lilmissmissy said:

They really don't seem to mind him, sometimes they accidentally trip of him, Harold seems to like that.

They do tease him a bit, yeah, I know Harold it's tough. Sorry, he's just tearing up a bit here.

You know, the guy shouldn't have to try to go down stairs to get a fish.

That one still bothers me.

Harold's whispering again...whoa, man, you can't say that on TV.

lilmissmissy said:

well you see i thought this was just another day at work, dressing the stars and such, i went into the dressing room with a few ties and a whip (for the adult channel)

subhuman got all excited and begged I MEAN begged me to do all sorts of things, i was shocked i mean i am sooooo and thats when the fight broke out

i feel so ashamed



I'm sorry viewers

I'VE BEEN FRAMED

lilmissmissy said:

Ok-not many people know this, but sometimes I like to joke around a little.

And when she smiles it's great! So to help her I was just acting a little goofy...Harold would ride me around the Green Room...just stuff like that.

lollyp0p said:

subhuman09 said:

he subjected me to penguin porn



i feel like i was violated

subhuman09 said:

Then that is not molestation...you were simply seduced?

subhuman09 said:

Dat soundz wonderful...why do you think lolly is feeling the way she is feeling?

subhuman09 said:

Oh don't cry! *audience awwwz* Now, surely you were curious too lolly?

lollyp0p said:

You told me nobody's ever done that before and you were impressed by how big their beaks were!

Now she says she hated it after she BEGS me to copy all of my Chilly Willy cartoons onto a DVD for her and just happen to throw in Penguin Tag Team 2004.

Man. I don't know what to believe from you anymore.

lollyp0p said:

Wow, penguin porn...please describe it to da peoplez at homez!!

lilmissmissy said:

All I know is she looked at me that way she does-how can you say no to that?

She got some vendor at a game to give her relish for free!!!

Can you believe that? She uses that to get what she wants.

And that day-she wanted toppings.

subhuman09 said:

Do you feel decieved sub? What about Harold, was he in on any of this?

lilmissmissy said:

i was curious yes of course i was he is surely a handsome guy but he wanted me to have a threesome with a penguin now that is just sick


i just had to defend myself missy, I didn't know what to do

i was also ashamed i really liked the idea of the penguin

what kind of girl is like that

I'm a freak

subhuman09 said:

I am just confused i don't know my own feelings anymore, i think I'm attracted to penguins

i have to see my shrink

lilmissmissy said:

This has been going on for a while actually-it all started when I left her lollypops by the radiator-which was COMPLETELY an accident-I just didn't think about it.

After that it was just, "Yeah, that's great, but it won't bring my lollypops back, now will it?"

I'm just a subhuman-I can't work miracles.

Except that goat-and that was the car battery.

subhuman09 said:

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lilmissmissy said:

I'm too ashamed to say what i witnessed



i don't want my mom to think bad of me

lilmissmissy said:

Oh sure, you get quiet now. Harold-tell her!

Yeah, yeah, I'll translate again.

OH REALLY! He's telling me now he planted those tapes because he wanted her to find them and then he could make his move.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, MAN? I TRUSTED YOU! WHEN NOBODY GAVE YOU AN ICEBOX TO BUILD A FORT OUT OF OR FISH TO EAT, I WAS THERE!

I'm movin' my chair over.

subhuman09 said:

I WANTED TO BE LOVED DAMN YOU

AND ALL YOU GIVE ME IS SICK PENGUIN PORN

lollyp0p said:

What the hell!? Do your security guards just sit on their ass and eat donuts all day?

Ow! Hey! I'll never hit a woman, so I'm putting a wig on this guy and beating the crap out of him.

Harold, you want some of this too? Don't think so man-wait...that's not a bad swing.

He lost a tooth!

subhuman09 said:

Harold, it was you???

OMG i can't believe you would do such a thing your so cute looking and I feel such an idiot

subhuman will you ever forgive me?

i can't believe i underestimated you sweetie

subhuman09 said:

i'll be just hiding under here if anyone needs me

lollyp0p said:

I forgive you, of course I do.

lolly, honey it was always you-Harold's out, I'm kicking him out-yeah you heard me!

We should start fresh, new-make our lives what we want it to be.

What I guess I'm trying to say is....

*gets down on one knee*

lolly...will you marry me?

I don't know what to say

I'm overwhelmed

lollyp0p said:

Say yes and make me the happiest subhuman in the world!

subhuman09 said:

i want someone who doesn't have a thing for penguins

you say you have changed now, but what about a few years down the road when we hit a rough patch,

You'll be down the town trying to pick up any old slut of a penguin and I'll be at home looking after your little subhumanoids

I can't live like that

i just can't

lollyp0p said:

But but...I can change, babe. I really can...

one day my prince will come and he won't have wildlife mags and chilly willy videos hidden all about the home

I would always feel like i wasn't enough for you,

no matter what i did i could never live up to you penguin fantasys




hey i tend to be crying alot today



maybe its the wrong time of the month

lollyp0p said:

Well you have your addictions too!

I brought along a couple of pictures if I may to illustrate my point!

You aren't perfect either you know:



A pug. She's OBSESSED with them, people.

And this one she keeps over our bed:





At least a penguin is clean, that's a dog! They're filthy! You know what? I can't take this anymore, I pour my heart out to you and all you think about is the penguin thing!

It was just a phase-it was the 90's-everybody was a little curious.

Can't you just get past it at all?