30!  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: lollyp0p said: ohhh this thread just got better i love me some mutilation before lunch I've got an amputation scheduled in 11.30! i hope very much it isn't your own head.
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doctormcmeekle said: lollyp0p said: ohhh this thread just got better i love me some mutilation before lunch I've got an amputation scheduled in 11.30! can i watch, i can assist, what are we removing????? I'm sooooo excited i can hardly wait | |
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lollyp0p said: doctormcmeekle said: I've got an amputation scheduled in 11.30! can i watch, i can assist, what are we removing????? I'm sooooo excited i can hardly wait Can't tell you exactly what I'm removing, because apparently it's confidential or something, but I can tell you, it's frog's legs for lunch! | |
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doctormcmeekle said: lollyp0p said: can i watch, i can assist, what are we removing????? I'm sooooo excited i can hardly wait Can't tell you exactly what I'm removing, because apparently it's confidential or something, but I can tell you, it's frog's legs for lunch! yeah well he doesn't need them anyway i don't even think he needs to be put to sleep lets just tie him down and listen to him scream | |
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lollyp0p said: yeah well he doesn't need them anyway They grow back anyway! Don't they?  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: Nikster said: Why are you laughing? You're a doctor...HELP HIM!!! Do something doctory....get the jaws of life or something! Sorry!
Okay, where's me box o' tricks?  ___________________________ every so often I like to reach out and touch myself ..I guess you could say I am agressively horny and all women tell me I am a pervert... | |
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doctormcmeekle said: lollyp0p said: yeah well he doesn't need them anyway They grow back anyway! Don't they? ermmmm maybe we can call it an experiment  | |
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who the hell would do such a thing?!
I mean hormones will make you do some stupid things, but I mean, that doesn't sound the least bit enjoyable. | |
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I'd give it a try if it would fit. | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: I'd give it a try if it would fit.
Try one of those little car vacs!  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: J0eyC0c0 said: I'd give it a try if it would fit.
Try one of those little car vacs!  | |
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said:  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: TheFrog said: you're all perverts  "you dangle your python in the Dyson and everything is great. you pop your hooter in the hoover and the giant awakes." | |
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