Anxiety,

that shipment of hair straightener you wanted finally arrived. you are gonna have to bring two forms of ID and an affidavit from your mommy to prove that you are actually who you are.

thanks,
Milty

McMeekle:

despite your protestations, the tablets do not work when "dissolved" in that orifice.

please reconsider your medical advice.

To all of my org "crushes"

I need a date for the Killers concert this month. Of course, I'll pay.

Ocean: Is your computer broke or something?

Where the hell are you??

Frog.

You = Twat

But I love ya!

Spookymuffin said:

TheFrog said:

Will you have my babies

Spookymuffin said:

Well, i suppose it's about time you learned, spooky.

See, when Mummy Bear and Daddy Bear love each other very much, Daddy Bear kisses Mummy Bear in a special way with his special love truncheon.

And...er...et cetera.

so basically, yes.

TheFrog said:

But we're guys...It'd just be impossible


*crawls back to blow-up Cindy*

Spookymuffin said:

you think?

i'll have to think that one through.

*crawls back to real Cindy*

TheFrog said:

Spookymuffin said:

TheFrog said:

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Christopher said:

TheFrog said:

Christopher said:

well, it is kinda scratchy today.

TheFrog said:

have you been using fabic softner in your laundry?

For Lolly: It's never too late ya know

Christopher said:

oh no! is that what you're supposed to use!

i thought you were supposed to use sand!

TheFrog said:

TheFrog said:

TheFrog said:

Only if he promises to shave again. It was getting scratchy as hell for a while there.

subhuman09 said:

for lollyp0p

please.

and believe me, i am NOT kidding when i say that Oxfam has that top now.

for christopher:

your fitness instructor called. she says that the bottle of "isotonic water" you were drinking at the gym yesterday...er...wasn't actually "isotonic" in the expected sense.

you should report to a doctor (preferably a Scottish one) as quickly as possible.

for subhuman09:

mum called.

that is all.

TheFrog said:

Tell your Mum I'm flattered but just not into her that way.

Spookymuffin said:

I'll give you a few years to experiment with blow up cindy sweetie

TheFrog said:

FIRE ALARM WILL KILL YOU

i guess you shall just have to go back to the shop and purchase another one then won't you sweetie

soulyacolia said:

That thing is always broken lol, check your org notes