23 guilty pleasures men will never cop to but will always be slaves to:

1-Fantasizing about her friends, her cousin, her mom, and all of the other women whose hotness is multiplied exponentially by their unavailability.

2-Sitting in the boss's chair when he's gone.

3-Angry Phil Collins: "In the Air Tonight." "I Don't Care Anymore." "Mama." And when you're alone, air drums.

4-Those cheerleading competitions on ESPN2. Go ahead and watch. They want you to. It's ...Oh! Kay!

5-Binoculars. Neighbors. You do the math.

6-Deep, emotional conversations with your closest buddy. The best part:Once you have one, neither of you will ever mention it again.

7-The "Confessions" page of Cosmopolitan magazine. Your girlfriend's copy, of course.

8-Karaoke. You do it because it makes the girls giggle. But deep down, you know you're better than Mick.

9-Every friggin' word that comes out of Jessica Simpson's pounty li'l mouth.

10- Cotton sheets with a thread count higher that Ted Williams's career batting average. A litle knowledge of fabric is nothing to be ashamed of at bedtime.

11-You probably call it something like "scuttlebutt" or "intel." Why not call it what it is:gossip.

12-Warm Krispy Kremes, I mean, good God.

13-Pottery Barn. Restoration Hardware. Pier 1 Imports. You "tolerate" browsing there to molify your lady-and to trade off a trip to the sports bar afterward-but for weeks you've been eyeing that Persian/Taiwanese rug and that monogrammed barbecue-utensil set. And wouldn't that Amish-made bookcase just kill in your den?

14-Flexing your fingers on the steering wheel. Waiting, Revving, Then blowing the poor sap next to you off the line.

15-Slippers!

16-A cheeky chardonnay.

17-Picking scabs, popping zits, and giving that mosquito bite one good scratch before vowint never to touch it again.

18-Movies like Old School that make you think, If Only....

19-Saturday morning reruns. Saved by the bell leading into a couple of 90210s fills your Tiffani Theissen quota and is good hangover therapy.

20-Even better hangover therapy: the Kevin Costner triptych of Waterworld, Wyatt Earp, and Robin Hood:Prince of Theives.

21-Googling yourself.

22-Kelly Ripa. It ain't her talk-show chops. Maybe it's how she and Faith Ford smeared chocolate over each other. Maybe it's her domineering hotness. But it's definately something.

23- Your filthies, most psychotic erotic fantasy-the one that's either too dark, too dirty, or too illegal to mention. Dont worry. Every guy has one.

22 - Kelly who? I'm glad to be European

Teacher said:

just noticin how big her feet are...man lol
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BabyGirl said:

Thanks

Oh man, this shit is too funny.

23- Your filthies, most psychotic erotic fantasy-the one that's either too dark, too dirty, or too illegal to mention. Dont worry. Every guy has one.

Just one? I got way more that that.

1-Fantasizing about her friends, her cousin, her mom, and all of the other women whose hotness is multiplied exponentially by their unavailability. For me, that only happens when I'm not in love with the person I'm involved with. I've come to find that when I am indeed in love, when I notice other women who are attractive, they don't effect me like they did when I wasn't having those feelings...if anything, they make me think of the person I love. No lie.


2-Sitting in the boss's chair when he's gone. I am the boss, so...lol


3-Angry Phil Collins: "In the Air Tonight." "I Don't Care Anymore." "Mama." And when you're alone, air drums. Never heard of "Mama", but I do like "In The Air Tonight" and "I Don't Care Anymore"...and not ashamed of it.



4-Those cheerleading competitions on ESPN2. Go ahead and watch. They want you to. It's ...Oh! Kay! Oh, HELL no!..lol...While I admire their athleticism (seriously...that shit can be amazing to watch), it's the rare sports event which can get me to sit down and watch it for more than a few minutes.



5-Binoculars. Neighbors. You do the math. You haven't seen my neighbors...


6-Deep, emotional conversations with your closest buddy. The best part:Once you have one, neither of you will ever mention it again. My best buddies are female...so it's easy to have them and acknowledge them...


7-The "Confessions" page of Cosmopolitan magazine. Your girlfriend's copy, of course. Not sure what that is...


8-Karaoke. You do it because it makes the girls giggle. But deep down, you know you're better than Mick. I've done karaoke (ok, there's another word to add to my "Mispelled Words" thread..) once in my life, in front of everyone, at this bar in downtown L.A...lol...That was scary as hell...I sang lead male voice on "Love Shack" with a bunch of other Getty Museum interns, and then did a solo of "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" by Bill Withers, including the lung-collapsing string of "I know's"...lol....Never again.


9-Every friggin' word that comes out of Jessica Simpson's pounty li'l mouth. Another truth...I had NO stinkin' clue who Jessica Simpson was until my daughter pointed her out on a Pizza Hut commercial...I've been irritated ever since.


10- Cotton sheets with a thread count higher that Ted Williams's career batting average. A litle knowledge of fabric is nothing to be ashamed of at bedtime. Oh, HELL yes!!..lol...Um, makes whoever ends up sleeping next to you appreciate that you DO indeed care about thread counts...


11-You probably call it something like "scuttlebutt" or "intel." Why not call it what it is:gossip. No matter what it's called, I rarely take part in it...I've had my share of misperceptions about me, especially when it comes to this place. I don't feel like fueling that machine for others...

12-Warm Krispy Kremes, I mean, good God. Why in the HELL would ANYONE not admit to loving that!!



13-Pottery Barn. Restoration Hardware. Pier 1 Imports. You "tolerate" browsing there to molify your lady-and to trade off a trip to the sports bar afterward-but for weeks you've been eyeing that Persian/Taiwanese rug and that monogrammed barbecue-utensil set. And wouldn't that Amish-made bookcase just kill in your den? I go there by my own damn self, thank you...lol...have several things in my apartment that were purchased there.



14-Flexing your fingers on the steering wheel. Waiting, Revving, Then blowing the poor sap next to you off the line. Again...you've never seen my car...I'm usually happy when I can make it thru the intersection without stalling...



15-Slippers! Socks!!


16-A cheeky chardonnay. Um...prefer a blistering Coke, thank you...


17-Picking scabs, popping zits, and giving that mosquito bite one good scratch before vowint never to touch it again. No, HELL no, and...yeah...


18-Movies like Old School that make you think, If Only.... Never saw it...


19-Saturday morning reruns. Saved by the bell leading into a couple of 90210s fills your Tiffani Theissen quota and is good hangover therapy. Don't really watch TV...


20-Even better hangover therapy: the Kevin Costner triptych of Waterworld, Wyatt Earp, and Robin Hood:Prince of Theives. Donnie Darko is more my type of movie...lol



21-Googling yourself.


22-Kelly Ripa. It ain't her talk-show chops. Maybe it's how she and Faith Ford smeared chocolate over each other. Maybe it's her domineering hotness. But it's definately something. Not for me, it isn't...I only see her as a soap star.


23- Your filthies, most psychotic erotic fantasy-the one that's either too dark, too dirty, or too illegal to mention. Dont worry. Every guy has one.[/quote] I admit to it...lol

BabyGirl said:

Hold up...by "googling yourself", you ARE referring to the search engine, right??

-Angry Phil Collins: "In the Air Tonight." "I Don't Care Anymore." "Mama." And when you're alone, air drums.

I actually did that last week and knocked over a glass of water on my desk.

Byron said:

BabyGirl said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

that's the funniest thing i've heard all day!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

23- Your filthies, most psychotic erotic fantasy-the one that's either too dark, too dirty, or too illegal to mention. Dont worry. Every guy has one.



some girls have a few too

yeah, alot of that is true.....

I'd just like to say this thread scares me, yet I'm strangely drawn to it.

9-Every friggin' word that comes out of Jessica Simpson's pounty li'l mouth.

I honestly can't stand her. Her dumbness completely ruins her ample hotness.

BabyGirl said:[quote]23 guilty pleasures men will never cop to but will always be slaves to:

1-Fantasizing about her friends, her cousin, her mom, and all of the other women whose hotness is multiplied exponentially by their unavailability. If they are hot....


4-Those cheerleading competitions on ESPN2. Go ahead and watch. They want you to. It's ...Oh! Kay! I'm not ashamed! How do you get that job of the dude holding up the fine girls by their asses...?

5-Binoculars. Neighbors. You do the math.

18-Movies like Old School that make you think, If Only.... So true!

I'm sure there are more than 23....

1-Fantasizing about her friends, her cousin, her mom, and all of the other women whose hotness is multiplied exponentially by their unavailability.

friends, perhaps. but relations -no way. that would seem like incest to me

2-Sitting in the boss's chair when he's gone.

i've done that. then felt the seat was wet and went Never did it again

3-Angry Phil Collins: "In the Air Tonight." "I Don't Care Anymore." "Mama." And when you're alone, air drums.

I'd rather play some Nick Cave and imagine cutting some wrists (mine not excluded)

4-Those cheerleading competitions on ESPN2. Go ahead and watch. They want you to. It's ...Oh! Kay!

I enjoy watching Mark owen fumbling for a ball or two

5-Binoculars. Neighbors. You do the math.

I'll plead the 5th on that one

6-Deep, emotional conversations with your closest buddy. The best part:Once you have one, neither of you will ever mention it again.

so true. in fact, to avoid the topic me and my best friend at the time ended our 4 year
friendship. deep, emotional conversations suck. best stick to stargazing and teenage
wanderings about life on other planets lol

7-The "Confessions" page of Cosmopolitan magazine. Your girlfriend's copy, of course.

I like to read my boyfriend's Men's Health sexual problems segment on the toilet, it
makes me feel better about my own performance just reading about the fuck ups of all
those beefcakes

8-Karaoke. You do it because it makes the girls giggle. But deep down, you know you're better than Mick.

I'm better than all of them. that's why I never do it

9-Every friggin' word that comes out of Jessica Simpson's pounty li'l mouth.

As long as we get a close-up of Nick's reaction, than yeah, sure lol

10- Cotton sheets with a thread count higher that Ted Williams's career batting average. A litle knowledge of fabric is nothing to be ashamed of at bedtime.

Girl.....

11-You probably call it something like "scuttlebutt" or "intel." Why not call it what it is:gossip.

men are usually more up on gossip than women, they just never admit to it

12-Warm Krispy Kremes, I mean, good God.

warm Krispy what?

13-Pottery Barn. Restoration Hardware. Pier 1 Imports. You "tolerate" browsing there to molify your lady-and to trade off a trip to the sports bar afterward-but for weeks you've been eyeing that Persian/Taiwanese rug and that monogrammed barbecue-utensil set. And wouldn't that Amish-made bookcase just kill in your den?

I don't think many guys can relate to this. I'm gay and I can't even be bothered lol

14-Flexing your fingers on the steering wheel. Waiting, Revving, Then blowing the poor sap next to you off the line.



15-Slippers!



16-A cheeky chardonnay.

what the hell is a "cheeky" chardonnay?


17-Picking scabs, popping zits, and giving that mosquito bite one good scratch before vowint never to touch it again.

sometimes I miss my teenage spots. I mean, the really deep big ones on the forehead
or the cheeks. The ones you had to push extremely hard and then would just explode and
make your skin burst and bleed. It hurt so bad, yet felt so fucking great

18-Movies like Old School that make you think, If Only....

??

19-Saturday morning reruns. Saved by the bell leading into a couple of 90210s fills your Tiffani Theissen quota and is good hangover therapy.

exactly

20-Even better hangover therapy: the Kevin Costner triptych of Waterworld, Wyatt Earp, and Robin Hood:Prince of Theives.

Only under anaestatic with a blindfold and a pair of needles in my ears...perhaps

21-Googling yourself.

and being shocked about all the info it comes back with. Shriek!

22-Kelly Ripa. It ain't her talk-show chops. Maybe it's how she and Faith Ford smeared chocolate over each other. Maybe it's her domineering hotness. But it's definately something.

I don't think Paul Witteman ever smeared chocolate over Sonja, but I don't think it
would turn me on to watch it either

23- Your filthies, most psychotic erotic fantasy-the one that's either too dark, too dirty, or too illegal to mention. Dont worry. Every guy has one.

only one? they're swarming through my head, day and night, in fact I thought about two
new ones, just filling out this questionaire


Wait, this IS a questionaire, right?








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