HELLO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME 2 DA LIL MISS MISSY TALK SHOW!!

2day I will be askin some of da most 'don't go there' questionz 2 da most 'don't go there' orgerz!!

Stay tunez for more after this break!

Ohhhh i love your threads

I can't wait

I'm waiting for peoplez!!

subhuman09 said:

Ah! Lovely. Ladiez n gentleman, let me welcome my first guest for today, he'z controversial, he'z with da program, he'z right herez wif his penguin and his name is subhuman09, everyone a warm round of applause!!

Hello subhuman09!! Is that a real penquin you have therez?

lilmissmissy said:

It actually is. His name is Harold and I bought him discount at a shop in the East Bank.

Granted they only sold Pixie Stix and cough drops, but it seemed like a reputable establishment.

Great to be here, by the way-I love your show.

how come subhuman is the first i was here before him


subhuman you attention stealing man whore

lollyp0p said:

Are we fielding questions from the audience yet?

Miss, I'm very flattered, but I can't fit the yak in the bedroom.

lollyp0p said:

Ladiez n gentleman, my wardrobe assistant lollyp0p..stop hiding behind da curtain and get up here on stage with subhuman09!!!

subhuman09 said:

OH! Thankyou, thankyou. And hello Harold!! What do you and Harold like to do in y'allz spare timez sub?

lilmissmissy said:

I'm scared now

lollyp0p said:

OH hush!! Ladiez n gentleman of da audience, da gorgeous lollyp0p!!!

lilmissmissy said:

hey look at me mom

lilmissmissy said:

Lately we've taking some knitting courses by mail-the needles come with the yarn, you make your own sweater. It was Harold's idea, he gets kinda cold out there, you know?

He actually knitted me something lovely the other day-it was a sweater with the words "Azz Fase" I guess it's a penguin dialect of some sort, but really sweet don't you think?

Harold wants to say something as well, he's whispering it to me.

No, I said you'd get the fish when we get home.

lollyp0p said:

Now you guyz...what'z all this tension!! *close up of lilmissmissy* What subhuman09 and lollyp0p don't know is, we had our camera on them in da powder room! And boy did thingz get feisty! Roll tape...


editing room glitch.
[Edited 9/9/04 1:39am]

lilmissmissy said:

THAT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT!

She comes in smiling ear to ear saying-you've gotta try this!

I had never tried it before! How was I supposed to know it was laced!

lilmissmissy said:

what can i say he is just tooooo fine to say no to, MOM TURN THE TV OFF NOW

i mean

wrong to edit
[Edited 9/9/04 1:41am]

subhuman09 said:

What kindz of conversationz do you guyz have? "Azz Fase" Wow!! I know what you'r thinking audience!! AND YES!! YOU ALL GET A SPECIAL GIFT care of subhuman09 and Harold!! "Azz Fase" sweaters for allz!!

*far shot of audience as lilmissmissy'z crew handz over da delightful sweaterz while audience squealz in delight!!*

lollyp0p said:

Well, of course that part is too.

She reminds me of better days when fur doesn't mat and there's all the toys in one big bed that you can sleep on, ok?

She makes it past this cold, dark shell and the sun shines brighter.



...this is gonna be edited before you broadcast this, right?

subhuman09 said:

Are you suggesting molestation, subhuman09? How does this make you feel?

lollyp0p said:

lollyp0p, your mom'z waitin backstage, would you like me to call her out?

lilmissmissy said:

Hope you all like those-it's great watching Harold work.

Hey-I did work too! They're not gonna give a penguin a bank account, man.

Oh I see which flipper you're giving me-don't think I won't remember that!

lilmissmissy said:

HE LOVES IT HE WAS BEGGING FOR MORE I TELL YOU

lilmissmissy said:

Depending on the giver, apprehensive followed by curious?

subhuman09 said:

This is live to air and coast to coast!!!

subhuman09 said:

So does Harold have other penguin friendz? How do your human (or shall i say subhuman friendz ) think of himz?

lollyp0p said:

I didn't beg, I merely encouraged a bit.

She's shy, ok? I wanted to help her blossom.

lollyp0p said:

Would you like to describe what happened lolly?

subhuman09 said:

How did you encourage her sub?