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Anybody want to be my girlfriend? I'm bored of my mother. Did you spill my prescription? | |
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Masterpiece Theatre eat your heart out.
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I will help you find a girlfriend! Tell us which qualities you like in a woman  | |
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BigGuns said: I'm bored of my mother.
i'll take her  | |
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Lleena said: I will help you find a girlfriend! Tell us which qualities you like in a woman
fancy sharing some of that tea 
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I'll be your girlfriend. | |
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TheFrog said: BigGuns said: I'm bored of my mother.
i'll take her Where you taking her Froggy? | |
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purpletiger said: Lleena said: I will help you find a girlfriend! Tell us which qualities you like in a woman
fancy sharing some of that tea
One lump or two ? | |
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Lleena said: purpletiger said: fancy sharing some of that tea
One lump or two ? oh dont tease me 
you are just after me to sing you a song aren't you 
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Lleena said: I will help you find a girlfriend! Tell us which qualities you like in a woman
I like a woman who likes computer games, action films, guns, sweets, cakes, chocolate, Huey Lewis & The News and who likes to hit social workers. I'd like someone like Lara Croft. Did you spill my prescription? | |
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no picture?  U led me on thinking u was moses. Hurtin sheep blinded through a fantasy | |
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scandaloussex said: no picture?
 Did you spill my prescription? | |
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BigGuns said: Lleena said: I will help you find a girlfriend! Tell us which qualities you like in a woman
I like a woman who likes computer games, action films, guns, sweets, cakes, chocolate, Huey Lewis & The News and who likes to hit social workers. I'd like someone like Lara Croft. It sounds like you're looking for George Bush. | |
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Lleena said: TheFrog said: i'll take her Where you taking her Froggy? to O'Neills on Euston Road for a few beers and a chilli supper.
then i'll give her to a bum. | |
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Lleena said: BigGuns said: I like a woman who likes computer games, action films, guns, sweets, cakes, chocolate, Huey Lewis & The News and who likes to hit social workers. I'd like someone like Lara Croft. It sounds like you're looking for George Bush. | |
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TheFrog said: BigGuns said: I'm bored of my mother.
i'll take her Not surprised. 
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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TheFrog said: Lleena said: Where you taking her Froggy? to O'Neills on Euston Road for a few beers and a chilli supper.
then i'll give her to a bum. Then video the bum, bumming ya mum.  | |
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minneapolisgenius said: TheFrog said: i'll take her Not surprised.
 so cruel to me, yet i don't care. | |
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drgoldsmoke said: TheFrog said: to O'Neills on Euston Road for a few beers and a chilli supper.
then i'll give her to a bum. Then video the bum, bumming ya mum. 
nice rhyming couplet! | |
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TheFrog said: minneapolisgenius said: Not surprised.
so cruel to me, yet i don't care.
That's not cruel. That's just me.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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here we are folks, the dream we all dreamed of ...
Frog versus Girl ... down the Euston Road 
She's waiting inside for you, Frog ... 
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moderatorlangebleu said: here we are folks, the dream we all dreamed of ...
Frog versus Girl ... down the Euston Road
She's waiting inside for you, Frog ...
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strong play, langebleu! indeed, that's the place. i was in there last night having a sly couple, so came to mind. anyone fancy one there tonight? | |
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TheFrog said: anyone fancy one there tonight?
*tumbleweed* | |
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TheFrog said: TheFrog said: anyone fancy one there tonight?
*tumbleweed* me me me me me me
but i can't  | |
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TheFrog said: Lleena said: Where you taking her Froggy? to O'Neills on Euston Road for a few beers and a chilli supper.
then i'll give her to a bum. You cant do that  You'll have to take her home and feed her fish suppers. She'll be waitng for you every night when you return from work, in front of the telly with a tray on her lap. | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: *tumbleweed* me me me me me me
but i can't 
how about friday?  | |
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Lleena said: TheFrog said: to O'Neills on Euston Road for a few beers and a chilli supper.
then i'll give her to a bum. You cant do that You'll have to take her home and feed her fish suppers. She'll be waitng for you every night when you return from work, in front of the telly with a tray on her lap.
suddenly i regret raising my hand... | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: me me me me me me
but i can't
how about friday?
it's a date | |
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