What naughty things did you do at school?

It would take waaaaay too long to type all the shit I did in school..

I miss those responsibility free days though.....

this would be a really long post if i put all of them

Me too..

someone go first though...

Excellent thread honey!

I called a Tunisian boy "the camel" and I was "the pig", we scrawled camels and pigs all over school ..... I guess you had to be there.

My best friend Jen and I were going to throw a bucket of water on our friend Tommy, but we were on a balcony and Tommy moved when we threw it... so it ended up on the vice principal who was downstairs

Another time I dropped a potted flower over the same balcony's railing, to see how fast it went down and what sound it would make as it crashed - I didn't take into account the bellow that the same vice principal let out as he stepped out of his office and was 3 feet away from the falling flower He then proceeded to chase me around the school until he had to take his heart medicine

Once me and my friends had a water fight ----- in the ART room, at break time. I threw a cup of water at Jayne, she ducked and every painting on the wall kinda.. went... away..

Teacher said:

OMG, I wish I could have been there to witness that

hmmmmm

ok



I told my business studies teacher he looked cute to get an A (and it worked)

I stole loadsa paper

I skived PE

I went to the Pub for lunch more often than not

I taught the french exchange student lots of naughty words and told her they meant different things

I would be a sarcastic midget but hide behind my 6 foot best mate

I forged my parents signatures on all my letter and reports


when we went on a school trip to wales i pushed a girl down a hill

I broke a boys nose

ermmmmm

I never lasted a whole french lesson with out getting sent to the head mistress

i was a model student

lollyp0p said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Art room, forgot that one!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAY!


All of our class fooled the teacher to leave the classroom, she forgot her keys, then we locked her outside and messed up the WHOLE DARN CLASSROOM with paint. When we were done we climbed out through the windows (ground floor) and went home... no evidence!

Teacher said:

OMG i just remembered the best thing i did

ok the worst thing i did


i failed a spelling test and was about to get detention so i put on an astounding performance tears and everything saying how my maternal grandmother had passed away (she died when i was 1) and i was too upset too study



how terrible is that

lollyp0p said:

Thats terrible!!!!!

lollyp0p said:

Let's just say I was grounded from my junior till I graduated

Me and my friend, 'big gay' Dave attempted (I say attempted) to make a cauliflower cheese in home economics. Anyway we managed to burn practically everything! The cauliflower, the cheese, the little complimentary toast to go on the side and even the parsley garnish looked liked it had seen better days. We had to spend all break time cleaning this pan and the char and burn just wouldn't come off so we hid the pan in a cupboard. Not really naughty as such but it was quite funny. The teacher said, 'Is this is your pan' and we said 'no' gingerly. She said 'you're guilty, it's written all over your face!'' quite angrily. Dave replied, 'where?! where?! Can I go to the toilets to wash it off!' I smirked at that and we got a quite a ticking off.

Ok I have a story:

My friends wanted to try smoking. My friend Sophie (God rest her soul ) her mum was the music teacher at school and she smoked

So Sophie stole her Mums ciggies out her car and we went behind the school field - hidden by trees, to smoke.

I didnt want to smoke.. yuck, so I kept watch out..

Anyway, my mates were passing the ciggie around and some smaller girls caught us and were gonna report us all to the head mistress.

Anyway, quick thinking on my part, there was a lot of rubbish thrown over the wall by people passing by the school. I found something on the ground and opened the container.

They looked like sweets, but they werent

I said to the kids, that if I gave them a sweet, would they not tell? They said Noo, gimme a sweet! LOL

Anyway, as I said they werent sweets but Steradent tablets (for washing false teeth with - bleach and all that shit in these things that looked like mints.)

They each took one, popped it in their mouths and fucking hell, we watched them fizz and bubble and burn their little mouths to fuckery...



Their parents complained that we had been dealing drugs, so not only did we get in trouble for smoking, but also for dealing *drugs*

HollowellSA said:

i was grounded alot because the amount of phone calls my mom got complaining about me from my french teacher she really hated me

JDINTERACTIVE said:

REDFEATHERS said:

now i was not that evil

and at Redbaby's story, that is sooo cruel and funny! Nothing better than when the two are brought together

Once I organised a Fashion Show.

I put up posters all around the school, and said Mrs Forsythe (a well known, upstanding member of the community) was holding the fashion show and the winner would get £200 worth of designer clothes from her fashion boutique and a modelling contract.

Anyway, at break and lunch times, the posters would go up, so all the school kids could see it.

Before class I would take them down, with my little *helpers* helping me.

The week before the show, kids were getting excited. Someone asked me if I was participating, I laughed to myself, and said hell no.. I would be too embarrased, or something like that.

The day of the fashion show, everyone had to go to the school assembly hall and wait.
Girls were in the toilets, brushing their hair, applying make up, covering up spots, asking each other if they were beautiful enough, pulling their stomachs in etc etc.. even the PREFECTS!!!!

So at lunch everyone sat - I mean the whole fucking school, waiting for Mrs Forsythe to show and the competition to begin..

The teachers and nuns were in their staffrooms, until they heard the commotion and came out.

When the girls told them about the fashion show even the TEACHERS were convinced and phoned up Mrs Forsythe asking what this was all about and how they hadnt heard of it.

Mrs Forsythe had to come into the school and sort this biznizz out. With 400 disappointed school girls all plumed ready to *win* that modelling contract.

It was the funniest thing I ever did.. And they NEVER found out who was behind it all

IT's sooooo funny!!!!! I love you!!!

Teacher said:

I have more, but they are sooo long, will have to continue tmrw..

Nite Nite Honey... xx

REDFEATHERS said:

is not even adequote to describe how much that made me laugh

lollyp0p said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Until NOW, that is. I have a Mrs. Forsythe here who would like to have a word with you.

At break, me and my friends were messing around and one of them threw an apple core at me. I ducked and it hit Sister Aidan (a nun) SPLAT! in the face!

Ace said:

NOOOOO!!!!

not me, my friend would spit on dead bumble bees, play with lighters in school, she would pretend to make out by herself , not that much she I did. She was weird. This was in fifth grade.