The Dude: "You figured oh, here's a loser, a deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about."

The Big Lebowski: "Well aren't you?"

The Dude: "Well yeah..."

subhuman09 said:

'It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.'

abierman said:

"My... my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!"

MOFUCKING THREAD JACKERS!

subhuman09 said:

' ...I dropped off the money exactly as per - look... man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light, and - y'know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, y'know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, y'know, given the nature of all this new shit, y'know, i-i-i-i-this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, y'know?'

jonylawson said:

'OVER THE LINE!'

abierman said:

my favourite part of my favourite movie.

abierman said:

"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

jonylawson said:

"Blow on them."

'Darkness washed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's took us on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.'

'You human paraquat! '

TheFrog said:

I've not seen it yet

stop saying what happens

"Isn't that what makes a man?"

"Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles."

lollyp0p said:

'Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!'

abierman said:

Jesus Quintana: 'I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! '

"Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!"

subhuman09 said:

'Fuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music get your own fuckin' cab!'

abierman said:

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

subhuman09 said:

'I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line that's a foul.'

abierman said:

"Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude."

subhuman09 said:

'Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.'

abierman said:

"Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude."

abierman said:

'Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.'

abierman said:

"Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?"

by the way, see my avatar?????

abierman said:

Yep.