State that you're leaving the Org in the most outrageous and theatrical way ever. You look down on your fellow Orgers with contempt or bleed to your heart's content for their sympathy. The more outrageous the better. All in the name of good fun of course.

1 rule though. You must start it by stating, 'I'm leaving the Org because...'

I'm leaving the Org because JD made me cry!!!!!

althom said:

Oh outrageous I said. Such a lame attempt from you Althom. I expected so much better!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Im leaving the Org because....

I want to read a book, See the sun again, talk to my family again, Stop calling all my conversations with people "Threads"

Me- "Hey we had a nice thread the other day about football!"

Other person- "Your a moron get off the computer!"

I don't know what the date is.....but I know if Prince had a slice of pizza at an after party.....and that he was wearing red drawers with Mani's face on them.....Most importantly Im leaving the Org cause ya'll a bunch of MOFO's!!!!

Mostly

Offensive

Freaky

Outrageous

Sucka's

sinister said:

That sounds like my conversations. LOL

everybody on this web site is BANNED BANNED BANNED!!!!!

Anxiety said:

In my travels away from the org I have learned a few things....and Anxiety I would like to share something with you.....

L'anxiété vous monsieur EST INTERDIT ! !

¡Usted es prohibido!!

Deres er freakin forbudt!!

Verboden Verboden Verboden!! De oh mijn god die u zo VERBODEN BENT!


And last but not least I have always wanted to know what this sounds like in German.....


Sie Sind Verboten!! Und ich habe ein Fieber. .....and die einzige Verordnung ist mehr KUHGLOCKE!!
[Edited 8/30/04 1:28am]

sinister said:

that's all great, but what's german for HEY ALTHOM, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN YOUR RUSTED-OUT COFFEE CAN OF A BUTT??

sinister said:

Haha, translator machine??? Vorbidden Vorbidden Vorbidden!! The oh my god the one that U ARE so VORBIDDEN!

Anxiety said:

HEY ALTHOM, LASSEN Sie DEM TÜR SCHLAG SIE IN IHRES GEROSTETaus KAFFEE DOSE VON EINEM KOLBEN NICHT?

Did you know Crackbot is the same in German as in English? Althom's drug problems know no boundaries.....

Whateva said:

Heh.....Hello there sweetie how are you?

sinister said:

Fine thanks Did I catch U on using that silly machine or what??

I'm leaving the org because I've been on the wrong end of other orgers' incisive wit and cutting put-downs too many times.

I feel utterly, utterly destroyed by the profundity.


dumbdownedit
[Edited 8/30/04 1:58am]

Whateva said:

That machine is the only way to translate how I really speak into proper english.....I really speak Dizzle.....A example of my native tounge.....


For shizzle my home gizzle.....I talk like thizzle in the hizzle but not on the orgizzle....cause when Im in the heezay belieze mae I chill in the cut.....

Translation

I read books and drink tea at home.....I speak proper english at my homestead but not at this place of debauchery....When in my home I sit on the couch.....

I'M LEAVING THE ORG!!!

It's been fun, really, it has. However, after so many years out running security from the Friars Club, it's caught up with me.

I know, you're saying, "Why?" or "Who are you anyway?" or "Stop calling I already said I won't adopt your porpoise."

It all started years ago, I was roasting Carrot Top and he got pissed cause I said he looked like Wendy from the Wendy's fast food sign-but after being hit with a shovel while listening to "Safety Dance" on repeat.

Well anyway, he says I'll never work in this town again (he made Chairman of the Board so were even, or as I call it Charmin of the Bored), and says I should watch my back. Sure, the prop guy from hell is threatening me? Well I tell you what-he's not getting a fruit basket this year. No sir.

To make a short story long flash forward to Idaho. I'm on tour promoting my latest invention (a talking toilet seat that screams when you sit down), and Wendy pops in! Guess the minature golf course gig got old.

So the cops are called, and here I am-serving 25 to life for impersonating a comedian. Should've seen it coming, huh?

Oh well-maybe I'll meet Martha.

Stay cool my babies.

sinister said:

OK than your translation was AyOK!!

this is so hard for me to say.

about three months ago, i met up with 2the9s in NYC. we had a great time - drinking, dancing, cuddling. well, things went from one thing to another, and the short story is that I am now 12 weeks pregnant with his love child.


now 2the9s won't return my phone calls, and got Lleena to tell me that it was over.

i can't take the pain of seeing him post facetious comments on here, all the while knowing that growing inside of me is part of him.

so it's over, Org.

i'll miss you.

as a parting gesture, here's the latest ultrasound picture of the baby i intend to call "2theFrog":

TheFrog said:

Get that child a toothpaste endorsement now!

TheFrog said:

EXCELLENT!!

It's not possible to leave in a more dramatic way than some orgers (who subsequently came back of course ) already have, so all that we have to do when the search function goes back up is search those threads. Off hand I can think of Cborgman and Aaron

im leaving cus Zelaria smells like 3 week old unwashed drawz

TheRealFiness said:

Actually Finess, I think you and I wrote two pretty hilarious ones WAAAAAY back



Oh, and she's called Zelaira, not Zelaria

Teacher said:

lol

Anxiety said:

REPORTED! REPORTED! REPORTED!

who do I report you to?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I m leaving because:

- I can't keep threads alive
- People tell me that Prince is Gay
- I tripped over a bag of coconuts and severed my spine.
- I want to become a Pirate

superspaceboy said:

i got your "report" right here, buddy - BANNED!!!

AND RE-BANNED!!!!

(oh - and could you lock the door on your way out? thanks. )

irresistibleb1tch said:

As always you win.

Please stay!

gooeythehamster said:

Gooey - they were SHIRLEY TEMPLES!!!